[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

are you dumb, he's going on like he's Jesus preaching about how the internet is bad and people not giving their real names and hiding behind fake names...

Why we do that, because of Atheists, that's why. Atheists are hate filled monsters who go around claiming to be Christians on the Internets just to make us TRUE Christians™ look like crazed religious fanatics worshiping a contradiction filled book. We have no choice but to hide our identities thanks to these Atheists

I would say you would agree with us that Atheists are evil people.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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secondly, this point has been raised before, but er.. he wrote an article on Satanist internet!! now who believes in the word of Jesus?!

Who said the Internet was Satanist? How can a collection of computers, inanimate objects, embrace a religion or philosophy?

This statement is illogical. Are all Sikhs as illogical as you?

A REAL TRUE CHRISTIAN would live his life devoted to the words of the bible, not sit there behind a screen acting like god himself.

You haven't read the Bible and didn't know there was a difference between Christian and Catholic. Are all Sikhs as ignorant and pretentious as you?

lol, and you're telling me to learn what irony is! hahahahaha pathetic

Are all Sikhs as judgmental and rude as you?

[Alphonse Alban]

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are you dumb, he's going on like he's Jesus preaching about how the internet is bad and people not giving their real names and hiding behind fake names...

It's not a fake name. No one has ever claimed that it's his actual name. Try to focus for a bit. It's so called alias. What has the name to do with anything anyway? Is the 100% accurate bible quote less accurate if it's done under alias?

er, first of all which knob would baptise their son with the name Cranky? who's family name is 'Old Man'?

Again, no one said that it's someone's actual name. I think it's so obviously not actual name that it does not require any explanations. Apparently I was wrong and there are dumb enough people like you who does not understand the obvious.

secondly, this point has been raised before, but er.. he wrote an article on Satanist internet!! now who believes in the word of Jesus?!

A REAL TRUE CHRISTIAN would live his life devoted to the words of the bible, not sit there behind a screen acting like god himself.

Internet is very effective way to spread the true word of God. That's what we are doing. Saying that someone is acting as god by spreading the word of God just proves that you are not very bright.

lol, and you're telling me to learn what irony is! hahahahaha pathetic

Well, since it is apparent that you have no clue what it means, I don't think it's pathetic to learn what it means. It's too bad if you think education is pathetic.

[sick raghead terrorist]

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It's not a fake name. No one has ever claimed that it's his actual name. Try to focus for a bit. It's so called alias. What has the name to do with anything anyway? Is the 100% accurate bible quote less accurate if it's done under alias?



Again, no one said that it's someone's actual name. I think it's so obviously not actual name that it does not require any explanations. Apparently I was wrong and there are dumb enough people like you who does not understand the obvious.



Internet is very effective way to spread the true word of God. That's what we are doing. Saying that someone is acting as god by spreading the word of God just proves that you are not very bright.



Well, since it is apparent that you have no clue what it means, I don't think it's pathetic to learn what it means. It's too bad if you think education is pathetic.

Lets all agree that mr cranky is going to hell as he hasn't thrown his computer in the bin as he told everyone else to do... oh and same to the rest of you... see you there!

[Alphonse Alban]

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Lets all agree that mr cranky is going to hell as he hasn't thrown his computer in the bin as he told everyone else to do... oh and same to the rest of you... see you there!

Sorry, but I'll take God's word over your word. Looks like you can't ever read, or maybe you can but you don't understand what you read. There is nothing there that says using computer alone will get you to hell.

I would say to you that you should start reading the bible and start following Jesus, because you are not yet beyond hope. You can still be saved. However, as you have such huge problems understanding written word, I think this would be more suitable book for you for starters.

[roadkill55]

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Mark 9:47 "And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire".

Mark 9:43 "And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched".

How would I be able to study it if I don't have eyes?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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How would I be able to study it if I don't have eyes?

Complete KJV, narrated by James Earl Jones

God hates excuses and laziness.

[roadkill55]

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Complete KJV, narrated by James Earl Jones

God hates excuses and laziness.

How would I know I have the right CD?

[James Hutchins]

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How would I know I have the right CD?

I am sure your mommie would take you to the store and make sure you get the right one.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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How would I know I have the right CD?

It's the complete set. The whole KJV. Every CD is the right CD.

[Bruce N. Farney]

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When using the internet I would recommended using JesOS™

http://www.landoverbaptist.org/news0907/jesOS.html

It's a good way to block all the lies and filth that comes with being on the internet.

[fritters456]

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#6 Lying on the Internet
Why do you go to hell: Internet makes it too easy to lie. No one can see you. No one really knows you. Being completely anonymous makes it very easy to lie. So a lot of people do. They assume fake names. They even use fake pictures! Idiot losers suddenly become online superheroes. But it doesn't work that way! Lying is not just a sin, God really hates liars! Almost everyone on the Internet will end up in hell!

How to avoid: Destroy your computer. Smash your smart phone. Crush your pad. You should spend your time studying the KJV1611 Holy Bible instead. And for contact with other people there is Baptist Church!

Proverbs 6:16-19 "These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood, An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief, A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren."


Ironic really that your name is Cranky Old Man

YOur an idiot.

'almost everyone on the internet will end up in hell' Oh but I assume your one of the few that wont....

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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YOur an idiot.

'almost everyone on the internet will end up in hell' Oh but I assume your one of the few that wont....

His what is an idiot?

"Your" is the possessive of "you".

You must have gone to public school. No wonder you don't know the difference between "your" and "you're", a contraction of "you are".

Can I get a "Douchebag Atheist" meme from someone? Here's the text:

Doesn't understand basic English . . . Calls Christians stupid.

[Levi Jones]

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YOur an idiot.

If you are going to call someone an idiot, might I suggest doing it the right way? I rarely do this grammar nazi thing, but YOU'RE in dire need of education.

'almost everyone on the internet will end up in hell' Oh but I assume your one of the few that wont....

That is correct. Cranky is one of the most saved people I know.

[speedyburp]

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Doing that might be a bit difficult, as if you have no hands or eyes it's going to be very hard to read the Bible. I suppose you could get someone to read it to you though.

I also find it very hard to believe that sinning was invented in Iceland, as there have only been humans in Iceland since the Vikings sailed there in the dark ages. Sin was "invented" in the garden of Eden when Adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit. The fact that Iceland is on a plate boundary explains why it's got hot springs, it's nothing to do with hell.