[Max Bayes]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Boy, I've warned you more than once about speaking disrespectfully to your betters. You aren't going to get any more warnings.

You came in here claiming to be a Christian, yet you don't get even the simplest concepts in the Holy Bible. When God says "Thou Shalt Not Kill" in the 10 Commandments, then he's talking about our fellow Christians. When God orders us to kill witches, queers, and those who refuse to worship Him, that's different. When God orders a hit, it isn't murder.

How often does your father lay a good Christian beating on you? Not often enough, I'd say.

Bruno,

Think of it like this. Let's borrow the Atheist-Heathenist idea of evolution for a minute. Let's say for a second that humans did evolve (Please, bear with me) from monkeys (I know, I know. You don't see monkeys driving cars, but then no one listens to Max) amongst other things. Humans are True Christians, and are therefore bound by the Commandments not to kill. However, we did not simply hand each other this title. It is something that we earned, that we "evolved" from other creatures such as the Dung Beetle (Muslims), Aardvark (Jews), Flying Squirrels (Witches), Dolphins (Queers), and pigs (atheists). You don't feel bad about killing pigs, do you? No? Therefore, you shouldn't worry when it comes to killing atheists. You can even take the time to explain why you are killing them using this highly illogical "evolution" based argument, which they will no doubt pretend to understand even as you lead them to the slaughter house. I, however, prefer just to shoot them in the face and be done with it.

I hope this clears everything up for you.

Max.

[Bruno]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Bruno,

Think of it like this. Let's borrow the Atheist-Heathenist idea of evolution for a minute. Let's say for a second that humans did evolve (Please, bear with me) from monkeys (I know, I know. You don't see monkeys driving cars, but then no one listens to Max) amongst other things. Humans are True Christians, and are therefore bound by the Commandments not to kill. However, we did not simply hand each other this title. It is something that we earned, that we "evolved" from other creatures such as the Dung Beetle (Muslims), Aardvark (Jews), Flying Squirrels (Witches), Dolphins (Queers), and pigs (atheists). You don't feel bad about killing pigs, do you? No? Therefore, you shouldn't worry when it comes to killing atheists. You can even take the time to explain why you are killing them using this highly illogical "evolution" based argument, which they will no doubt pretend to understand even as you lead them to the slaughter house. I, however, prefer just to shoot them in the face and be done with it.

I hope this clears everything up for you.

Max.

you actually sound dumber than i imagined you would.. i mean from reading this i think u might be an undercover atheist.. you are trying to spew out reasons as to why YOU think its ok to murder another human..GOD said nothing of this nature.. and your comment is filled with so much hate its unbearable.. im tired of biting my tongue.. and idc about an infraction..YOU have stepped out of line with that comment.. i would love to meet you in person.. and if you spew any of that crap out of your mouth i will not strike u down with my fists.. i will simply hold up a picture of your family and kick it at you.. but you probably would not care because your parents are most likely jews

[Max Bayes]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

All I said was that it was okay to kill pigs. Are you undercover? An undercover vegetarian? Pastors, we've got another hippy here.

[Felicity]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

@Bruno Could you please not make racist remarks here? They are not nice and also they are not allowed here!

[BryanH]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

@Bruno Could you please not make racist remarks here? They are not nice and also they are not allowed here!

max bayes made quite a few racist remarks.. why do you not jump on him?

[The Hand]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

i would love to meet you in person.. and if you spew any of that crap out of your mouth i will not strike u down with my fists.. i will simply hold up a picture of your family and kick it at you.. but you probably would not care because your parents are most likely jews

[Felicity]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

@BryanH Because @Max Bayes is a True Christian(tm) and his posting is trying to save souls! #2 Timothy 4:1-2

[Unexpressed]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Because we are here to save miserable sinners, and there are none of those in Church.




Because he has never been tempted:

Hello, there!
The Bible says that all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God (Rom. 3:23). Even Jesus was tempted in the desert... How can you people say that he hasn't been tempted?

(Btw: When Jesus teaches about tempting, cutting hands is just a metaphor for cutting the sectors of your life that lead you to sin.)

[BelieverInGod]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Hello, there!
The Bible says that all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God (Rom. 3:23). Even Jesus was tempted in the desert... How can you people say that he hasn't been tempted?

How far back is this quote from, I'm not seeing it.

(Btw: When Jesus teaches about tempting, cutting hands is just a metaphor for cutting the sectors of your life that lead you to sin.)

So you just decide that anything you don't like in the Bible is just a metaphor? Do you think God is happy with that?


Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Deuteronomy 12:32 What thing soever I command you, observe to do it: thou shalt not add thereto, nor diminish from it.

Proverbs 30:5 Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
Proverbs 30:6 Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

Romans 15:4 For whatsoever things were written aforetime were written for our learning, that we through patience and comfort of the scriptures might have hope.

[Levi Jones]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Hello, there!
The Bible says that all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God (Rom. 3:23).

That's prior to Salvation. 1 John 3:5-6 says that if you are a True Christian, you are without sin.

And ye know that he was manifested to take away our sins; and in him is no sin.
Whosoever abideth in him sinneth not: whosoever sinneth hath not seen him, neither known him.

Even Jesus was tempted in the desert...
How can you people say that he hasn't been tempted?

Are you claiming God and Jesus are not one in the same? This verse says God cannot be tempted.

James 1:13
Let no man say when he is tempted, I am tempted of God: for God cannot be tempted with evil, neither tempteth he any man:

(Btw: When Jesus teaches about tempting, cutting hands is just a metaphor for cutting the sectors of your life that lead you to sin.)

That's a slippery slope. I'm guessing you'll be telling me the flood was metaphorical as well?

[Unexpressed]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

[QUOTE=BelieverInGod;513418]How far back is this quote from, I'm not seeing it.

it was this:
"Quote:
how come you still have your hands then? and how come you have your eyes still?
Because he has never been tempted: "

[Unexpressed]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Quote:
Originally Posted by Unexpressed
Even Jesus was tempted in the desert...
How can you people say that he hasn't been tempted?

"
Are you claiming God and Jesus are not one in the same? This verse says God cannot be tempted.

"
When i said "he" I meant the guy who said that he has never been tempted and thereby he doesn't have to cut his hand )))



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Quote:
Originally Posted by Unexpressed
(Btw: When Jesus teaches about tempting, cutting hands is just a metaphor for cutting the sectors of your life that lead you to sin.)

"
That's a slippery slope. I'm guessing you'll be telling me the flood was metaphorical as well?
"

Jesus taught us to eat his flesh and drink his blood.. Is that what you do on your Sunday service?

Remember that it's a slippery slope to interpret the Bible!

[Levi Jones]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

Quote:

Remember that it's a slippery slope to interpret the Bible!

So true!! If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off.

I have communion just like the disciples did with bread and wine. I notice you didn't answer my questions.

[Unexpressed]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

By the way.. it's funny that you guys act so aggressively and begin giving warnings after one semi-neutral message. Have you ever examinated the way Jesus acted and taught.
For example: When Jesus found a whore lady, did He lapidate her and roar the gospel for the broken woman?
Or when Jesus found Zacchaeus on the tree.. Did he judge Him for his sins and leave alone?

With forums like this, you just drive away the people who really could be looking for God and salvation.. Actually this stuff is so funny that I thought this is a joke... Seems like I was wrong.

[Levi Jones]

Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

By the way.. it's funny that you guys act so aggressively and begin giving warnings after one semi-neutral message. Have you ever examinated the way Jesus acted and taught.

Like Jesus, we have no problem rebuking demons and evil when we see it.

Mark 1:25-26
And Jesus rebuked him, saying, Hold thy peace, and come out of him. And when the unclean spirit had torn him, and cried with a loud voice, he came out of him.

Here Jesus heals a man then tells him to immediately depart.

Mark 1:42-43
And as soon as he had spoken, immediately the leprosy departed from him, and he was cleansed.
And he straitly charged him, and forthwith sent him away;

Jesus curses a fig tree for not giving Him food.

Mark 11:13-14
And seeing a fig tree afar off having leaves, he came, if haply he might find any thing thereon: and when he came to it, he found nothing but leaves; for the time of figs was not yet.
And Jesus answered and said unto it, No man eat fruit of thee hereafter for ever. And his disciples heard it.

Here we have Jesus driving people out of the temple with a whip.

John 2:15
And when he had made a scourge of small cords, he drove them all out of the temple, and the sheep, and the oxen; and poured out the changers' money, and overthrew the tables;

Jesus calls the Pharisees all kinds of names.

Matthew 23:24, 27
Ye blind guides, which strain at a gnat, and swallow a camel.
Woe unto you, scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites! for ye are like unto whited sepulchres, which indeed appear beautiful outward, but are within full of dead men's bones, and of all uncleanness.

Jesus calls a Canaanite woman a dog.

Matthew 15:22-29
And, behold, a woman of Canaan came out of the same coasts, and cried unto him, saying, Have mercy on me, O Lord, thou son of David; my daughter is grievously vexed with a devil.
But he answered her not a word. And his disciples came and besought him, saying, Send her away; for she crieth after us.
But he answered and said, I am not sent but unto the lost sheep of the house of Israel.
Then came she and worshipped him, saying, Lord, help me.
But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.
And she said, Truth, Lord: yet the dogs eat of the crumbs which fall from their masters' table.
Then Jesus answered and said unto her, O woman, great is thy faith: be it unto thee even as thou wilt. And her daughter was made whole from that very hour.
And Jesus departed from thence, and came nigh unto the sea of Galilee; and went up into a mountain, and sat down there.

With forums like this, you just drive away the people who really could be looking for God and salvation..

Sorry if the whole Word of God is difficult for fluffy bunny false Christians such as yourself.

Actually this stuff is so funny that I thought this is a joke... Seems like I was wrong.

I'm sorry you find the Holy Bible to be a joke, young lady.