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  • #61
    Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

    @haistakaaperse why would something be wrong with us? All we do is listen to God! #KJV1611
    I Jesus!

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    • #62
      Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

      propably you should listen yourselves sometimes more than jesus.

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      • #63
        Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

        Originally posted by Fittjävel View Post
        propably you should listen yourselves sometimes more than jesus.
        Why should we try to analyze the Word of God(r). He is the almighty, He is smarter than the entire human race.
        Second guessing Him would be wrong. When He say 'Jump', we do it. We do not ask how high, how far or why. It is not our place to do so.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #64
          Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

          @Fittjävel Would you not rather listen to Jesus and go to Heaven? #John 14:1-4
          I Jesus!

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          • #65
            Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

            Originally posted by Felicity View Post
            @Fittjävel Would you not rather listen to Jesus and go to Heaven? #John 14:1-4
            Dat OK, let him go cause I done think no-body want to share a room wif him up in Hebin, anyways
            Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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            • #66
              Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

              Originally posted by Vavoline Johnson View Post
              Dat OK, let him go cause I done think no-body want to share a room wif him up in Hebin, anyways
              Indeed. Satan will use Fittjävel and all the other retards from Iceland to make Hell even worse for all the other sinners!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • #67
                Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                Indeed. Satan will use Fittjävel and all the other retards from Iceland to make Hell even worse for all the other sinners!
                ok .. your list.. where should i start.. isnt one of the commandments thou shalt not kill? so that means we have no right to kill gays right?
                and on your list it says the only way to get into heaven when it comes to sex is to cut off both hands and plauck out your eyes.. well if you have done that how are you typing and reading posts? and then you say we should destroy anything with internet on it? but you use internet to get on this website.. why are you an exception to the rules

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                • #68
                  Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                  Originally posted by Bruno View Post
                  ok .. your list.. where should i start.. isnt one of the commandments thou shalt not kill? so that means we have no right to kill gays right?
                  God disagrees with you and God is always right: Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

                  and on your list it says the only way to get into heaven when it comes to sex is to cut off both hands and plauck out your eyes.. well if you have done that how are you typing and reading posts? and then you say we should destroy anything with internet on it? but you use internet to get on this website.. why are you an exception to the rules
                  You should read the scripture I mentioned more carefully (Matthew 24:24, Mark 9:47 and Mark 9:43). Since we are Saved© we are protected against sinning!

                  We are sin free:

                  1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."

                  Revelation 1:5
                  "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"


                  1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."
                  5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                  To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                  James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                  • #69
                    Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                    Originally posted by Bruno View Post
                    ok .. your list.. where should i start.. isnt one of the commandments thou shalt not kill? so that means we have no right to kill gays right?
                    and on your list it says the only way to get into heaven when it comes to sex is to cut off both hands and plauck out your eyes.. well if you have done that how are you typing and reading posts? and then you say we should destroy anything with internet on it? but you use internet to get on this website.. why are you an exception to the rules
                    Cranky Old Man is going to school you boy. It seems to me that you have a sinner's attitude and a hatred of God. There's a spot reserved in Hades for you.

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                    • #70
                      Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                      I'm gonna try and explain my point of view to your point of view:

                      7: If children don't know about sex and stuff, then they are likely to end up like Butters from South Park, confused and won't know his only love.

                      6: So... almost everyone on this website are going to hell???

                      5: Trust me, more than 70% of icelandic people are Christian and why so intolerant of women getting equal rights?

                      4: Maybe women should cover themselves better, I kinda agree with you.

                      3: If God is the creator of all things, why did he create gays?

                      2: There are some minerals and vitamins that are only found in vegetables that the body needs to work. If we kill all animals then everything would be extinct and we would have to result to cannibalism.

                      1: If everyone would stop having sex, then the human species would die within a 100 years.

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                      • #71
                        Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                        that does not answer my question about killing.. please answer me now

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                        • #72
                          Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                          Originally posted by Bruno View Post
                          that does not answer my question about killing.. please answer me now
                          Which part of Leviticus 20:13 did you not get?
                          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                          • #73
                            Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                            Originally posted by Bruno View Post
                            that does not answer my question about killing.. please answer me now
                            Boy, I've warned you more than once about speaking disrespectfully to your betters. You aren't going to get any more warnings.

                            You came in here claiming to be a Christian, yet you don't get even the simplest concepts in the Holy Bible. When God says "Thou Shalt Not Kill" in the 10 Commandments, then he's talking about our fellow Christians. When God orders us to kill witches, queers, and those who refuse to worship Him, that's different. When God orders a hit, it isn't murder.

                            How often does your father lay a good Christian beating on you? Not often enough, I'd say.
                            Who Will Jesus Damn?

                            Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                            Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                            Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                            • #74
                              Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                              Originally posted by Zapp Brannigan View Post
                              I'm gonna try and explain my point of view to your point of view
                              Make my day.

                              7: If children don't know about sex and stuff, then they are likely to end up like Butters from South Park, confused and won't know his only love.
                              I have no idea what kind of depraved sex you have in mind with butter, but I am sure we have to protect innocent children from filth!

                              6: So... almost everyone on this website are going to hell???
                              Yes. Only the True Christians™ will go to Heaven.

                              5: Trust me, more than 70% of icelandic people are Christian and why so intolerant of women getting equal rights?
                              They are false Christians so they go to Hell. As to women having equal rights, please go read: 1st Timothy 2:11-12, Genesis 3:16, Matthew 18:25 and Ephesians 5:28-29.

                              4: Maybe women should cover themselves better, I kinda agree with you.
                              I am glad to see there is a little sense in you.

                              3: If God is the creator of all things, why did he create gays?
                              God created gays for target practice. Even the US Army now realizes that.

                              2: There are some minerals and vitamins that are only found in vegetables that the body needs to work.
                              And those vitamins are eaten by animals and then we eat the animals.

                              1: If everyone would stop having sex, then the human species would die within a 100 years.
                              And? We expect the rapture much sooner than that.
                              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                              • #75
                                Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                                Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                                Make my day.

                                I have no idea what kind of depraved sex you have in mind with butter, but I am sure we have to protect innocent children from filth!

                                Yes. Only the True Christians™ will go to Heaven.

                                They are false Christians so they go to Hell. As to women having equal rights, please go read: 1st Timothy 2:11-12, Genesis 3:16, Matthew 18:25 and Ephesians 5:28-29.

                                I am glad to see there is a little sense in you.

                                God created gays for target practice. Even the US Army now realizes that.

                                And those vitamins are eaten by animals and then we eat the animals.

                                And? We expect the rapture much sooner than that.
                                the old man is off his meds ... ignore him

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