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  • Unexpressed
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Apr 2010
    • 7

    #91
    Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

    Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
    So true!! If your hand causes you to sin, cut it off.

    I have communion just like the disciples did with bread and wine. I notice you didn't answer my questions.

    I didn't really understand the first question so I'm gonna answer to the second one.. Only God knows what happened with the flood and how he did it. IMO, it's not our business to handle.

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    • Unexpressed
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Apr 2010
      • 7

      #92
      Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

      Are you saying that I have a demon inside me? you guys are hilarious!

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #93
        Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

        Originally posted by Unexpressed View Post
        I didn't really understand the first question so I'm gonna answer to the second one.. Only God knows what happened with the flood and how he did it. IMO, it's not our business to handle.
        So you believe the flood is a literal story, but the command to cut your hand off if it causes you to sin is metaphorical...

        I see.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Unexpressed
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
          • Apr 2010
          • 7

          #94
          Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

          I'll now go watch satanic movies but i'll be back tomorrow, ok? Don't go anywhere from the internet!

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          • Levi Jones
            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
             
            • Jul 2009
            • 13930

            #95
            Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

            Originally posted by Unexpressed View Post
            Are you saying that I have a demon inside me? you guys are hilarious!
            Maybe not you, but does not Ephesians 6 tell us?

            For we wrestle not against flesh and blood, but against principalities, against powers, against the rulers of the darkness of this world, against spiritual wickedness in high places.

            Or maybe that's another metaphor.
            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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            • Felicity
              As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 4834

              #96
              Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

              @Levi Jones Thank you for scaring him away! #Amos 3:3 #Proverbs 17:17
              I Jesus!

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              • CraterFace
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                • Apr 2010
                • 48

                #97
                Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                Originally posted by Brother Alex View Post
                Nobody said anything about Greenland here. What the hell are you talking about?
                Since Iceland is not icy, there are no igloos. Thus, his point is invalid.

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                • Brother Alex
                  True Christian™ Creation Cosmologist
                  Strong in Spirit and Filled With Christ's Wisdom
                  A Greater Genius Than Einstein, Hawking, and Sagan Combined
                  True Christian™
                  • Feb 2010
                  • 860

                  #98
                  Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                  Originally posted by Crater View Post
                  Since Iceland is not icy, there are no igloos. Thus, his point is invalid.
                  Iceland:
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                  8 REASONS WHY GOD HATES THE FAROE ISLANDS!



                  The wicked shall be turned into hell, and all the nations that forget God.
                  (Psalm 9:17)

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                  • Brittin
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Apr 2010
                    • 17

                    #99
                    Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                    Wow.
                    I'm sorry, but just wow.

                    I was born and raised into an extremely Babtist Christian family, and personally
                    you guys sound like a few loons to me.


                    First of all, if you knew anything about anything, there are 0 IGLOOS in Iceland.
                    Iceland is not the extremely cold country, as you are thinking of greenland. The
                    two are NOT one in the same.

                    Second of all. If eating vegetables is a sin, then nearly the entire world is going
                    to hell. Infact, probably the ENTIRE world.




                    I am 100% Christian, and am an active churchgoer and have not once heard
                    any of this nonsense. (Except for the whole gay ordeal, but who hasn't heard
                    that?)

                    I am NOT a Satanist, Realist, Atheist, Buddhist, or any of that nonsense. So
                    don't pull any of that on me. You all are a bunch of misinformed loons, so get
                    off you're high horse because you are the reason others mock our religion.

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                    • Chris T
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 134

                      #100
                      Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                      Originally posted by Brittin View Post
                      Wow.
                      I'm sorry, but just wow.

                      I was born and raised into an extremely Babtist Christian family, and personally
                      you guys sound like a few loons to me.


                      First of all, if you knew anything about anything, there are 0 IGLOOS in Iceland.
                      Iceland is not the extremely cold country, as you are thinking of greenland. The
                      two are NOT one in the same.

                      Second of all. If eating vegetables is a sin, then nearly the entire world is going
                      to hell. Infact, probably the ENTIRE world.




                      I am 100% Christian, and am an active churchgoer and have not once heard
                      any of this nonsense. (Except for the whole gay ordeal, but who hasn't heard
                      that?)

                      I am NOT a Satanist, Realist, Atheist, Buddhist, or any of that nonsense. So
                      don't pull any of that on me. You all are a bunch of misinformed loons, so get
                      off you're high horse because you are the reason others mock our religion.
                      First of all, Godmocker, what is a Babtist?
                      Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


                      2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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                      • eliot mayfield
                        God Squad
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 9324

                        #101
                        Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                        Originally posted by Brittin View Post
                        Wow.
                        I'm sorry, but just wow.

                        I was born and raised into an extremely Babtist Christian family, and personally
                        you guys sound like a few loons to me.


                        First of all, if you knew anything about anything, there are 0 IGLOOS in Iceland.
                        Iceland is not the extremely cold country, as you are thinking of greenland. The
                        two are NOT one in the same.

                        Second of all. If eating vegetables is a sin, then nearly the entire world is going
                        to hell. Infact, probably the ENTIRE world.




                        I am 100% Christian, and am an active churchgoer and have not once heard
                        any of this nonsense. (Except for the whole gay ordeal, but who hasn't heard
                        that?)

                        I am NOT a Satanist, Realist, Atheist, Buddhist, or any of that nonsense. So
                        don't pull any of that on me. You all are a bunch of misinformed loons, so get
                        off you're high horse because you are the reason others mock our religion.
                        We follow the Bible. How can you claim to be a Christian, yet not follow the Bible?
                        Matthew:
                        5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
                        5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
                        10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
                        10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                        • The Hand
                          True Christian™
                          True Christian™
                          • Mar 2010
                          • 419

                          #102
                          Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                          Originally posted by Brittin View Post
                          I am 100% Christian, and am an active churchgoer and have not once heard
                          any of this nonsense. (Except for the whole gay ordeal, but who hasn't heard
                          that?)

                          I am NOT a Satanist, Realist, Atheist, Buddhist, or any of that nonsense. So
                          don't pull any of that on me. You all are a bunch of misinformed loons, so get
                          off you're high horse because you are the reason others mock our religion.
                          So you call yourself 100% Christian, and yet I assume you just cherry-pick parts of The Bible you like the sound of? Is it just a poetry book to you?

                          Was GOD wrong in some parts? Was CHRIST wrong on some parts? Who gives you authority to tell the difference? I suppose you are the only Christian in the world who knows what The Bible really says, right? And all others are wrong, even CHRIST Himself? Stop everything! We have a real Prophet here amongst us!

                          Prov. 30
                          [5] Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                          [6] Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

                          Begone, silly bleeding-heart false follower. You are no Christian.
                          May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                          • CraterFace
                            Unsaved trash
                             
                            • Apr 2010
                            • 48

                            #103
                            Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                            Originally posted by Chris T View Post
                            First of all, Godmocker, what is a Babtist?
                            I believe it is called a typo.

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                            • Brittin
                              Unsaved trash
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 17

                              #104
                              Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                              I was taught to follow the tradition in worship, and believe in individual freedom.
                              I was taught that it was that that was the meaning of Babtist.

                              Those who follow the ritual of Baptism to wash away our sins. THAT is what I
                              was taught.
                              I am not a godmocker, I WORSHIP him in hopes that I will one day make my way
                              into heaven. I worship him every Wensday AND Thursday (I got to this Christian
                              ran Teen Hangout on Thursdays with some friends were we Worship for a few
                              hours)

                              I am 15 YEARS OLD, and I will hopefully retain my sanity for the rest of my days
                              and take it with me to heaven, which cant be said for the likes of you.

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                              • Chris T
                                Forum Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 134

                                #105
                                Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                                Originally posted by Brittin View Post
                                I was taught to follow the tradition in worship, and believe in individual freedom.
                                I was taught that it was that that was the meaning of Babtist.

                                Those who follow the ritual of Baptism to wash away our sins. THAT is what I
                                was taught.
                                I am not a godmocker, I WORSHIP him in hopes that I will one day make my way
                                into heaven. I worship him every Wensday AND Thursday (I got to this Christian
                                ran Teen Hangout on Thursdays with some friends were we Worship for a few
                                hours)

                                I am 15 YEARS OLD, and I will hopefully retain my sanity for the rest of my days
                                and take it with me to heaven, which cant be said for the likes of you.
                                Do you have your father's permission to be on the internet?
                                Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


                                2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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