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  • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

    I can't find the edit button on this forum, I'm not used to the layout.


    Just wanna say, sorry for my atrocious spelling, my keyboard is missing keys
    and some don't work so... Yea...

    Also, remove the flood control, its annoying.

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    • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

      Originally posted by Brittin View Post
      Those who follow the ritual of Baptism to wash away our sins. THAT is what I
      was taught.
      Well maybe they didn't dunk you deep enough.
      May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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      • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

        Originally posted by The Hand View Post
        Well maybe they didn't dunk you deep enough.
        They tried that on me once, but the holy water burned so they pulled me out.

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        • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

          @Chris: Yes I have my Father's permission, as it is his computer I use.

          @Repto: I's suprised you still have the patience with these people.

          @The Hand: FIrst of all, you're name creeps me out.

          Second of all. You are like a common bully, without the cuss words, the upper body strength, or decent insults

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          • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

            Originally posted by Brittin View Post

            @The Hand: FIrst of all, you're name creeps me out.

            Second of all. You are like a common bully, without the cuss words, the upper body strength, or decent insults
            Spare me your whining, wench.

            I am not concerned about the hurt feelings of a false Christian, especially when you bring it upon yourself. Your thin skin has yet to experience REAL persecution. Christians were thrown to lions in the coliseum in ages past, maimed, slaughtered. And who can forget the suffering of CHRIST? The world could never owe Him enough.

            And you whine about 'bullying' because of a few questions? Shame on you.
            May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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            • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

              Originally posted by The Hand View Post
              Spare me your whining, wench.

              I am not concerned about the hurt feelings of a false Christian, especially when you bring it upon yourself. Your thin skin has yet to experience REAL persecution. Christians were thrown to lions in the coliseum in ages past, maimed, slaughtered. And who can forget the suffering of CHRIST? The world could never owe Him enough.

              And you whine about 'bullying' because of a few questions? Shame on you.
              Except he wasn't complaining; he was only comparing you to a familiar entity, a la bully.

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              • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                Exactly Repto.

                I'm in HIGH SCHOOL, in case you're memory is just that bad. Its full of something
                that we like to call BULLYS.

                Bullys are people who pick on and make fun of you because you are different.
                They don't care who you are or what you have been through, they choose to
                pick on you for no apparent reason, and that is who I was comparing you to.

                I have been picked on for every day of my life since I entered school, I assure
                you that you're pitiful insults are nothing compared to what i have experienced
                and no more hurt me then a a pillow.

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                • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                  Originally posted by Crater View Post
                  Except he wasn't complaining; he was only comparing you to a familiar entity, a la bully.
                  Oh, I thought he was a woman, the way he was whining.

                  Maybe he's one of those ladyboys or homers.
                  May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                  • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                    Or maybe its just my TEEN ANGST.
                    HURR DURR.

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                    • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                      Originally posted by Brittin View Post
                      Exactly Repto.

                      I'm in HIGH SCHOOL, in case you're memory is just that bad. Its full of something
                      that we like to call BULLYS.

                      Bullys are people who pick on and make fun of you because you are different.
                      They don't care who you are or what you have been through, they choose to
                      pick on you for no apparent reason, and that is who I was comparing you to.

                      I have been picked on for every day of my life since I entered school, I assure
                      you that you're pitiful insults are nothing compared to what i have experienced
                      and no more hurt me then a a pillow.
                      And how does that apply to anything I've said to you so far? Point out the horrible insults you witnessed from me that you compare to real life bullying.

                      I'd like to understand you some more, but I think you're being over-dramatic, to be fair.
                      May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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                      • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                        Originally posted by Brittin View Post
                        Or maybe its just my TEEN ANGST.
                        HURR DURR.
                        I think "Hurr Durr" is a homer mating call. I heard that before at work. I was coming out of the shower (wearing swimming trunks due to all the homers in the military nowadays) and as I exited, I heard two homers yelling hurr durr to each other repeatedly. Thank The Lord I got out of there in time!
                        Doing the Lord's work for His favorite country!


                        2 Chronicles 15:13 "That whosoever would not seek the LORD God of Israel should be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman."

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                        • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                          Originally posted by Brittin View Post
                          You are like a common bully, without the cuss words, the upper body strength, or decent insults

                          Whoever said you're insults were good?



                          @Chris: Its internet speak for you are an idiot.

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                          • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                            Originally posted by Brittin View Post
                            I'm in HIGH SCHOOL, in case you're memory is just that bad. Its full of something
                            that we like to call BULLYS.

                            Bullys are people who pick on and make fun of you because you are different.
                            They don't care who you are or what you have been through, they choose to
                            pick on you for no apparent reason, and that is who I was comparing you to.

                            I have been picked on for every day of my life since I entered school, I assure
                            you that you're pitiful insults are nothing compared to what i have experienced
                            and no more hurt me then a a pillow.
                            I would call you a nerd, but nerds tend to be intelligent. I have not seen much from you yet.


                            Originally posted by Crater View Post
                            Except he wasn't complaining; he was only comparing you to a familiar entity, a la bully.
                            So your solution is to bully a group of Christians! Think about how it makes US feel when you come here and are constantly mean to us.

                            Originally posted by Brittin View Post
                            Or maybe its just my TEEN ANGST.
                            HURR DURR.
                            On second thought, when you post things like "HURR DURR", it seems like you're just askin' for it.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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                            • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                              Originally posted by Brittin View Post
                              I have been picked on for every day of my life since I entered school,
                              i sorrys that you get bullys, folk can be real mean in skool. but when you a christain, it not matter when you bullyeds cuz it be lord God learnin you a lesson or somethang, he lurve it when unsaved folk persickute christains, yay!

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                              • Re: The TOP 7 ways to go to HELL (and how to avoid them)

                                Originally posted by Brittin View Post
                                Whoever said you're insults were good?
                                I'll ask again: where have I bullied you? I'm not trying to insult you. I just wish you'd make your mind up what you're complaining about.
                                May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.

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