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This forum CANNOT be serious. If so, then I am extremely disturbed. 
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(a) This forum is as serious as the Fires of Hell
(b) You probably are.
What are you doing here boy? Spit it out, Jesus sent you for a purpose.sigpic
Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
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i know right!! haha good for dungs and giggles to poke fun
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When me and buddy first stumbled upon this site...we could not believe it. But its true, these people are really like that. Its kinda crazy the things people can still believe in this day and age.Romans 13:8-10: Owe no one anything except to love one another, for he who loves another has fulfilled the law...if there is any other commandment, are all summed up in this saying, namely, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."Comment
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You're calling the Bible crazy and by extension God himself. You're screwed now.Originally posted by Wrathgarr View PostComment
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I'm glad we've amused you, but you won't have the last laugh:
Prov. 1:26-27: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh; When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Excuse us for following the Bible (which you ought to try reading sometime).Originally posted by Warthogg View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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More nervous laughter from lost souls, seeking some kind of fulfillment in a Godless life. They think to make a fool of us True Christians™, but only end up looking a fool themselves.
We are here in a house of GOD, and by GOD we are content - but you weak minded fools come here to seek attention and cry for help. Why should we take pity on you?May the call of Jihad be forever outshined, outmatched, and outlasted by the The LORD's Crusade, to the end of eternity and the extinction of mortal flesh. Let those who march against it in His name be as giants - pure of heart, strong of body, honored, invulnerable. May those warriors be burning stars in the firmament of battle, angels of death on shining wings, bringing swift annihilation to the enemies of CHRIST. Amen.Comment
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ok, my ears are open: please tell me why someone such as Angry Old Man for example, is considered a 'True Christian'?Comment
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Well, I hope you are enjoying yourself at least. I will be sure to "LOL" at you from across the great gulf when I am pressed against the bosom of Abraham in Heaven while you burn in Hell!!
Luke 16:20-26
20And there was a certain beggar named Lazarus, which was laid at his gate, full of sores,
21And desiring to be fed with the crumbs which fell from the rich man's table: moreover the dogs came and licked his sores.
22And it came to pass, that the beggar died, and was carried by the angels into Abraham's bosom: the rich man also died, and was buried;
23And in hell he lift up his eyes, being in torments, and seeth Abraham afar off, and Lazarus in his bosom.
24And he cried and said, Father Abraham, have mercy on me, and send Lazarus, that he may dip the tip of his finger in water, and cool my tongue; for I am tormented in this flame.
25But Abraham said, Son, remember that thou in thy lifetime receivedst thy good things, and likewise Lazarus evil things: but now he is comforted, and thou art tormented.
26And beside all this, between us and you there is a great gulf fixed: so that they which would pass from hence to you cannot; neither can they pass to us, that would come from thence.
It's not too late to repent and get right with the LORD. You have a choice. Don't you want to spend eternity in Heaven with all of us?
II Thessalonians 1:7-9
And to you who are troubled rest with us, when the Lord Jesus shall be revealed from heaven with his mighty angels,
In flaming fire taking vengeance on them that know not God, and that obey not the gospel of our Lord Jesus Christ:
Who shall be punished with everlasting destruction from the presence of the Lord, and from the glory of his power
The man who is being progressively sanctified will inescapably sanctify his home, school, politics, economics, science, and all things else by understanding and interpreting all things in terms of the Word of God and by bringing all things under the Dominion of Christ the King. -R.J. Rushdoony
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