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  • MUSLIMkid
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    • Apr 2010
    • 7

    #46
    Re: New Christian

    Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne View Post
    Why do you pretend to be someone you are not? Are you so ashamed at your true self that you have to invent some kind of "alter ego" on the internet and play as that? If so, I feel very, very sorry for you.

    Also a True Christian™ would never commit suicide. That is a sin.

    Ecc 7:17 Be not over much wicked, neither be thou foolish: why shouldest thou die before thy time?
    lmao at you religious fanatics, always throw around false accusations to hide themselves away. If I was ashamed about my true self, I would not have revealed myself in the first 2 mins lmao. True Christians, more like brainwashed human beings, i'm going to go lol at jesus being put on the cross.

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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #47
      Re: New Christian

      I like how you skirt around the issue and don't realize you are wrong about Christians committing suicide.

      Do you have Scripture to back up your argument that we should kill ourselves?

      Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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      • Purge the Unfaithful
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
        • Apr 2010
        • 176

        #48
        Re: New Christian

        Originally posted by MUSLIMkid View Post
        True Christians, more like brainwashed human beings, i'm going to go lol at jesus being put on the cross.
        It sounds like MUSLIMkid is a demon filled homer! Pray that those demons will leave his body through his rectum!!

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78556

          #49
          Re: New Christian

          Originally posted by Skyler View Post
          @Tammi: Thank you for your warm welcome. I actually live in Gilroy. So I'm about 15-20 miles away from you.
          Garlic capital of the world.

          Are you people dagos by any chance?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • Skyler
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            • Apr 2010
            • 30

            #50
            Re: New Christian

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            Garlic capital of the world.

            Are you people dagos by any chance?

            No. but I hate it here. about 80% of the people here are mexican. Most of them illegal. I cant wait to get out of here

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            • Bogdana Alkeav
              Unsaved trash, vodka-guzzling commie harlot
              • Mar 2009
              • 241

              #51
              Re: New Christian

              Originally posted by Skyler View Post
              No. but I hate it here. about 80% of the people here are mexican. Most of them illegal. I cant wait to get out of here
              That's a pretty racist thing to say. What's wrong with Mexicans?

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              • Felicity
                As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                True Christian™
                • Apr 2010
                • 4834

                #52
                Re: New Christian

                @Bogdana Alkeav +1
                I Jesus!

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                • Skyler
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                  • Apr 2010
                  • 30

                  #53
                  Re: New Christian

                  Originally posted by Bogdana Alkeav View Post
                  That's a pretty racist thing to say. What's wrong with Mexicans?

                  It's not that I have a problem with Mexicans. It's uneducated Mexicans I have a problem with. Like I said, about 80% of people here are of Mexican decent, and most of them are uneducated/dont speak English.

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                  • Bogdana Alkeav
                    Unsaved trash, vodka-guzzling commie harlot
                    • Mar 2009
                    • 241

                    #54
                    Re: New Christian

                    Originally posted by Skyler View Post
                    It's not that I have a problem with Mexicans. It's uneducated Mexicans I have a problem with.
                    So you have a problem with poor people who did not get the chance to receive the same education as you did?

                    I don't think Jesus would like that.

                    Matthew 11: 25At that time Jesus said, "I praise you, Father, Lord of heaven and earth, because you have hidden these things from the wise and learned, and revealed them to little children.

                    Do you have a problem with uneducated white people?

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                    • Skyler
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                      • Apr 2010
                      • 30

                      #55
                      Re: New Christian

                      I have issues with anyone who doesn't take the time to get an education. Or stupid people who go to school who are given a chance to get an education and slack off because "they dont want to be there" and take the fact that they ARE being given a chance to better themselves for granted.

                      I'm not racists. I do apologize if I was not clear in my posts.

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #56
                        Re: New Christian

                        Originally posted by Skyler View Post
                        It's not that I have a problem with Mexicans. It's uneducated Mexicans I have a problem with. Like I said, about 80% of people here are of Mexican decent, and most of them are uneducated/dont speak English.
                        She's a communist, so you don't have to listen to her, Skyler.

                        Mexicans are all Mary worshipers and as lazy as the day is long. I've never even heard a rumor of one accepting Jesus and becoming a True Christian(tm).
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • True Disciple
                          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2445

                          #57
                          Re: New Christian

                          Originally posted by Skyler View Post
                          I have issues with anyone who doesn't take the time to get an education. Or stupid people who go to school who are given a chance to get an education and slack off because "they dont want to be there" and take the fact that they ARE being given a chance to better themselves for granted.
                          For me, it depends. I think that no education is still better than an education in the brothels of Satan, also known as public schools, where kids are indoctrinated with hellish lies and homosexual value systems!
                          Sweet Lord Jesus,
                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                          Amen.

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                          • Chemistry
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                            • Apr 2010
                            • 50

                            #58
                            Re: New Christian

                            Originally posted by True Disciple View Post
                            For me, it depends. I think that no education is still better than an education in the brothels of Satan, also known as public schools, where kids are indoctrinated with hellish lies and homosexual value systems!
                            I agree. Even though I do work in one of those unholy public schools. I do hope I am able to transfer to something less evil. But for now, I will just have to pray and endure it.
                            Do not fret because of evil men or be envious of the wicked, for the evil man has no future hope, and the lamp of the wicked will be snuffed out. Fear the Lord and the king, my son, and do not join with the rebellious, for those two will send sudden destruction upon them, and who knows what calamities they can bring? -- Proverbs 24:19-22

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                            • TheLordSavedMe
                              A young lady servicing the Lord
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2009
                              • 579

                              #59
                              Re: New Christian

                              Originally posted by Skyler View Post
                              @Tammi: Thank you for your warm welcome. I actually live in Gilroy. So I'm about 15-20 miles away from you.

                              No way!

                              I've been to Gilroy for the Garlic Festival! The whole town smelled like pizza! They even had garlic ice cream!

                              I'm sorry there are so many Mexicans in Gilroy. Most of the ones in San Jose speak English, but lots of them are lowriders and we have Mexican gangs that sell drugs!

                              It's nice to know that there is another Christian so close!

                              Tammi


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                              • Speedy_Mike
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                                Burning Rice for Satan
                                Under Investigation
                                • Apr 2010
                                • 11

                                #60
                                Re: New Christian

                                Skylar, I will pray for you and your husband. I will pray that his cancer does not return and he finds Jesus in heart and becomes saved. I will need you to post many pictures of yourself so I may have a clear vision of whom I am praying for.

                                Thanks in advance.

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