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  • i love god!

    JESUS DIED FOR US!!!!
    hi guys my name is ryan, and i love goddddddd~!!! i was raised baptist in alabama and am now going to college, i have a lovely(true)christian wife and thats about it

  • #2
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    Hello, Ryan. Your introduction, though enthusiastic, was a little short of detail and excessive with the smilies.

    I will deal with the smilies, you tell us

    • What church you attend
    • How many sons you have
    • What your favorite verse is and
    • what's the best pie your wife has ever baked.
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • #3
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      Folks who love God usually have the respect to properly capitalize His name.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #4
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        Pastor, I think Ryan here rides the little bus. The signs are everywhere. But like a blind dog, he is entertaining to watch.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • #5
          Re: i love god!

          i go to the first baptist church in florence,alabama i have two sons that are four years old and 6 years old, my favorite verse is exodus 1:21 and the good old American apple pie, also really sorry for not capitalizing GOD

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          • #6
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            It's amazing that even mongoloids can surrender to the Lord, yet super smart intellectuals cannot.

            Wow.
            I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen

            Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
            Matthew 7:22
            Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
            Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

            Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.

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            • #7
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              i'm no mongoloid, the people that haven't surrendered to GOD are the mongoloids.

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              • #8
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                Alabama is in the holy of holies of American soil and yet you don't find it in your heart to capitalize Alabama? I fret you are a poser. I question your faith in Jesus. What are you willing to do for the Lord your God? How far will you go to fight His righteous fight?

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                • #9
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                  i'm sorry! your'e right! ALABAMA! and i'm willing to do anything HE commands me to do!

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                  • #10
                    Re: i love god!

                    Originally posted by i love god! View Post
                    i go to the first baptist church in florence,alabama i have two sons that are four years old and 6 years old, my favorite verse is exodus 1:21 and the good old American apple pie, also really sorry for not capitalizing GOD
                    Good choice in favorite BIBLE (KJV) verse!

                    "And it came to pass, because the midwives feared God, that he made them houses."

                    If more American had followed the example of the midwives, we wouldn't be having the present housing crisis.

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