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@BGD1986 why do u say bad things about my father? U make Jesus sick!
@BGD1986 why do u say bad things about my father? U make Jesus sick!
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Look ya pervert she is only 16, and a Christian. She is not going to fall for your line of BS.Originally posted by BGD1986 View PostComment
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Haha, this thread is funny
Romans 13:8-10: Owe no one anything except to love one another, for he who loves another has fulfilled the law...if there is any other commandment, are all summed up in this saying, namely, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."Comment
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So? the legal age to have sex here is 15, not that I'd go for someone that young.Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
And she's the one who started insulting me
I find this entire forum hilariously bigot, prejudiced, racist, and just plain stupid, only downside is that I have been restricted in my postings so that I have to wait ages before I can respond to someone.Originally posted by Warthogg View PostHaha, this thread is funny
But I appreciate it that you think this thread is funny, wether you laugh at me or the others doesn't matter, as the best medicine in the world is laughter
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So it's legal to be a pedophile in your country??Originally posted by BGD1986 View Post
It's a lifestyle choice in your country, huh?
Wow.
I will pray for you.I take my orders from Jesus H. Christ, supernatural born US citizen
Be wary of false Kumbaya Christians who use a highlighter and scissors to read the Bible. God wants us to read the lines, not between the lines. False Christians will go to Hell:
Matthew 7:22 Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
Matthew 7:23 And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
Asking a Christian to prove God exists is like asking him to prove his phone rings because yours doesn't. Make that call yourself! Dial 0800-get-on-your-knees-and-pray.
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No it isn't legal to be a pedophile, but if lets say the girl is 15 and the boy 21 and they love each other and so on so forth, then they won't be punished for having sex, as I know they might be other places in the world.Originally posted by GOD=life View Post
Of course if some 56 year old sicko somehow ensnares and has sex with a 15 year old then it will be considered as an act of pedophilia and there will be punishment and so on.
That the legal age is 15 is a means to avoid all those cases where young couples would get into troubles otherwise, do you understand what I mean? english is my 4th language and I'm not the best to explain myself in it.Comment
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=BGD1986;509315]What land of perverts are you from? We wait until they are at least 17 and then you will pay 50 shekels to her father.So? the legal age to have sex here is 15, not that I'd go for someone that young.
My aren't we thin skinned, you let a teenage GIRL get the best of you. Sounds like you might just be one of them HE/SHE people.And she's the one who started insulting me
We do not allow racism on this forum.That is a sure way to get banned.I find this entire forum hilariously bigot, prejudiced, racist, and just plain stupid, only downside is that I have been restricted in my postings so that I have to wait ages before I can respond to someone.
I bet you will be joking it up all the way to HELLBut I appreciate it that you think this thread is funny, wether you laugh at me or the others doesn't matter, as the best medicine in the world is laughter
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I think my reply to your post on my introduction thread was deleted, so I just wanted to say it again, this time in the right place
At first I thought BGD stands for BeoGraD (Belgrade) but I realized you're from Iceland. It's one of my favourite countries, even though I haven't had the opportunity to visit it yet, but I hope I will soon. The language is also on the must-learn list, alongside Norwegian, both are beautiful languages.
I'm sorry for what's happened over there
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@qamarun dont be sorry for them! They do not
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No no, I'm not laughing at you, I'm sure I'm laughing with you. I feel like these Baptists need more laughter in their life, I'm sure it will make them feel much better!Originally posted by BGD1986 View PostI find this entire forum hilariously bigot, prejudiced, racist, and just plain stupid, only downside is that I have been restricted in my postings so that I have to wait ages before I can respond to someone.
But I appreciate it that you think this thread is funny, wether you laugh at me or the others doesn't matter, as the best medicine in the world is laughterRomans 13:8-10: Owe no one anything except to love one another, for he who loves another has fulfilled the law...if there is any other commandment, are all summed up in this saying, namely, "You shall love your neighbor as yourself."Comment
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Why is it that everyone thinks we True Christians™ have no sense of humor? We'll be laughing right along with Jesus up in Heaven while the devil tortures you unsaved filth down in hell. Oh, How we'll laugh!Originally posted by Warthogg View Post
"He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision." Psalm 2:4
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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@Warthogg there is nothing that makes a person happier than loving Jesus and Jesus loving you back!I
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Author of such illuminating essays as,
“We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”
Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.Comment
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Sweet Lord Jesus,
Hereby I would like to pray for these three eskimo sinners, Warthogg, qamarun and BGD1986. For they insult Your Favorite Church, and return hate for the Love they were offered by Our Godly Brothers and Sisters here!
Therefore I pray: please bless these three young fools with brains, that they may evade Hell; for otherwise for all eternity Warthogg will be eaten by worms, qamarun will be tortured with fire and brimstone, and BGD1986 will be caught in darkness and despair!
Even though they are stupid and deserve this punishment, it is not your will that they be lost, but You want them to be Saved(tm), and be praised by them forever and ever! Therefore, please let these youngsters come to their senses!
In Jesus' Name,
Amen.Pray without ceasing.
In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. (1 Thessalonians 5:17-18)Comment
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