[Irisatsea]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

Hi, I really want to know if this is a serious Church. It seems so off the wall in so many ways. I have been reading the forum all night and well, it's an interesting place.
If this is a elaborate joke, kudos to the creators of this site... If it isn't a joke well, hey the First Amendment is where it's at..

[Jedediah]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

Hi, I really want to know if this is a serious Church. It seems so off the wall in so many ways. I have been reading the forum all night and well, it's an interesting place.
If this is a elaborate joke, kudos to the creators of this site... If it isn't a joke well, hey the First Amendment is where it's at..

Do you find something funny about spreading the Word of God? Is proclaiming the Gospel of Jesus Christ a trivial issue for you? Our Church is as real as the very flames of hell, lady.

The very fact that you come here to mock and scorn our cherished beliefs is only further evidence that these truly are the last days.

Jude 1:16-19
These are murmurers, complainers, walking after their own lusts; and their mouth speaketh great swelling words, having men's persons in admiration because of advantage.
But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

I suggest you get your spiritual house in order before the LORD pours Judgment down upon your head, woman.

[Jack O'fagan]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

Hi, I really want to know if this is a serious Church. It seems so off the wall in so many ways. I have been reading the forum all night and well, it's an interesting place.
If this is a elaborate joke, kudos to the creators of this site... If it isn't a joke well, hey the First Amendment is where it's at..

We only follow the word of God and the teachings of our Savior Jesus Christ. If we seem like a joke to you then it only goes to show how other churches have twisted and distorted His word.

Read the King James Bible from Genesis 1 to the last Amen in Revelation. You will then have the tools to distinguish between True Christians and false churches.

2 Chronicles 7:15
Now mine eyes shall be open, and mine ears attent unto the prayer that is made in this place.

Glory!

Jack

[bellusm]

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At first (possibly still) I didn't know if this was real or just a sick joke. How and why would a "Christian" forum feel the need to bash anyone who doesn't agree with them? I've been a Christian for many years and I've never read or learned that God wants me to call people silly names, ie, Catlick, etc. Even though I do not believe in the teaching of the Catholic Church I've yet to see that name calling is a good witness to anyone. And especially calling people "joos". God's chosen people are Jewish. Christ was born a Jew. This isn't Christianity, it's only making people angry and causing strife. I don't mean to make friends with non-Christians or to try and please man. I do, however, know that if the Holy Spirit leads me to witness to someone, that person will listen. If I speak my opinion I am not following God or listening to the Holy Spirit, but instead I am listening to myself!! While the fact is that the Catholic Church was the first organized denomination, it is not in any way the ruling authority. And I certainly do not worship Mary nor do I venerate her or the saints. But making fun of those who do will not lead them to salvation but will only serve to cause them anger and give them ammunition to say that we are not Christians at all!!! This is just causing strife and dividing us further. I am not here to "flame" anyone. I came here with the belief that I would read about other Christians and witnessing to nons. Perhaps I should reconsider this and move on.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Jesus is not a joo.

Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

[Jedediah]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

At first (possibly still) I didn't know if this was real or just a sick joke. How and why would a "Christian" forum feel the need to bash anyone who doesn't agree with them? I've been a Christian for many years and I've never read or learned that God wants me to call people silly names, ie, Catlick, etc. Even though I do not believe in the teaching of the Catholic Church I've yet to see that name calling is a good witness to anyone. And especially calling people "joos". God's chosen people are Jewish. Christ was born a Jew. This isn't Christianity, it's only making people angry and causing strife. I don't mean to make friends with non-Christians or to try and please man. I do, however, know that if the Holy Spirit leads me to witness to someone, that person will listen. If I speak my opinion I am not following God or listening to the Holy Spirit, but instead I am listening to myself!! While the fact is that the Catholic Church was the first organized denomination, it is not in any way the ruling authority. And I certainly do not worship Mary nor do I venerate her or the saints. But making fun of those who do will not lead them to salvation but will only serve to cause them anger and give them ammunition to say that we are not Christians at all!!! This is just causing strife and dividing us further. I am not here to "flame" anyone. I came here with the belief that I would read about other Christians and witnessing to nons. Perhaps I should reconsider this and move on.

What better way is there to show our Christian Love for them than to share the Good News with them exactly as it was recorded in the Holy Bible? If our hearts were not filled with love for all the unsaved trash of the world, why would we spend our time trying to win their souls for His Kingdom? The most hateful thing I can think of would be to ignore them as they wallow in depredation or, worse yet, molly-coddle them and tell them that their sinful nature is okay in the eyes of the LORD. God is very clear about how we are to do the work of evangelists and spread the Good News.

II Timothy 4:2-5
Preach the word; be instant in season, out of season; reprove, rebuke, exhort with all long suffering and doctrine.
For the time will come when they will not endure sound doctrine; but after their own lusts shall they heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears;
And they shall turn away their ears from the truth, and shall be turned unto fables.
But watch thou in all things, endure afflictions, do the work of an evangelist, make full proof of thy ministry.

We are trying to snap them out of their delusion and exhort them to get right with Jesus! God has brought them here for a reason. For us to just ignore their desperate cries for help would be completely antithetical to the Christian Love that we all feel for all of you. Please try not to be so hostile. We are only trying to help you and the rest of the unsaved trash who come here spewing your anti-Christian hate speech. It's not too late for you or for them. We want you all to join us in Heaven. We want you all to accept Jesus' kind offer of Redemption and become a True Christians™. It is precisely because of our Christian love that we scourge and chasten unsaved trash.

Hebrews 12:5-8
And ye have forgotten the exhortation which speaketh unto you as unto children, My son, despise not thou the chastening of the Lord, nor faint when thou art rebuked of him:
For whom the Lord loveth he chasteneth, and scourgeth every son whom he receiveth.
If ye endure chastening, God dealeth with you as with sons; for what son is he whom the father chasteneth not?
But if ye be without chastisement, whereof all are partakers, then are ye bastards, and not sons.

The fact that you lack the discernment to recognize our Christian Love for what it is tells me that your faith is weak and that you have not truly been Saved™. I exhort you to take your faith more seriously, that you may not just hear His Word, but truly understand It. And then, I want you to commit to Jesus and to yourself that you will follow His Word, exactly as it is written.

Matthew 13:14-16
And in them is fulfilled the prophecy of Esaias, which saith, By hearing ye shall hear, and shall not understand; and seeing ye shall see, and shall not perceive:
For this people's heart is waxed gross, and their ears are dull of hearing, and their eyes they have closed; lest at any time they should see with their eyes and hear with their ears, and should understand with their heart, and should be converted, and I should heal them.
But blessed are your eyes, for they see: and your ears, for they hear.

It is not enough to merely call yourself a "Christian." You must be born anew of seed incorruptible (I Peter 1:23), at which point all further deviation from God's Word will not just be undesirable, but literally impossible (I John 3:6-9). If you are unable to fully commit to Christ, then you call yourself His servant in vain. Hell will be chock full with unsaved trash who went through life calling themselves "Christian" without having the faintest idea of what that truly means.

Matthew7:21-23
Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven.
Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works?
And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.

Being a True Christian™ is not simply a matter of raising your hand when asked or checking the correct box on a demographic questionnaire. I truly hope you realize this before it is too late for you.

[God "Peter"]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

What is this blasphemy? You know nothing of my work. I hardly even know who any of you are and you claim to follow in my quest for greatness. Something tells me I should smite you... ALL of you. You have completely disregarded my commandments and made a mockery of my name.

[God "Peter"]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

What is this blasphemy? You know nothing of my work. I hardly even know who any of you are and you claim to follow in my quest for greatness. Something tells me I should smite you... ALL of you. You have completely disregarded my commandments and made a mockery of my name.

[Noah Sole]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

Oh good another wacko pretending to be God

If you really are God try using your omnipotence to delete the repeat of your post...

[God "Peter"]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

Just thought I would share with you.
Also, I'm disappointed to see that you're apart of the Bible KJV.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Just thought

You need to stop doing that as you are clearly not very good at it. And God doesn't want you to think: Matthew 6:25 "Therefore I say unto you, Take no thought for your life, what ye shall eat, or what ye shall drink; nor yet for your body, what ye shall put on. Is not the life more than meat, and the body than raiment?"

[SeraphSalvation]

Re: READ THIS BEFORE YOU FLAME US!

Friend,

This a direct quote from Jesus Himself on Peace



And that my friend is what a TRUE Christian thinks about your "powerful force".

Good can have no peace with evil.

Matthew 10:35
For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law. Matthew 10:36
And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

Your greed and pride blind you from the glaring truth of Jesus's light. The lust for domination is sinful. It is no different from the lust of flesh. You must remember to never try to imitate God, for that is insulting God. All is in HIS hands, not ours. Be at peace with His Plan.

[Bobby-Joe]

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You must remember to never try to imitate God,

And were friend did I do that?

[SeraphSalvation]

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In your ambitious desire to control the will of others, to control God's plan. You are not to dictate what others are to do, they are to be judged by God. You play politics, it is utterly unholy as it undermines God's authority. By trying to manipulate people into not being able to sin, you are taking away the only true way to measure righteousness. What one does with his will is what he shall be judged by. Only he who follows His laws on his one accord, without the frivolous laws of man, is truly righteous.

Pay no mind to the laws of man, for God's law is supreme. What they do is of no concern, it concerns only God. You are trying to change His plan, and thus you are falling into the trap of the Devil.

[Didymus Much]

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In your ambitious desire to control the will of others, to control God's plan...

I hope you have a good spot chosen for the new one you're about to torn, friend.

PS. You do claim to have read the Bible, right?