[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: Allo!

And there we have it. You do realize that if you win a referendum that Quebec will probably go Catholic.

No, we ave not been Catholic for some time now. My countrymen, they say they are Catholic, but we have the lowest birthrate in the western world. How could that be if they were truly Catholic? No, most are simply agnostic who pretend to be Catholic. They need the Word of the Lord spread to them like chlamydia! And this will happen through Jesus and through Landover, I pray!

Quebec is nothing more than Canada's spoiled little child. Personally I think we should let them run away. Once they realize how tough the real world is, they would be begging to come back. Especially since all of Northern Quebec wants to stay in Canada. It's only the fort cities that want to leave.

Do not be silly! Separating from the Godless, liberal bastard of Canada would be God's will as Canada is a cesspool of filth and sin! Who would choose to remain Canadian if they had another choice?

As for the aboriginees of the north of Quebec, they number just 14,000. 14,000 people do not control 1/3rd of the territory of Quebec! They will shut up when they are told to, it is their way. And if they do not we will send in 1000's of cases of Molson Canadian, which will no longer be legal after separation anyway.

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: Allo!

So tell me, young lady - are you ready to start a relationship with God that will last forever? If so, then get down on your knees right now, repent, ask for forgiveness, and ask Jesus into your heart. I would pray with you, but I am in Godly Texas and your are in Godless Quebec. I will go to my prayer closet in 10 minutes from the time I post this, though, and talk to Jesus about you. Won't you please join me?

Yours in Christ

I would love to join you in your prayer closet, monsieur Jedediah! You do appear to be a man of God! If ever I allow the state of Texas to be honoured by the presence of me, a person from Quebec, I will be happy to join you in your prayer closet after I have attended the numerous parades that will be held in my honour.

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: Allo!

Did we meet at the World Secessionist Conference? The whole thing was a bit of a blur, but I remember meeting a two ladies with the most charming accent who I nicknamed "Weewee" and "Saybon".

I may have been the one you called 'saybon', there was an Alaskan woman who called me such. I called her 'yoobetcha!' in return. Was that you?

What's the first thing you plan to do once you've thrown off the shackles of Canadian oppression?

Annex Newfoundland and Labrador they have plus de natural resources! And all their peoples live in Alberta anyway.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Allo!

Welcome to our friendly forum!

I hope one day you will honor us with your presence.

[Trent Harvey, Jr.]

Re: Allo!

Annex Newfoundland and Labrador they have plus de natural resources! And all their peoples live in Alberta anyway.

You'll need a coalition provisional authority guy when you're there. Because I will liberate the living

Wait, you're not REALLY Celine Dion, are you?

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: Allo!

Welcome to our friendly forum!

I hope one day you will honor us with your presence.

Of course you do! I thank you for your honesty!!

[Mary-Yves Lapierre]

Re: Allo!

You'll need a coalition provisional authority guy when you're there. Because I will liberate the living

Wait, you're not REALLY Celine Dion, are you?

Celine Di-who? Do you mean that silly chanteuse who haunts Las Vegas pretending to be me? She is but dirt on my heels. I am ME! A person from Quebec!!

And you are happy to meet me, chubby one!