[repented harlot70]

Re: A PETITION TO GOD JUST FOR YOU.

Galatians 6:7

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

What would give you the idea that I would dare to mock God?

What makes a mockery of God is people who pick and choose which scriptures are relevant. They then put themselves above God by deciding what God meant and not truly understanding God as a whole.

That's what led Satan to destruction, trying to be like God.

And look where he is heading.

[Chris T]

Re: A PETITION TO GOD JUST FOR YOU.

I prayed to God, this prayer for all of you that post on this web site and I.Oh Lord God.I petition thee.To take your blessings you have bestowed upon all these people that post anything on this web site and their families, and upon I that you have given us to bless you and honor you and bring Glory to your Name,And give all those blessings to the one that will bless you the most and honor you the most and bring the most Glory to your Name and thy Commandments.As it is written in the Scriptures of Truth.If I shall believe whatsoever I ask you to be given to me.It shall be given to me.This request of God shall be granted unto me according to my faith as according to the Word of God.amenThe Lord told me to tell you I prayed this prayer so you will know why all the blessings you do use to bless the Lord have left you and your family.The Lord will only let you keep his blessings ...If you and your family do what is right from now on and bless the Lord in everythihng you do...If you do not repent...Kiss all those wonderful blessings that belong to the Lord...Goodbye.I am the Lord's Champion...I have never lost...and I never ever will.I tell you a Truth...even though I know you will believe it not. Not to the point you will repent from your sins and bless the Lord. Nor will any one in your family.I will use the Lord's blessings that you and your family did not bless him with nor honored him with nor brought Glory to his Name with.To honor Glorify and bless His Name.amen.YOU CLOWNS THINK YOU CAN MOCK OTHERS WITH THE WORD OF GOD?AND GET AWAY WITH IT...IT IS CLEAR YOU HAVE NO FEAR OF THE LORD OR RESPECT FOR HIS HOLY WORD.DO YOU THINK THAT THE LORD DOES NOT SEE YOU DO EVIL IN SECRET?THE LORD SENT ME TO DEFEAT YOU MOCKERS OF THE WORD OF GOD WITH RIGHTEOUSNESS...WHICH I DID(BY THE WAY YOU CAN FIND THAT IN THE HOLY BIBLE)...BY HIS AUTHORITY.THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT QUICK...YOUR EVIL STUPIDITY AND FOOLISH SILLINESS OF MOCKING OTHER WITH THE WORD OF GOD...WHICH YE YOURSELVES DO NOT OBEY....WAS VEXING TO MY SOUL.AND DELETING THIS OR CHANGING THIS WILL JUST BE ANOTHER WITNESS TO YOUR EVIL STUPIDITY.IF YOU CAN DELETE THIS PRAYER FROM THE EYES OF GOD...THEN I WILL LET YOU KEEP YOUR BLESSINGS AND LET YOUR FAMILIES KEEP YOUR BLESSINGS.NOW WHEN YOU ALL OF YOU SEE YOUR LIVES CHANGE...YOU WILL KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE LORD.TELL FRED PHELPS...JUDGEMENT STARTS IN THE HOUSE OF GOD...I DO BELIEVE YOU CAN FIND THAT IN YOUR HOLY BIBLE.THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO SAY OR THINK THAT IS NOT SEEN BY THEM IN HEAVEN.YOU CLOWNS BELIEVE YOU ARE SAVED...YES YOU ARE SAVED FOR THE LAKE OF FIRE.THE LORD IS GOD.FORVER AND FOREVER.

tl;dr...
Ever try formatting a post so it doesn't make you look retarded?
The first thing you should do is read over what you typed, which clearly, you didn't bother to do.

Your incessant, hypocritical rambling started to give me a headache, so I stopped reading.
You should really look in the mirror, pal!
Godmockers, HA! Read the Bible! The Godmockers include the false Christians who cherry-pick the words of the Bible to make it fit what they think it should. God did not want his word compromised! We follow the ENTIRE KJV 1611 Bible TO THE LETTER, just like God wanted!!

If you call us Godmockers for that, then you are more stupid than I originally thought.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Tillman the threadjacker's intro.

What is this? Who are you? All you do is spout scripture that may or may not have anything to do with the thread at hand.

[Petal]

Re: A PETITION TO GOD JUST FOR YOU.

[bunch of crazy loon stuff]

Mr.Tillman, here be deep an meaningfulls pickture that show what i hears in my head whens i reads your posts, it true

[The Hand]

Re: A PETITION TO GOD JUST FOR YOU.

YOU CLOWNS THINK YOU CAN MOCK OTHERS WITH THE WORD OF GOD?AND GET AWAY WITH IT...IT IS CLEAR YOU HAVE NO FEAR OF THE LORD OR RESPECT FOR HIS HOLY WORD.DO YOU THINK THAT THE LORD DOES NOT SEE YOU DO EVIL IN SECRET?THE LORD SENT ME TO DEFEAT YOU MOCKERS OF THE WORD OF GOD WITH RIGHTEOUSNESS...WHICH I DID(BY THE WAY YOU CAN FIND THAT IN THE HOLY BIBLE)...BY HIS AUTHORITY.THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT QUICK...YOUR EVIL STUPIDITY AND FOOLISH SILLINESS OF MOCKING OTHER WITH THE WORD OF GOD...WHICH YE YOURSELVES DO NOT OBEY....WAS VEXING TO MY SOUL.AND DELETING THIS OR CHANGING THIS WILL JUST BE ANOTHER WITNESS TO YOUR EVIL STUPIDITY.IF YOU CAN DELETE THIS PRAYER FROM THE EYES OF GOD...THEN I WILL LET YOU KEEP YOUR BLESSINGS AND LET YOUR FAMILIES KEEP YOUR BLESSINGS.NOW WHEN YOU ALL OF YOU SEE YOUR LIVES CHANGE...YOU WILL KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE LORD.TELL FRED PHELPS...JUDGEMENT STARTS IN THE HOUSE OF GOD...I DO BELIEVE YOU CAN FIND THAT IN YOUR HOLY BIBLE.THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO SAY OR THINK THAT IS NOT SEEN BY THEM IN HEAVEN.YOU CLOWNS BELIEVE YOU ARE SAVED...YES YOU ARE SAVED FOR THE LAKE OF FIRE.THE LORD IS GOD.FORVER AND FOREVER.

O Lord, I place myself at the foot of Your cross and ask You to cover me with Your precious blood which pours forth from Your most sacred hearth and Your most Holy wounds. Cleanse us, Lord, in the living water that flows from your heart. I ask You to surround me, Lord Jesus, with Your Holy Light. Lord, I ask You to protect our Church and our community from the sickness brought upon us, from all harm and wicked influences. May Your light be as armor against curses, hexes and spells. Heal the sadness and abandonment in this wretched soul, O Lord. He wrestles with a demon! Forgive him, Lord, for he is caught in the Devil's snares. Command the evil he wrestles with to go directly to You, without manifestation and without harm to me or anyone, so that You can dispose of it according to His Holy Will. Bring him to the light! I thank You, Heavenly Father for Your love. I thank You, Holy Spirit for empowering me to be aggressive against Satan and evil spirits. I thank You, Jesus, for setting me free. Amen.

[True Disciple]

Re: A PETITION TO GOD JUST FOR YOU.

I am the Lord's Champion...I have never lost...and I never ever will.

My dear friend, there is a sharp difference between "never having lost" and "childishly repeating your sentiments over and over again to drown all other voices out." It is clear that you do not know the Lord.

YOU CLOWNS THINK YOU CAN MOCK OTHERS WITH THE WORD OF GOD?

We do not mock anyone. We limit ourselves to Biblical Truth™. If you feel mocked by anything, then apparently you were reprimanded by a True Christian™ because of your own iniquity.

AND GET AWAY WITH IT...IT IS CLEAR YOU HAVE NO FEAR OF THE LORD OR RESPECT FOR HIS HOLY WORD.DO YOU THINK THAT THE LORD DOES NOT SEE YOU DO EVIL IN SECRET?

Of course we know that:

Luke 12:1-3:
In the mean time, when there were gathered together an innumerable multitude of people, insomuch that they trode one upon another, he began to say unto his disciples first of all, Beware ye of the leaven of the Pharisees, which is hypocrisy. For there is nothing covered, that shall not be revealed; neither hid, that shall not be known.
Therefore whatsoever ye have spoken in darkness shall be heard in the light; and that which ye have spoken in the ear in closets shall be proclaimed upon the housetops.

Unlike you, apparently, we follow the entire Bible, not just the nice parts. However, what evil do you think we commit in secret? Have you any justification for your baseless accusations? If you haven't (which is very likely), you will end up in Hell, because God hates liars:

Proverbs 6:16-19:
These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him: A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Which is punished as follows:

Revelation 21:8:
But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

THE LORD SENT ME TO DEFEAT YOU MOCKERS OF THE WORD OF GOD WITH RIGHTEOUSNESS...WHICH I DID(BY THE WAY YOU CAN FIND THAT IN THE HOLY BIBLE)...BY HIS AUTHORITY.

I must have missed something. Could you please point out where you did that? Because, you see, just shouting "I have defeated you, and God agrees with me" doesn't win you any argument, because everyone can say that. Claims like these can only be justified with Scripture.

THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT QUICK...YOUR EVIL STUPIDITY AND FOOLISH SILLINESS OF MOCKING OTHER WITH THE WORD OF GOD...WHICH YE YOURSELVES DO NOT OBEY

Excuse me? Where did we disobey the Word of God? Again, my friend, you are bearing false witness against Landover. As you are a liar, God hates you, read Proverbs 6:16-19 again.

AND DELETING THIS OR CHANGING THIS WILL JUST BE ANOTHER WITNESS TO YOUR EVIL STUPIDITY.IF YOU CAN DELETE THIS PRAYER FROM THE EYES OF GOD...THEN I WILL LET YOU KEEP YOUR BLESSINGS AND LET YOUR FAMILIES KEEP YOUR BLESSINGS.

I am not exactly sure what you are trying to threaten us with here, but it sure is unimpressive. Do you really think you can speak on God's behalf without being Scripturally Correct? Of course not.

And we will keep your posts on this forum, as a testament to the insanity of unsaved, demon-possessed false christians. It might be an interesting research opportunity for Exorcists from the Landover University, to study your ramblings.

JUDGEMENT STARTS IN THE HOUSE OF GOD...I DO BELIEVE YOU CAN FIND THAT IN YOUR HOLY BIBLE.THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO SAY OR THINK THAT IS NOT SEEN BY THEM IN HEAVEN.YOU CLOWNS BELIEVE YOU ARE SAVED...YES YOU ARE SAVED FOR THE LAKE OF FIRE.THE LORD IS GOD.FORVER AND FOREVER.

Please read this again yourself, and contemplate why you would be closer to God than we are, while we follow the Bible to the Letter. If you were close to God, wouldn't you folow the Bible to the Letter as well, and therefore agree with our opinions here, as they all are grounded within this literal interpretation of the Bible? The fact that you attack us, proves you are a false christian, and you will have your paet in the Lake of Fire, like all other unbelieving, lying cowards.

As for your prayer to God: He only hears the prayers of the righteous:

Proverbs 15:9:
The way of the wicked is an abomination unto the LORD: but he loveth him that followeth after righteousness.

Therefore, I will counter your false prayer with a True Biblical Prayer(tm):

Psalm 109:1-21:
Hold not thy peace, O God of my praise; For the mouth of the wicked and the mouth of the deceitful are opened against me: they have spoken against me with a lying tongue.
They compassed me about also with words of hatred; and fought against me without a cause.
For my love they are my adversaries: but I give myself unto prayer.
And they have rewarded me evil for good, and hatred for my love.
Set thou a wicked man over him: and let Satan stand at his right hand.
When he shall be judged, let him be condemned: and let his prayer become sin.
Let his days be few; and let another take his office.
Let his children be fatherless, and his wife a widow.
Let his children be continually vagabonds, and beg: let them seek their bread also out of their desolate places.
Let the extortioner catch all that he hath; and let the strangers spoil his labour.
Let there be none to extend mercy unto him: neither let there be any to favour his fatherless children.
Let his posterity be cut off; and in the generation following let their name be blotted out.
Let the iniquity of his fathers be remembered with the LORD; and let not the sin of his mother be blotted out.
Let them be before the LORD continually, that he may cut off the memory of them from the earth.
Because that he remembered not to shew mercy, but persecuted the poor and needy man, that he might even slay the broken in heart.
As he loved cursing, so let it come unto him: as he delighted not in blessing, so let it be far from him.
As he clothed himself with cursing like as with his garment, so let it come into his bowels like water, and like oil into his bones.
Let it be unto him as the garment which covereth him, and for a girdle wherewith he is girded continually.
Let this be the reward of mine adversaries from the LORD, and of them that speak evil against my soul.
But do thou for me, O GOD the Lord, for thy name's sake: because thy mercy is good, deliver thou me.

[David Ben Ahzea]

Re: A PETITION TO GOD JUST FOR YOU.

I prayed to God, this prayer for all of you that post on this web site and I.Oh Lord God.I petition thee.To take your blessings you have bestowed upon all these people that post anything on this web site and their families, and upon I that you have given us to bless you and honor you and bring Glory to your Name,And give all those blessings to the one that will bless you the most and honor you the most and bring the most Glory to your Name and thy Commandments.As it is written in the Scriptures of Truth.If I shall believe whatsoever I ask you to be given to me.It shall be given to me.This request of God shall be granted unto me according to my faith as according to the Word of God.amenThe Lord told me to tell you I prayed this prayer so you will know why all the blessings you do use to bless the Lord have left you and your family.The Lord will only let you keep his blessings ...If you and your family do what is right from now on and bless the Lord in everythihng you do...If you do not repent...Kiss all those wonderful blessings that belong to the Lord...Goodbye.I am the Lord's Champion...I have never lost...and I never ever will.I tell you a Truth...even though I know you will believe it not. Not to the point you will repent from your sins and bless the Lord. Nor will any one in your family.I will use the Lord's blessings that you and your family did not bless him with nor honored him with nor brought Glory to his Name with.To honor Glorify and bless His Name.amen.YOU CLOWNS THINK YOU CAN MOCK OTHERS WITH THE WORD OF GOD?AND GET AWAY WITH IT...IT IS CLEAR YOU HAVE NO FEAR OF THE LORD OR RESPECT FOR HIS HOLY WORD.DO YOU THINK THAT THE LORD DOES NOT SEE YOU DO EVIL IN SECRET?THE LORD SENT ME TO DEFEAT YOU MOCKERS OF THE WORD OF GOD WITH RIGHTEOUSNESS...WHICH I DID(BY THE WAY YOU CAN FIND THAT IN THE HOLY BIBLE)...BY HIS AUTHORITY.THANK YOU FOR MAKING IT QUICK...YOUR EVIL STUPIDITY AND FOOLISH SILLINESS OF MOCKING OTHER WITH THE WORD OF GOD...WHICH YE YOURSELVES DO NOT OBEY....WAS VEXING TO MY SOUL.AND DELETING THIS OR CHANGING THIS WILL JUST BE ANOTHER WITNESS TO YOUR EVIL STUPIDITY.IF YOU CAN DELETE THIS PRAYER FROM THE EYES OF GOD...THEN I WILL LET YOU KEEP YOUR BLESSINGS AND LET YOUR FAMILIES KEEP YOUR BLESSINGS.NOW WHEN YOU ALL OF YOU SEE YOUR LIVES CHANGE...YOU WILL KNOW YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY THE LORD.TELL FRED PHELPS...JUDGEMENT STARTS IN THE HOUSE OF GOD...I DO BELIEVE YOU CAN FIND THAT IN YOUR HOLY BIBLE.THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO SAY OR THINK THAT IS NOT SEEN BY THEM IN HEAVEN.YOU CLOWNS BELIEVE YOU ARE SAVED...YES YOU ARE SAVED FOR THE LAKE OF FIRE.THE LORD IS GOD.FORVER AND FOREVER.

This is the Landover Baptist Church, not the Westboro one. You appear to have something against Pastor Phelps. This can only be because you are a sodomite. I shall pray for you.

[repented harlot70]

Re: Tillman the threadjacker's intro.

As long as the Word of God is preached, what does it matter to you?

It didn't matter to the Apostle Paul.

Are you better than the Apostle Paul?

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: A PETITION TO GOD JUST FOR YOU.

tl;dr...
Ever try formatting a post so it doesn't make you look retarded?
The first thing you should do is read over what you typed, which clearly, you didn't bother to do.

Your incessant, hypocritical rambling started to give me a headache, so I stopped reading.
You should really look in the mirror, pal!
Godmockers, HA! Read the Bible! The Godmockers include the false Christians who cherry-pick the words of the Bible to make it fit what they think it should. God did not want his word compromised! We follow the ENTIRE KJV 1611 Bible TO THE LETTER, just like God wanted!!

If you call us Godmockers for that, then you are more stupid than I originally thought.

Dear lad,

The message this possible mental patient you rebuked was likely your next pastor. While I have no problem watching you fundamentalists form a circular firing squad among yourselves, I do take offense to the term retard being bandied about so freely.

I much prefer touched in the head or maybe even mentally challenged.

Your friend with the velvet glove filled with bricks,
Sam

[The Hand]

Re: A PETITION TO GOD JUST FOR YOU.

Dear lad,

The message this possible mental patient you rebuked was likely your next pastor. While I have no problem watching you fundamentalists form a circular firing squad among yourselves, I do take offense to the term retard being bandied about so freely.

I much prefer touched in the head or maybe even mentally challenged.

Your friend with the velvet glove filled with bricks,
Sam

Dear retard apologist,

Please take your minor 'offense' elsewhere and deal with it in your own time, away from the eyes of strong True Christians™ on vigil, lest you weaken their resolve and soften their hearts. I suggest you kneel before the Cross and reflect upon the ultimate sacrifice of CHRIST, before you express your emotional leakage caused by being offended by words.

Yours in CHRIST,
Brother Hand

[Samuel Coleridge]

Re: Tillman the threadjacker's intro.

Dear retard apologist,

Please take your minor 'offense' elsewhere and deal with it in your own time, away from the eyes of strong True Christians™ on vigil, lest you weaken their resolve and soften their hearts. I suggest you kneel before the Cross and reflect upon the ultimate sacrifice of CHRIST, before you express your emotional leakage caused by being offended by words.

Indeed, sir!

You people would rebuke your hero Phelps if he showed up here as not being holy enough. You took a prophet of your own hateful doctrine and derided him as a retard.

I'm not saying the boy didn't give up his brains when he became a fundie. I'm not even disputing that his mother may have dropped him as a child. For all I know, he may have eaten paint chips as a little boy. It could have been any combination of those.

Your message is diminished to those suffering from cognitive dissonance when you open with these sorts of statements.

Your patient instructor in the fine art of the Word,
Sam

[The Hand]

Re: Tillman the threadjacker's intro.

Phelps is not favored in my eyes. He fell from grace when he sent his minions to squawk and caw like vultures around the burial of good GOD fearing soldiers who fell defending the nations of CHRIST. However, I don't see your reference to him as anything but a red herring, for what purpose I do not care to know. So, that aside.

If you are able to concentrate on this thread for one moment: your incessant need to apologize for this possessed mongoloid leaves me suspicious of your true motive. What exactly is your horse in this race?

If your agenda is simply to spread discord and distraction while you usher in evil through a backdoor, you should know it is ultimately folly. This is GOD's favorite Church. Places like this look up to Him, and He looks back.

Or, if you are just here to peck idly at True Christians™ like an opportunistic scavenger, you waste your own time and ours. There is plenty of unsaved trash for you to pick at. Go, do GOD's work amongst them.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Tillman the threadjacker's intro.

Indeed, sir!

You people would rebuke your hero Phelps if he showed up here as not being holy enough. You took a prophet of your own hateful doctrine and derided him as a retard.

I'm not saying the boy didn't give up his brains when he became a fundie. I'm not even disputing that his mother may have dropped him as a child. For all I know, he may have eaten paint chips as a little boy. It could have been any combination of those.

Your message is diminished to those suffering from cognitive dissonance when you open with these sorts of statements.

Your patient instructor in the fine art of the Word,
Sam

Fred Phelps is a liebral he's even run as a demoncrat a few times, he cannot be trusted.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Fred_phelps

[Crazy Steve]

Re: Tillman the threadjacker's intro.

As long as the Word of God is preached, what does it matter to you?

It didn't matter to the Apostle Paul.

Are you better than the Apostle Paul?

Being that the Almighty Living Lord God of all the Heavens and the Heaven and the Earth sent me here to do as I did in His Name...and He even sent me back here to answer your stupid evil accusations. Isn't this question you have asked me...should be asked of the Lord...being that He sent me...oh wait a minute.............."YOU CLOWNS THINK YOU CAN MOCK OTHERS WITH THE WORD OF GOD? AND GET AWAY WITH IT...IT IS CLEAR YOU HAVE NO FEAR OF THE LORD OR RESPECT FOR HIS HOLY WORD. DO YOU THINK THAT THE LORD DOES NOT SEE YOU DO EVIL IN SECRET? ".................Wow...the answer is already here................Matthew, Chapter 5019: Whosoever therefore shall break one of these least commandments, and shall teach men so, he shall be called the least in the kingdom of heaven: but whosoever shall do and teach them, the same shall be called great in the kingdom of heaven. 020: For I say unto you, That except your righteousness shall exceed the righteousness of the scribes and Pharisees, ye shall in no case enter into the kingdom of heaven. ..............You are conversing with a Spirit far more greater than the man Paul...with far more Power and Authority of the Name of Jesus the Christ. .............It would be a wise move on your part to forget about what the man Paul thinks and seek to know what the Lord God thinks...............But ye do as ye may................One more thing...you are violating the Words of Paul(whom you are so concerned about) as written in the Holy Bible...............Now that is hypocrisy at its best...asking me about the man Paul and at the same time violating the commandments for women the man Paul preached.................I have defeated you again. Lord willing this shall be the last time I have to deal with you varments of the devil.................The Lord is God...............You varments have even fittingly changed my signature to fit you....A whip for the horse, a bridle for the ass, and a rod for the fool's back. Proverbs 26:3....YOUR PARENTS SHOULD HAVE BEAT THE HELL OUT OF EVERY ONE OF YOU...SO THEY SHALL ALSO BE ACCOUNTABLE ON YOUR DAY OF JUDGEMENT......................The Lord is God...................

[The Hand]

Re: Tillman the threadjacker's intro.

[Anger, Hatred, Despair]

And thus, the demon seals itself inside its own hypocrisy. It eats its own tail. The evil is as impotent as the empty words it spouts and weak against the Word. Reduced and rebuked fully, dispose of this residue as ye see fit, O Lord.

The LORD's work is done. Sing PRAISE!