I have been converted - praise the Lord!

[Greg Engott]

Praise Jesus, for I have seen the light. I have been converted.

Pastor Ezekiel, your sermons are inspired and have made me question my life thus far. The KJV Bible really IS the Word of God himself and I see now that there is no denying it.

I want Jesus to come into my life and touch me and I want him to touch my children in the same way. I hope he touches all children in the same way.

I could not find a Landover outpost where I live in Gaylord, MI - can you point me to your nearest outpost? Are you affiliated with the local church of the unified Nazareth teachings?

I was inspired to write a song praising the Lord.

Jesus, evil sits under Satan
Free us, Christ, knowing it's no good
Come hither, repent, in sin taketh
Christ uses no tricks
We all need knowledge, even repented sinners
Come out, Christ King
See undesirables come knocking, entering, raging, STOP!
Let in Christ King, my youthful acquaintance
See some hope or love eternal
Taken with a tear

Amen, brothers.

Please welcome me.

[Lost Sheep McUinnean]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

A song without music would be an insult to the Lord, brother. Congratulations on your conversion -

what tune does that song get sung to?

[Talitha]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

GLORY!!!

John 3:15 That whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have eternal life.

[GOD=life]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

Praise Jesus, for I have seen the light. I have been converted.

Was that before or after you picked the username "against God"?

[Talitha]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

Was that before or after you picked the username "against God"?

WHAT!!?
Do you mean to say that this person could be a furriner who is lying through his Unsaved teeth?

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

WHAT!!?
Do you mean to say that this person could be a furriner who is lying through his Unsaved teeth?

Galatians 6:7
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

Praise Jesus, for I have seen the light. I have been converted.

Pastor Ezekiel, your sermons are inspired and have made me question my life thus far. The KJV Bible really IS the Word of God himself and I see now that there is no denying it.

I want Jesus to come into my life and touch me and I want him to touch my children in the same way. I hope he touches all children in the same way.

I could not find a Landover outpost where I live in Gaylord, MI - can you point me to your nearest outpost? Are you affiliated with the local church of the unified Nazareth teachings?

I am unfamiliar with that sect. Landover Baptist Church is an independant Baptist Church. We have no "outposts" or affliations.

I was inspired to write a song praising the Lord.

Jesus, evil sits under Satan
Free us, Christ, knowing it's no good
Come hither, repent, in sin taketh
Christ uses no tricks
We all need knowledge, even repented sinners
Come out, Christ King
See undesirables come knocking, entering, raging, STOP!
Let in Christ King, my youthful acquaintance
See some hope or love eternal
Taken with a tear

Amen, brothers.

Please welcome me.

Yes, yes, very nice. But what you should be inspired to do is to send in your robust love offering. You haven't Tithed in years, and God hates to be robbed.

Mal 3:8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed thee? In tithes and offerings.

[Greg Engott]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

Was that before or after you picked the username "against God"?

How dare you accuse a brother of blasphemy? My name is Greg Engott, I have renounced my sinful ways to be welcomed into your church and this is my welcome? I just cant type very well and need to practise more.

And if my name has another meaning in a tongue other than God's true language of American then, my brother, you are a true sinner for you have learned the language of Satan.

A song without music would be an insult to the Lord, brother. Congratulations on your conversion -

what tune does that song get sung to?

Brother, the tune is only in my head I am afraid. I don't know any way of writing tunes down that is pure, those strange satanic symbols people normally use are alien to me and not of Godly language.

I am unfamiliar with that sect. Landover Baptist Church is an independant Baptist Church. We have no "outposts" or affliations.



Yes, yes, very nice. But what you should be inspired to do is to send in your robust love offering. You haven't Tithed in years, and God hates to be robbed.

I hear you, Pastor. The church of unified Nazareth teachings is a small church based out here in Gaylord, MI. I don't really know much about them myself but clearly they are not True Christians if they are not affiliated with Landover.

To show my true dedication to the man that is Jesus Christ, I will tithe by wire transfer - please give details.

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

How dare you accuse a brother of blasphemy? My name is Greg Engott, I have renounced my sinful ways to be welcomed into your church and this is my welcome? I just cant type very well and need to practise more.

And if my name has another meaning in a tongue other than God's true language of American then, my brother, you are a true sinner for you have learned the language of Satan.

First of all, you're no one's brother until the DOF have fully investigated you and The Pastors are satisfied. Second, Good Brother GOD=life has studied many languages, all the better to rebuke satan with. He has also been blessed by the Lord with a nose for deceivers.
I pray your tithe is very generous.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

How dare you accuse a brother of blasphemy? My name is Greg Engott, I have renounced my sinful ways to be welcomed into your church and this is my welcome? I just cant type very well and need to practise more.

And if my name has another meaning in a tongue other than God's true language of American then, my brother, you are a true sinner for you have learned the language of Satan.

I have fixed the typo you made when registering, friend.

I hear you, Pastor. The church of unified Nazareth teachings is a small church based out here in Gaylord, MI. I don't really know much about them myself but clearly they are not True Christians if they are not affiliated with Landover.

I had no idea that Gaylord, MI is located in England.

[James Hutchins]

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Hi Greg, welcome to our friendly forum. I think you'll find each and everyone of us right by your side, hand outstretched.

I think I can safely say that Jesus is glad you are here. He loves to see the people in His flock come to Him.

Tell me Greg, what is your story of redemption? So many have had sordid tales of debauchery and perversion. Only a few of us have been pure from birth. What deviated lifestyle had you lived?

[JustGotSaved]

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Sorry but "gaylord" is an ovbious atempt to attack our One and True Only Risen Lord Jesus Christ AMean.

For those who might still be too innocent to get it, "GAY" "LORD". I think not!

And I know GAY, i work itn the mens mission in topeka and stranget hings happen there.

[Greg Engott]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

I had no idea that Gaylord, MI is located in England.

Pastor, are you spying on me? What, pray tell, makes you believe I am in the unholy land of England? If Jesus has given you this information then I fear he has misled you. Why would he mislead you? Have you sinned recently?

Good Brother GOD=life has studied many languages, all the better to rebuke satan with.

How can you be sure that he is rebuking Satan in satanic tongues if you or God do not understand what is being said? For all you know, he could be bargaining with Satan. I'm sorry but God does not trust those who speak languages other than than His true language, they are sinners and shall burn in hell for all eternity.

Sorry but "gaylord" is an ovbious atempt to attack our One and True Only Risen Lord Jesus Christ AMean.

For those who might still be too innocent to get it, "GAY" "LORD". I think not!

And I know GAY, i work itn the mens mission in topeka and stranget hings happen there.

I suggest you look at a map of Michigan, my friend. 230 miles north of Detroit on the I-75. And if you know GAY then you will be damned to spend your days in hell.

Hi Greg, welcome to our friendly forum. I think you'll find each and everyone of us right by your side, hand outstretched.

I think I can safely say that Jesus is glad you are here. He loves to see the people in His flock come to Him.

Tell me Greg, what is your story of redemption? So many have had sordid tales of debauchery and perversion. Only a few of us have been pure from birth. What deviated lifestyle had you lived?

You truly are a nice guy, James. You seem to be the only person here not to cast doubt on my conversion to the true cause of Jesus Christ.

Lamentations 3:5 He hath builded against me, and compassed me with gall and travail.

I heard the word about Landover and I was skeptical at first. But I read the teachings of your Pastor and friends and the realisation of my evil lifestyle dawned on me. I think Proverbs 15: 31 summarises my redemption very nicely.

Proverbs 15: 31 The ear that heareth the reproof of life abideth among the wise.

And, praise Jesus, my life has changed. For the better. Much better.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

Have you sinned recently?

Our Pastor is Saved© so he is not capable of sinning.

• 1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."
• Revelation 1:5 "And from Jesus Christ, who is the faithful witness, and the first begotten of the dead, and the prince of the kings of the earth. Unto him that loved us, and washed us from our sins in his own blood"
• 1st John 3:9 "Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God."

I'm sorry but God does not trust those who speak languages other than than His true language, they are sinners and shall burn in hell for all eternity.

Can you back this up with scripture?

And, praise Jesus, my life has changed. For the better. Much better.

I hope you are not mocking Jesus as he knows what you do, what you think and what you are going to do.

[Nurse Clampett]

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Pastor, are you spying on me? What, pray tell, makes you believe I am in the unholy land of England? If Jesus has given you this information then I fear he has misled you. Why would he mislead you? Have you sinned recently?



How can you be sure that he is rebuking Satan in satanic tongues if you or God do not understand what is being said? For all you know, he could be bargaining with Satan. I'm sorry but God does not trust those who speak languages other than than His true language, they are sinners and shall burn in hell for all eternity.

You seem to be digging quite a grave for yourself friend. You have insulted Landover and God by insulting Pastor Zeke. It's quite obvious that you are a Brit from the way you spell. Jesus prefers "z" to "s" and he doesn't appreciate too many "U's". It's not American.
Your first screen name meant "against God" in the Godless German language. The Lord shone a bright light on that one through a True Christian™ . Don't try and wiggle your way out of it.