[releaseme]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

I have fixed the typo you made when registering, friend.



I had no idea that Gaylord, MI is located in England.

I don't think it is.

[Greg Engott]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

Can you back this up with scripture?

Certainly, my cranky friend. I refer you to Zephaniah 3:9 For then will I turn to the people a pure language, that they may all call upon the name of the LORD, to serve him with one consent.

You seem to be digging quite a grave for yourself friend. You have insulted Landover and God by insulting Pastor Zeke. It's quite obvious that you are a Brit from the way you spell. Jesus prefers "z" to "s" and he doesn't appreciate too many "U's". It's not American.

My dear Nurse Clampett, I cannot see anywhere in this thread where I have used the evil spellings to which you refer. I would also like to remind you that the ungodly drunken Australians, sheep raping New Zealanders and moose-loving Canadians also like to use such foul spellings so the assumption you make is unjustified.

Why would I lie? Psalms 63:11 But the king shall rejoice in God; every one that sweareth by him shall glory: but the mouth of them that speaklies shall be stopped.

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Your first screen name meant "against God" in the Godless German language. The Lord shone a bright light on that one through a True Christian™ . Don't try and wiggle your way out of it.

If you believe that to be true, then I have no reason to doubt you and I will not try to wiggle my way out of such a coincidence. I do hope, though, that the Lord God Almighty sees you burn in hell for your knowledge of such Godless tongues.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

Certainly, my cranky friend.

Thank you!

[Felicity]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

@Greg Engott Why are you so mean to True Christians(tm)? Do you not want to go to Heaven? #Psalm 9:17

[Nurse Clampett]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

My dear Nurse Clampett, I cannot see anywhere in this thread where I have used the evil spellings to which you refer. I would also like to remind you that the ungodly drunken Australians, sheep raping New Zealanders and moose-loving Canadians also like to use such foul spellings so the assumption you make is unjustified.

Why would I lie? Psalms 63:11 But the king shall rejoice in God; every one that sweareth by him shall glory: but the mouth of them that speaklies shall be stopped.



If you believe that to be true, then I have no reason to doubt you and I will not try to wiggle my way out of such a coincidence. I do hope, though, that the Lord God Almighty sees you burn in hell for your knowledge of such Godless tongues.

I'm afraid your wish shall not be granted my unsaved under investigation friend. You're a rather touchy and abrasive fellow. Are the rectal demons poking you?

[Greg Engott]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

@Greg Engott Why are you so mean to True Christians™? Do you not want to go to Heaven? #Psalm 9:17

Truly I do wish to go to Heaven, my young friend. But I am not being mean, I am merely responding with doubt as others are doubting my conversion to the True Cause of Christ.

Acts 2:12 And they were all amazed, and were in doubt, saying one to another, What meaneth this?

Exodus 21:24 Eye for eye, tooth for tooth, hand for hand, foot for foot

Matthew 5:38 Ye have heard that it hath been said, An eye for an eye, and a tooth for a tooth

I will cast doubt on those who cast doubt on me.

I'm afraid your wish shall not be granted my unsaved under investigation friend. You're a rather touchy and abrasive fellow. Are the rectal demons poking you?

Nurse Clampett, I do not hate you for Jesus says to love thy friends as well as thine enemies

Matthew 5:44 But I say unto you, Love your enemies, bless them that curse you, do good to them that hate you, and pray for them which despitefully use you, and persecute you;

I apologize for my earlier comment and I have prayed to the Lord that He forgives you for knowledge of unholy languages.

[Felicity]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

@Greg Engott Where does the #KJV1611 Hole Bible say you have to cast doubt on those who cast doubt on you? The scripture you mentioned seems to be about other things like eyes and hands. And about #Acts 2:12, if I look at all of #Acts 2, I do not think it is about people doubting your belief in Jesus?

[Greg Engott]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

@Greg Engott Where does the #KJV1611 Hole Bible say you have to cast doubt on those who cast doubt on you? The scripture you mentioned seems to be about other things like eyes and hands. And about #Acts 2:12, if I look at all of #Acts 2, I do not think it is about people doubting your belief in Jesus?

Felicity, I am not sure what the KJV1611 Hole Bible says but the KJV1611 Holy Bible states Then shall ye do unto him, as he had thought to have done unto his brother: so shalt thou put the evil away from among you (Deuteronomy 19:19). Others have cast doubt unto me, so I have done unto them.

Your doubts do not fear me any more for In God have I put my trust: I will not be afraid what man can do unto me (Psalms 56:11).

I'm counting my blessings because I've found True Happiness in Jesus, He knows me and He knows I'm right. He's been telling me everything is going to be alright.

I would like some advice from members regarding tithes.

Matthew 21:12 And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves,
13 And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of prayer; but ye have made it a den of thieves.

It would seem that it is a sin to tithe money in a house of prayer. Please, what other artifacts would be suitable offerings?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

Others have cast doubt unto me, so I have done unto them.

This is a fundamental mistake that sinners make. These commandments that God lays out in the Holy Bible, especially those in the Old Testament, are directions on how the Saved(r) should treat the Saved(r). Nowhere does God tell us to assume the best about unsaved trash, or to treat them well. You deserve to be tortured forever in hell; The Bible tells us that is the nature of man. "Being nice" is not going to keep you out of eternal damnation.

You're looking for some sort of fairness, or some sort of Quid Pro Quo with God. That ain't the way He rolls. If you are sincere about getting right with Jesus, then you need to humble yourself, repent of your degenerate lifestyle, and start studying the Scriptures as if your very life depended on it.

Because it does, friend.

[Felicity]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

@Greg Engott My apologies for the typo, the #KJV1611 hyperlink I also gave you pointed to the Holy Bible though, so if you see blue underlined text, next time you might want to try to click on it! You don't have to feel ashamed about that by the way, my own granddad also needed some time to figure out how hyperlinks work.

@Greg Engott I noticed with #Deuteronomy 19:19 you did the same as with #Acts 2:12. If I look at all of #Deuteronomy 19 or all of #Acts 2 I can not figure out how you determined that it applies to someone doubting you. Can you perhaps explain that to me so I can learn from it?

[Greg Engott]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

This is a fundamental mistake that sinners make. These commandments that God lays out in the Holy Bible, especially those in the Old Testament, are directions on how the Saved® should treat the Saved®. Nowhere does God tell us to assume the best about unsaved trash, or to treat them well. You deserve to be tortured forever in hell; The Bible tells us that is the nature of man. "Being nice" is not going to keep you out of eternal damnation.

You're looking for some sort of fairness, or some sort of Quid Pro Quo with God. That ain't the way He rolls. If you are sincere about getting right with Jesus, then you need to humble yourself, repent of your degenerate lifestyle, and start studying the Scriptures as if your very life depended on it.

Because it does, friend.

I have accepted Christ as the Lord and Savior, I have made the decision to dedicate my life to the Bible and you still treat me as unsaved trash?

Pastor, if the Bible provides instructions on how the Saved® should treat the Saved® and nothing about unsaved trash, then how does one expect to get Saved®? Please can you back this up with scripture as I didn't spot anything in the link to your sermon. Maybe I have missed something - I hope so and I appreciate your Wisdom.

Jesus has already forgiven my sins, he has told me so himself. Surely Jesus is the only person qualified to tell me when I have been Saved®?

@Greg Engott My apologies for the typo, the #KJV1611 hyperlink I also gave you pointed to the Holy Bible though, so if you see blue underlined text, next time you might want to try to click on it! You don't have to feel ashamed about that by the way, my own granddad also needed some time to figure out how hyperlinks work.

@Greg Engott I noticed with #Deuteronomy 19:19 you did the same as with #Acts 2:12. If I look at all of #Deuteronomy 19 or all of #Acts 2 I can not figure out how you determined that it applies to someone doubting you. Can you perhaps explain that to me so I can learn from it?

Felicity, I know the link pointed to the Holy Bible - that still doesn't change what you wrote.

I will try to explain. Whilst the word "doubt" is not mentioned at all in Deuteronomy 19, the word "do" is the key word. Let me hypothesize: if another strikes you, you may strike them back as they "do" unto you. Similarly, If another doubts you, you may doubt them back as they "do" unto you.

[Greg Engott]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

There was something I forgot to shout about in my previous post.

Friends, last night I punched my first queer. And, praise the Lord, it was good. He will be spending the rest of his days in hell with Satan.

I look forward to curing more of this foul disease.

Amen!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

There was something I forgot to shout about in my previous post.

Friends, last night I punched my first queer. And, praise the Lord, it was good. He will be spending the rest of his days in hell with Satan.

I look forward to curing more of this foul disease.

Amen!

Why haven't you turned yourself in to the police? God commands that we obey secular laws.

[TC Patriot]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

Greg you are on pretty shaky ground as far as I can tell and confused. We don't go around punching "queers" even though the Levitical laws tell us to kill them. As Pastor Zeke says, we are required by Jesus to obey the secular law but that does not mean that we are not trying to replace he secular law with God's law. We at LBC are working very hard to make that happen.

I hate to break it to you Greg but precious few ever make it to heaven. Many try but most fail. Here is a song of praise with both words and music.

Ballad of the Unsaved Trash sung to the tune Ballad of the Green Beret

Loving God up in the Sky
Burns trash in Hell when they die
You'll go there. It's safe to say
You'll know for sure on Judgment Day

Chorus:
An evil heart beats in your chest
You'll be in Hell with no eternal rest
You'll be there cause I think you're gay
And you'll find out on Judgment Day

You have sinned before our Lord
And from his mouth there comes sword
So shut up and don't complain
And climb and the big Hell train

There will be gnashing of teeth
For unrepentant false belief
Jesus is the only way
Burn in HELL on Judgment Day

At your grave your family grieves
It's because they don't believe
Burn in Hell with your kids and wife
And never have eternal life

Burn in Hell O unsaved trash
Eyes that weep and teeth that gnash
One million men are judged today
But only one wins on Judgment day

[Greg Engott]

Re: I have been converted - praise the Lord!

I have accepted Christ as the Lord and Savior, I have made the decision to dedicate my life to the Bible and you still treat me as unsaved trash?

Pastor, if the Bible provides instructions on how the Saved® should treat the Saved® and nothing about unsaved trash, then how does one expect to get Saved®? Please can you back this up with scripture as I didn't spot anything in the link to your sermon. Maybe I have missed something - I hope so and I appreciate your Wisdom.

Jesus has already forgiven my sins, he has told me so himself. Surely Jesus is the only person qualified to tell me when I have been Saved®?

Pastor, you have not addressed my post above.

Why haven't you turned yourself in to the police? God commands that we obey secular laws.

As I see you have mentioned in another thread. If you don't mind, I will continue my questions from that previous thread here since the two are linked.

However, since you yourself and many of your church members have already been Saved®, I was merely following by the example you have set to put myself on the path of Righteousness. Are you or are not the owner of a "Punched the most queers" award?

I am confused, Pastor. If you have an award, then you must have punched some queers to obtain it but you have just told me that it is a sin to do so.

I don't understand. It's a sin not to kill queers but it's a sin not to obey secular laws. This means nobody is free of sin and impossible to be Saved®, does it not?

I want to follow in the footsteps of the Good Lord. When Jesus came inside me, it felt good, it was warm and I want Him to be there all the time.