Hello.

[Praise the lord.]

My name is Margaret. My parents introduced me to the Assembly of God in Leadville, Colorado when I was really young. I am know 21 years old, and I've been married for 5 years, my family believes in young marriages to keep the generation going. I would class myself as a proper young lady. I dress formally at all times, my hair is usually up and out of my face at most times. I disagree with the youth nowadays, dressing in the smallest outfits possible. I believe in no sex before marriage, as all Catholic should believe in. After a year into my relationship, when we weren't married, I had found out that my boyfriend (Currently my husband) had been sinning for a rather long time, when I got home from doing the grocery shopping, and put everything away, I was going to run him up his favourite drink and sandwich, then pop into bed, but I actually caught him in the act of masturbation to soft core porn. So I gently tiptoed back to my room, grabbed my bible, I smacked him repeatedly over the head with the bible,threw him outside, and started to throw rocks at him, a million thoughts racing through my mind of how he has molested himself and was a major let down to God. We soon worked everything out though. We are still in single beds, which are a good 3 feet apart from each other. I was looking through some of the threads, and I believe in all of them.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello.

Welcome to God's favorite forum. You sound like a deeply confused young lady. It seems that Jesus sent you here just in time.

Are you a Catholic or are you attending Assembly of God now? The former isn't even Christian, and the latter is a cult of false Christians.

We'd love to help guide you and your husband to Jesus.

(Hint: You're supposed to click on the parts in blue.)

[Sister Sanctimony]

Re: Hello.

I'm confused. Do you belong to Assembly of God or are you a Papist? I'd suggest denouncing both!

I'm also confused about how you said you caught him fiddlin' with his tallywhacker when he was your boyfriend. . . and that you believe in being chaste before marriage, yet you were lookin' to jump in bed with him when you caught him degrading himself. Which is it?

YIC

Sanctimony

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hello.

My name is Margaret. My parents introduced me to the Assembly of God in Leadville, Colorado when I was really young. I am know 21 years old, and I've been married for 5 years, my family believes in young marriages to keep the generation going. I would class myself as a proper young lady. I dress formally at all times, my hair is usually up and out of my face at most times. I disagree with the youth nowadays, dressing in the smallest outfits possible. I believe in no sex before marriage, as all Catholic should believe in.

I think I see the problem.

After a year into my relationship, when we weren't married, I had found out that my boyfriend (Currently my husband) had been sinning for a rather long time, when I got home from doing the grocery shopping, and put everything away, I was going to run him up his favourite drink and sandwich, then pop into bed, but I actually caught him in the act of masturbation to soft core porn.

Why did you marry him? You said you live in Colorado?

So I gently tiptoed back to my room, grabbed my bible, I smacked him repeatedly over the head with the bible,threw him outside, and started to throw rocks at him, a million thoughts racing through my mind of how he has molested himself and was a major let down to God. We soon worked everything out though. We are still in single beds, which are a good 3 feet apart from each other. I was looking through some of the threads, and I believe in all of them.

I see and how many little papist roaches have you spewed from your womb?

[Once was lost]

Re: Hello.

I have read this over and over again. The only conclusion I come to is that your asking us to forgive you for marrying the pervert. Is that right?

[Chezund Rice]

Re: Hello.

I have read this over and over again. The only conclusion I come to is that your asking us to forgive you for marrying the pervert. Is that right?

Brother, maybe she just needs guidance.
My wife would have smacked my tallywacker with the Bible instead (not that I would ever have such lustful desires without her), just like she smacks my hind end with it when I'm trying to give the Lord more of his children with her enthusiastic participation.

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Hello.

(pointless blather deleted)

Your story has more holes in it than one of Jimmy-Roy's old work shirts.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Hello.

Why does this sound extremely familiar

Really if you're going to steal somebodies (real and painful) story, at least don't repost it on the same board.

You god mockers don't care who you hurt as long as you get your giggles. I hope God smites you with something at least as painful as what your describing.

Job 4:8 Even as I have seen, they that plow iniquity, and sow wickedness, reap the same. 9 By the blast of God they perish, and by the breatha of his nostrils are they consumed. 10 The roaring of the lion, and the voice of the fierce lion, and the teeth of the young lions, are broken.

Galatians 6 7 Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap. 8 For he that soweth to his flesh shall of the flesh reap corruption; but he that soweth to the Spirit shall of the Spirit reap life everlasting.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Hello.

My name is Margaret. My parents introduced me to the Assembly of God in Leadville, Colorado when I was really young. I am know 21 years old, and I've been married for 5 years, my family believes in young marriages to keep the generation going. I would class myself as a proper young lady. I dress formally at all times, my hair is usually up and out of my face at most times. I disagree with the youth nowadays, dressing in the smallest outfits possible. I believe in no sex before marriage, as all Catholic should believe in. After a year into my relationship, when we weren't married, I had found out that my boyfriend (Currently my husband) had been sinning for a rather long time, when I got home from doing the grocery shopping, and put everything away, I was going to run him up his favourite drink and sandwich, then pop into bed, but I actually caught him in the act of masturbation to soft core porn. So I gently tiptoed back to my room, grabbed my bible, I smacked him repeatedly over the head with the bible,threw him outside, and started to throw rocks at him, a million thoughts racing through my mind of how he has molested himself and was a major let down to God. We soon worked everything out though. We are still in single beds, which are a good 3 feet apart from each other. I was looking through some of the threads, and I believe in all of them.

How dare you usurp your boyfriend/husband. Is that what they teach you in AoG/Catholic church? Why are you "popping into bed" in the middle of the afternoon?

You believe in all the threads? Even the ones started by God-mocking atheists?

[OH_Lee]

Re: Hello.

Praise Him truly sister!

I was in Leadville one time with my dog named Boo. Then he killed an old lady's cat and we were forced to leave town.

Never got to visit the Assembly of God but I know it must be a wonderful place. My aunt, rest her soul, was a lifelong A of G member. She wore the same black dress for the last 53 years of her Holy Spirit filled life -- never took it off. My dad always made me give her a hug when she visited us. Sometimes I threw up afterwards but I still loved my wonderful aunt.