Hello Friends!

[James]

You may call me EoS (:
Its so nice to meet you all,i hope we all can get along.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Friends!

Dear Jap Wannabee;

Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

This is a Christian forum. If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

[James]

Re: Hello Friends!

Dear Jap Wannabee;

Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

This is a Christian forum. If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.

You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.

Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.

Quite hostile right off the bat i see. But why do you say "Jap Wannabee"
How do you know if im "Jap" or not? And saying "Jap" is a offense slur (and i've learned in church that its not nice to offend people) So please think about it before you insult me again. I wouldnt flame you, and i hope would for the same respect Also "Betters" ? what is that about? I've learned in church that we are all equal in the eyes of the lord. Right? And "even bigger ass of yourself" What have i done to look like a ass? Im trying to be nice and friendly =0

And as for myself, my name is James, i've gone to Private religious school for my whole life and i find myself a Logical Follower of the lord. (Not saying your not or anything)

[Once was lost]

Re: Hello Friends!

EOS101

i find myself a Logical Follower of the lord

All True Christians are logical. If not,they would not be Christians. Do you not agree?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Friends!

I asked you what church you attend. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? How often does your father lay good Christian beatings on? What denomination is your "private religious school?"

[James]

Re: Hello Friends!

EOS101

All True Christians are logical. If not,they would not be Christians. Do you not agree?

I wish i could agree, i honestly do. But sadly there are people out there who follow our Lord's teachings and bend it around to allow them self to somehow get ahead in life, its a very sad truth ):

I asked you what church you attend. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? How often does your father lay good Christian beatings on? What denomination is your "private religious school?"

The two churches i go to are St.Edmunds and Mary Queen of Heaven, they are very nice with very old fashion friendly people, i highly recommended it. I am 18 years old, and my father never beats me, for when i do something wrong i will punish myself, but that's only if i truly do something wrong.

[James]

Re: Hello Friends!

I asked you what church you attend. Please tell us about yourself. How old are you? How often does your father lay good Christian beatings on? What denomination is your "private religious school?"

Also: Im not sure how to reply on private messages so i'll say it here. I forgive you for calling me a "Sassy-Mouthed Feminazi Bitch" because i know its what God would want me to do.

[Nobar King]

Re: Hello Friends!

I think your father should ask for a refund. You didn't learn very much at this school.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Friends!

The two churches i go to are St.Edmunds and Mary Queen of Heaven, they are very nice with very old fashion friendly people, i highly recommended it. I am 18 years old, and my father never beats me, for when i do something wrong i will punish myself, but that's only if i truly do something wrong.

So then you're a papist? They aren't even Christians.

If you're a boy why do you have a jap anime girl for an avatar? Are you a queer?

[James]

Re: Hello Friends!

So then you're a papist? They aren't even Christians.

If you're a boy why do you have a jap anime girl for an avatar? Are you a queer?

Not exactly, they are the only Churches in my area that do not make you pay to get in. I live on my own and really do have any money besides rent,food, and thankfully my friend allows me to use his wireless internet router.

I read your thread and you make good arguments, they may not be perfectly in-tune with the bible. But isnt their overall message of peace,love and Jesus' teachings what really matters?

[James]

Re: Hello Friends!

(Is there any kind of "edit" button for posts,i cant seem to find one and i dont like double posting)

And for your question; No i am not a queer. I Dont see avatars on forums as pictures of yourself (like you would with Myspace,Facebook, Ect) So i put any picture i just happen to like at the time. Her name is Ritsu and im a fan of her music, so i just put it as my avatar.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Friends!

Not exactly, they are the only Churches in my area that do not make you pay to get in. I live on my own and really do have any money besides rent,food, and thankfully my friend allows me to use his wireless internet router.

You mean to tell me that there are no Independent Baptist Churches anywhere in your area? I find that hard to believe. If you'll give me your hometown, I'll be happy to have a look. Attending a false Christian church is a sure fire way to land in hell.

I read your thread and you make good arguments, they may not be perfectly in-tune with the bible. But isn't their overall message of peace,love and Jesus' teachings what really matters?

Jesus hates the wishy-washy. He pukes them out of His loving mouth.

Revelation 3:16 So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

We are in fact commanded to obey the entire Holy Bible, not just the parts you like.

Deuteronomy 4:2 Ye shall not add unto the word which I command you, neither shall ye diminish ought from it, that ye may keep the commandments of the LORD your God which I command you.

Matthew 4:4 Man shall not live by bread alone, but by every word that proceedeth out of the mouth of God.

James 2:10 For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.

If you don't like what the Bible has to say, take it up with God.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Hello Friends!

(Is there any kind of "edit" button for posts,i cant seem to find one and i dont like double posting)

No there isn't.

And for your question; No i am not a queer. I Dont see avatars on forums as pictures of yourself (like you would with Myspace,Facebook, Ect) So i put any picture i just happen to like at the time. Her name is Ritsu and im a fan of her music, so i just put it as my avatar.

Well it's offensive. We don't worship jap cartoons here, so kindly remove it. This is a Christian forum.

[James]

Re: Hello Friends!

You mean to tell me that there are no Independent Baptist Churches anywhere in your area? I find that hard to believe. If you'll give me your hometown, I'll be happy to have a look. Attending a false Christian church is a sure fire way to land in hell.



Jesus hates the wishy-washy. He pukes them out of His loving mouth.



We are in fact commanded to obey the entire Holy Bible, not just the parts you like.



If you don't like what the Bible has to say, take it up with God.

You sure do like letting the bible talk for you. But heres a question, how do you know the bible wasnt made 1000s of years ago by a crazy cult leader?
Let me answer that for you, You dont. Face it, back then before history was better recorders, any shit can happen and be changed throughout history. People who blindly follow thing are called IGNORANT; For they lack the knowledge. FYI Im actually a girl. FYI Your a faggot. 1st ones to go to hell (if it exist) Is your kind. Trust me

[James]

Re: Hello Friends!

No there isn't.



Well it's offensive. We don't worship jap cartoons here, so kindly remove it. This is a Christian forum.

how the piffle is it offensive? Having the avatar of a anime girl. And your avatar is of yourself no? Does that mean you worship yourself?