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My name is Sparky, and I am here to get an insight into all of you guys!
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@Sparky Welcome! I hope we can become friends! Can you tell a little bit more about yourself?I
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Is that what passes for an introduction over in Godless England?Originally posted by Sparky View Post
Please tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.
If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.
If you have a question, use the "search" function before posting it. Most likely it is being discussed somewhere on this Godly forum. Please don't waste God's precious bandwidth.
You will keep a respectful tongue in your head whenever addressing your betters, which includes all True Christians™. Failure to do so, or any attempt at inciting debate or mockery of God's Divine Plan, can and will result in the suspension of your posting privileges.
Your rights on this forum are listed HERE. If you feel that any of these rights have been violated, please don't hesitate to contact a Pastor at once.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Hiya Sparky, tell me, what is the best thing about God leading your every move in life?Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Pastor Zeke, this person has already barged into two very serious discussions - uninvited, I might add.
Unsaved Trash need to know their limits.
Please keep a sharp on him.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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This makes the situation even worse. Women exist for two reasons only. Making Soldiers for Christ™, and baking pies.Originally posted by Sparky View Post
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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Originally posted by Sparky View Post
This bulldyke got outed in posts 30 and 33 of the "I lived with lesbian" thread.
Ignore her (it).The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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This is a typical female response. God made you inferior for a reason. Are you pre-menstrual at the moment ? Please have the decency to warn us.Originally posted by Sparky View Post
Leviticus 15:19-23 (King James Version)
19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.
20 And every thing that she lieth upon in her separation shall be unclean: every thing also that she sitteth upon shall be unclean.
21 And whosoever toucheth her bed shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
22 And whosoever toucheth any thing that she sat upon shall wash his clothes, and bathe himself in water, and be unclean until the even.
23 And if it be on her bed, or on any thing whereon she sitteth, when he toucheth it, he shall be unclean until the even.
Leviticus 26:27-29
27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.Comment
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There's nothing funny about the Word of God, boy!Originally posted by Sparky View Post
Ecclesiastes 2:2 I said of laughter, It is mad: and of mirth, What doeth it?Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.
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That explains a lot.Originally posted by HTannor View Post
Thanks HT, I greatly appreciate your Eagle eye!
Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
The Word of God(tm) is so hard to read at times. But we must -even when it causes a little taste of puke in the back of the mouth. For the word is Holy and guides us through our lives and we shall overcome this discomfort for the greater good.The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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Originally posted by James Hutchins View PostThat explains a lot.
Thanks HT, I greatly appreciate your Eagle eye!
Thank you, Brother James, I can only hope to make some small contribution in my continuing efforts for salvation.
Besides, she's a bulldyke and we really don't need to know about her lack of agility in getting her feet behind her ears. It's probably caused by the sin of gluttonyThe Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
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Gluttony? I think not.Originally posted by HTannor View Post
You wanted to know more about me-
I'm a runner, so definitely no gluttony. In fact I eat very healthily
and am a size 8 (English size, so a size 4 in America I think)
I'm also a true and true heterosexual, and being comfortable with my sexuality I don't mind if other people aren't straight
I doubt many people can get their ankles behind their ears; it's a flexibility problem.
I have a lot of Christian friends, but they are the follow-the-Ten-Commandments variety. I will say that two of them are the best, most gracious people I've met in my life, and they would never back some of the things I have read on this forumComment
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