[Levi Jones]

Re: Hi everyone

Gluttony? I think not.
You wanted to know more about me-
I'm a runner, so definitely no gluttony. In fact I eat very healthily and am a size 8 (English size, so a size 4 in America I think)
I'm also a true and true heterosexual, and being comfortable with my sexuality I don't mind if other people aren't straight
I doubt many people can get their ankles behind their ears; it's a flexibility problem.
I have a lot of Christian friends, but they are the follow-the-Ten-Commandments variety. I will say that two of them are the best, most gracious people I've met in my life, and they would never back some of the things I have read on this forum

Way to condemn them to hell for all eternity. Some sort of friend you are.

BTW: How can we be sure you're a woman. I would need some photographic evidence proving otherwise.

Feel free to send me your picture. My email is in the signature. Confidentiality 100% guaranteed.

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

Way to condemn them to hell for all eternity. Some sort of friend you are.

BTW: How can we be sure you're a woman. I would need some photographic evidence proving otherwise.

Feel free to send me your picture. My email is in the signature. Confidentiality 100% guaranteed.

Certainly. When I've finished my exam I will email one to you.
Although I don't see how a photo of a girl will convince you.

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hi everyone

Certainly. When I've finished my exam I will email one to you.
Although I don't see how a photo of a girl will convince you.

Sitting in front of the screen with LBC in the background or holding up a sign dated with my name on it would suffice.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: Hi everyone

This makes the situation even worse. Women exist for two reasons only. Making Soldiers for Christ™, and baking pies.

That's a terrible thing to say, brother!

You forgot washing up, cleaning the house, doing the laundry, ensuring that the pantry is full, being an helpmeet, and a host of other jobs ordained for women by Our Lord!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hi everyone

That's a terrible thing to say, brother!

You forgot washing up, cleaning the house, doing the laundry, ensuring that the pantry is full, being an helpmeet, and a host of other jobs ordained for women by Our Lord!

AMEN!

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

That's a terrible thing to say, brother!

You forgot washing up, cleaning the house, doing the laundry, ensuring that the pantry is full, being an helpmeet, and a host of other jobs ordained for women by Our Lord!

You should go into comedy.
I feel sorry for your wives. Do you "allow" them to have jobs or are they destined to be housewives for their whole lives?

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

Sitting in front of the screen with LBC in the background or holding up a sign dated with my name on it would suffice.

Please check your inbox

[Levi Jones]

Re: Hi everyone

Please check your inbox

I just did. Nothing yet.

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

I just did. Nothing yet.

Now? It definitely says it sent.....

[Sparky]

Re: Hi everyone

I just did. Nothing yet.

Yep, definitely sent.
So do you believe that I'm female yet?

[Nobar King]

Re: Hi everyone

I hope you didn't send Brother Levi a pic of your cooter.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hi everyone

Yep, definitely sent.
So do you believe that I'm female yet?

Why have you come to our wonderful church? You have yet to Glorify the Name of Jesus. What has Jesus done to offend you? Do you hate Sweet Jesus, He wants to fill you with His love. Do you want to deny Jesus, don't you want His Love. Let Jesus plant His seed in you, feel His love. Praise Jesus, My Lord and Savior(R).

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hi everyone

Is she topless Brother Levi ? That is the only sure way to know.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Hi everyone

Is she topless Brother Levi ? That is the only sure way to know.

YUCK Lezobs have both man parts and lady bits don't they?

[SayvedByTheLord]

Re: Hi everyone

YUCK Lezobs have both man parts and lady bits don't they?

Yes. However the bits in question are usually lower on the anatomy.

You do bring a a valid point though, if she is wearing a strap-on that would also tell the tale.