Hello

[Morbidpriest]

I found this forum by casual surfing of bible verses, of which this site has many. I want this experience be nice and christian.
So, i read a few threads like "Should goths be raped?","Daughter refuses to marry her rapist""Female orgasm: a gateway sin" and i must say, the points made in those threads are interesting. I like the site's sense of humour. Especially damning those child-molesting evil gangster Catholics. As true Christians we should always enforce our sets of moral on others, as our morals are superior and the word of god.
Also, i have never used any technology that was developed after 300 AD, ever.

[Levi Jones]

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Christians we should always enforce our sets of moral on others, as our morals are superior and the word of god.

Indeed we should. We should also capitalize God as well as Word when referring to the Bible.

Also, i have never used any technology that was developed after 300 AD, ever.

Um.. Are you posting here via smoke signals, friend?

[Morbidpriest]

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I am forcing my wife to use the devil-machine, cause as we all know, women go to hell anyways. Do not be concerned because i have let a woman on this forum, as i constantly supervise her while shes on the hell spawn machine.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]So, i read a few threads like "Should goths be raped?","Daughter refuses to marry her rapist""Female orgasm: a gateway sin" and i must say, the points made in those threads are interesting. I like the site's sense of humour. [...]

(a) it is God's sense of humor, we are naught but His humble servants.

Proverb:1:26: I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

[Levi Jones]

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I am forcing my wife to use the devil-machine, cause as we all know, women go to hell anyways. Do not be concerned because i have let a woman on this forum, as i constantly supervise her while shes on the hell spawn machine.

I see. I take you allow your wife to drive, since you don't use technology past the year 300 A.D. You're a soft touch. You really spoil her.

[Morbidpriest]

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Drive? We only use asses, horses and mules.
And i make sure i don't pamper my wife, i punish her every time she bleeds the tears of Beelzebub out of her genitals, i mean, i am a good christian trying to obey the bible's command. And so far i have been able to keep my wife obedient and respectful.
She might even get to purgatory instead of hell.

[Levi Jones]

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She might even get to purgatory instead of hell.

Purgawhat? I have read the Bible cover to cover many times, but I have never seen any scripture relating to this purga thing you speak of.

[Morbidpriest]

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Sorry, i sadly have a wrong basic teaching of the bible, as i was teached by Lutherans until the age of 5 when i broke free of their lies and found the true church.
Come to think of it, the woman is using the devils tool, so its hell for you, wife.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Sorry, i sadly have a wrong basic teaching of the bible, as i was teached by Lutherans until the age of 5 when i broke free of their lies and found the true church.

You're a servant of the anti-Christ, the vicar of Rome; a minion of Satan, aren't you?

You say you were taught by Lutherans, Lutherans do not accept purgatory - for them it is heaven or Hell. (It's hell actually... they have homer pastors.)

[Morbidpriest]

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I wish to apologize for i did not express myself correctly. It was the Martin Luther King church. Its widely known as the Luther church where i used to live.

[Levi Jones]

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I wish to apologize for i did not express myself correctly. It was the Martin Luther King church. Its widely known as the Luther church where i used to live.

So you went to a colored Baptist Church and they taught about that perjera thing?

[Morbidpriest]

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If you want say that they were a bunch of niggers then that is true. I realized at the age of 5 that their teachings don't correspond with the bible.
I was lost for 18 years, in decadence, until i understood the bible. I moved into the wilderness, where with nothing but my bible and my two hands I've built a house, storage facilities and planted a few fields.
My wife is my neighbors daughter who i married after teaching her the word of god.
I pray every day to god, that he forgives my foolishness and the wrong-teachings of the slave-race.

[BelieverInGod]

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Racism is not tolerated here, please don't use that word.
Racism

You may want to refresh yourself on the rules.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=5610&highlight=racism

And before you come back at me for being a woman, realize that I am a True Christian woman and have my husbands permission for posting here.

[Morbidpriest]

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It is not racism, it is the will of god.
No christian man would let a woman unsupervised in a public and oped discussion place.

[Levi Jones]

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It is not racism, it is the will of god.
No christian man would let a woman unsupervised in a public and oped discussion place.

Let me explain the hierarchy here for you.

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