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  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373

    #31
    Re: You call yourself true Christians?

    Originally posted by ChristBoat View Post
    America as it is today did not exist in Jesus' time, how can it be considered God's country?
    There are no limits to what God can do! Luke 18:27 "And he said, The things which are impossible with men are possible with God."
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445

      #32
      Re: You call yourself true Christians?

      Originally posted by ChristBoat View Post
      I honestly did not know there were such people that would take God's word and twist it to such hatred, use it to justify such sins.
      Could you please specify where we did that? It is very well possible that we said things about God which do not fit with the image of God you learned from other people, but that is clearly because the people who taught you your image of God do not have a clue about what's written in the Bible. How can you say that we are twisting the Bible if you yourself do not have any clue what's written in There in the first place? That's ridiculous.

      Originally posted by ChristBoat View Post
      Believe it or not, the Bible does not have a passage for everything.
      You talk a lot about what is and is not in the Bible, considering the fact that you are someone who cannot support any of his viewpoints with Scripture without a Bible within arm's reach.

      Originally posted by ChristBoat View Post
      It is obvious that I have failed to spread Jesus' word and that you will all go to hell, I see no reason to stay here any longer.
      Well, what did you expect? How can you teach Jesus' Word if you have absolutely no knowledge of the Word yourself? You might just as well try to teach an African Swahili without any knowledge of the language, and then start complaining if they correct you on your grammar.
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • The Red Caped Diver
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jun 2010
        • 10

        #33
        Re: You call yourself true Christians?

        ChristBoat...you speak the truth. A Christian is someone who believes that Jesus is the Messiah. Period
        The man who doesn't fear death obviously hasn't experienced it yet.

        CHRISTIAN: Someone who believes Jesus was the Messiah. Just because you believe in Christ doesn't make you Christian. Muslims believe Jesus was the prophet of God, but not the Messiah.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #34
          Re: You call yourself true Christians?

          Originally posted by The Red Caped Diver View Post
          ChristBoat...you speak the truth. A Christian is someone who believes that Jesus is the Messiah. Period
          Many people whom you would call Christians will go to hell:

          Matt. 7:21-23: Not every one that saith unto me, Lord, Lord, shall enter into the kingdom of heaven; but he that doeth the will of my Father which is in heaven. Many will say to me in that day, Lord, Lord, have we not prophesied in thy name? and in thy name have cast out devils? and in thy name done many wonderful works? And then will I profess unto them, I never knew you: depart from me, ye that work iniquity.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Honest man
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jun 2010
            • 16

            #35
            Re: You call yourself true Christians?

            This is one of the most disturbing websites I have ever seen. You fail at some of the most fundamental requirements of Christianity. You imagine that your parrot like knowledge of the Bible and your subsequent bizarre and twisted interpretations of its verses are enough to convince others that you have beaten a clear path to heaven and that they should follow.
            You refer to people as unsaved trash etc. Dear me, how awful is that? God made man in his own image, does that mean nothing to you?
            You should have respect for the word of God and not use it as a tool to pursue your nasty ways.

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            • LydiaJohnson
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Dec 2009
              • 36

              #36
              Re: You call yourself true Christians?

              It is because we respect the word of God that we protect it from the likes of you.

              God created man and the world as he intended it, and it perverted scum like you who are corrupting and twisting it for your own pleasure.

              The only was to be a TrueChristian is to follow the world of the Bible to the letter WITHOUT QUESTION.

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              • Levi Jones
                Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                 
                • Jul 2009
                • 13930

                #37
                Re: You call yourself true Christians?

                Originally posted by Honest man View Post
                God made man in his own image, does that mean nothing to you?
                Indeed He did.

                Exodus 20:5 I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me;
                Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                • True Disciple
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2445

                  #38
                  Re: You call yourself true Christians?

                  Originally posted by Honest man View Post
                  This is one of the most disturbing websites I have ever seen. You fail at some of the most fundamental requirements of Christianity.
                  Many visitors here say this. Very few bother to tell us which "fundamental requirements" that would be.

                  You imagine that your parrot like knowledge of the Bible and your subsequent bizarre and twisted interpretations of its verses are enough to convince others that you have beaten a clear path to heaven and that they should follow.
                  I must respectfully disagree with you here. We attempt to do what the Bible says, not to interpret it to make it mean something else. You might notice that ChristBoat here, despite venting the same objections as you, never actually bothered to point out where we "interpreted" Scripture wrong, or how it should be "interpreted" according to him.

                  Saying "you're wrong" is easy. Backing it up with Scripture is somewhat harder, as it requires you to be right. Please point out where we derive from Scripture, or drop your accusations and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior.

                  You refer to people as unsaved trash etc. Dear me, how awful is that? God made man in his own image, does that mean nothing to you?
                  Man is made in God's image, but the difference between man as he originally was created and man as he is now, is that man has fallen into sin. This means that we are all unsaved, unless we accept Jesus Christ as our Lord and Savior, as numerous Scripture Verses attest. Why shouldn't we be honest about that? Why shouldn't we warn unsaved trash for the evils of their ways, and the unquenchable flames that await them at the end of their lives?

                  You should have respect for the word of God and not use it as a tool to pursue your nasty ways.
                  You're turning the world upside down right now. We didn't choose our ways and then looked for Scripture to justify it, we looked into Scripture, and then made sure our ways were conform Scriptural Morality. If our ways are nasty to you, then the Bible is nasty to you, I'm sorry to say. Can you give me an example where our ways are unscriptural?
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                  • Honest man
                    Unsaved trash
                    Under Investigation
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 16

                    #39
                    Re: You call yourself true Christians?

                    This is so strange. I was always taught that anyone who does anything to the extreme will be dangerous.

                    Lydia Johnson

                    It is because we respect the word of God that we protect it from the likes of you.

                    God created man and the world as he intended it, and it perverted scum like you who are corrupting and twisting it for your own pleasure.

                    The only was to be a TrueChristian is to follow the world of the Bible to the letter WITHOUT QUESTION.
                    Lydia, it is quite obvious that you have some sort of problem interacting with others. Who are the likes of me? What gives you the right to make judgment on me? Perverted scum? Where have I said anything to make you think I am a pervert? I have not corrupted anything ever in my life.
                    Please do remember Lydia you are still being referred to as "Unsaved Trash" and because you are not American, you will always be trash to them, I know I am married to an American. They will court your support as long as you act as fanatical as they are. Go on ask them to pay for you to go and join them, or are you not allowed to travel under the mental Health Act 1983?

                    True Disciple.
                    Your buddy Levi is a freak(he just sent me an infraction because I was "Going yappity yap yap yappity") but you are dangerous. You are complex and too powerful to be involved in religion, it makes you a liability.

                    You are quite aware of the Christian attributes you fall short of, the tolerance and caring type things. You are just another bunch of American church crazies. Rev Jim Jones was a notable other.

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                    • True Disciple
                      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                      True Christian™
                      • Nov 2009
                      • 2445

                      #40
                      Re: You call yourself true Christians?

                      Originally posted by Honest man View Post
                      This is so strange. I was always taught that anyone who does anything to the extreme will be dangerous.
                      So anything that goes against something you "always have been taught" is strange?

                      I have not corrupted anything ever in my life.
                      Do not lie. All have sinned:

                      Romans 3:23:

                      For all have sinned, and come short of the glory of God


                      Please do remember Lydia you are still being referred to as "Unsaved Trash"
                      I think Sister Lydia is well on her way to be elevated to Forum Member status, unlike you.

                      and because you are not American, you will always be trash to them, I know I am married to an American.
                      So your wife sees you as trash? I'm sorry to hear that.

                      True Disciple.
                      Your buddy Levi is a freak(he just sent me an infraction because I was "Going yappity yap yap yappity") but you are dangerous. You are complex and too powerful to be involved in religion, it makes you a liability.
                      You are really hateful. First you call good Brother Levi, one of our finest Youth Pastors, a freak, and then you accuse me of being dangerous because I am "complex and powerful," though I am at a loss what you mean with that.

                      You well deserved that infraction, which is handed out to anyone who just comes here to senselessly whine about things he does not understand.

                      You are quite aware of the Christian attributes you fall short of, the tolerance and caring type things.
                      Could you then back this up with Scripture?

                      You are just another bunch of American church crazies. Rev Jim Jones was a notable other.
                      Jim Jones was an America-hating communist, well known for his democratic leanings, who made people worship himself instead of God. He is burning in Hell. He therefore can't be compared with, for example, Pastor Ezekiel or Pastor Deacon Fred.

                      Why are you being so hateful and insulting? Haven't you learned somewhere in your life to behave respectfully in a conversation, and to provide argumentations whenever you make outrageous claims, like the one that we wouldn't be True Christians(tm)?
                      Sweet Lord Jesus,
                      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                      Amen.

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                      • Honest man
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 16

                        #41
                        Re: You call yourself true Christians?

                        I just saw this:

                        Iceland PUNISHED for insulting God and Landover: PROOF that God answers prayers!

                        You prayed for people to be endangered?
                        Just like the fanatical Islamists.

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                        • True Disciple
                          True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                          Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                          Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                          True Christian™
                          • Nov 2009
                          • 2445

                          #42
                          Re: You call yourself true Christians?

                          Originally posted by Honest man View Post
                          You prayed for people to be endangered?
                          Just like the fanatical Islamists.
                          We are not like mooselimbs, as they deny that Jesus was the Son of God, and as such certainly will go to Hell.

                          And we prayed for Iceland like that for a reason. They insulted God and True Christians(tm), and proudly boasted of their many sins. What I did there, just like my True Christian(tm) Brothers and Sisters, was to pray for our enemies as David prayed for his enemies. You might have noticed that all my prayers there were taken literally from the Psalms.

                          And it does not really matter to me whether or not you disagree: you might have noticed that we started praying mid-February before the first eruption on March the 21st. That volcano hadn't erupted for 200 years, so we couldn't have known it would a month later. This is proof that God answered our prayers, and agrees with us on the Icelandic eskimo issue.
                          Sweet Lord Jesus,
                          I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                          Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                          Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                          Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                          Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                          Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                          Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                          Amen.

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                          • Levi Jones
                            Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                            Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                            Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                             
                            • Jul 2009
                            • 13930

                            #43
                            Re: You call yourself true Christians?

                            Originally posted by Honest man View Post
                            I just saw this:

                            Iceland PUNISHED for insulting God and Landover: PROOF that God answers prayers!

                            You prayed for people to be endangered?
                            Just like the fanatical Islamists.
                            Considering you have never read the Bible yet claim to be Christian, you have never read Psalms' imprecatory prayers. If it was good enough for King David, it's good enough for us.

                            Psalm 139:19-24 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men. For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
                            Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
                            I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.
                            Search me, O God, and know my heart: try me, and know my thoughts:
                            And see if there be any wicked way in me, and lead me in the way everlasting.
                            Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #44
                              Re: You call yourself true Christians?

                              Originally posted by Honest man View Post
                              You fail at some of the most fundamental requirements of Christianity.
                              And what are those requirements? We follow the Bible to the letter. Maybe you are just making up Christianity as you go along.
                              Originally posted by Honest man View Post
                              ...your parrot like knowledge of the Bible...
                              You mean perfect recall? This bothers you? You are just intimidated by true religious devotion.
                              Originally posted by Honest man View Post
                              You refer to people as unsaved trash etc. Dear me, how awful is that?
                              It's a good thing we do. Like you for instance, seem to believe you are saved, just making up "fundamental requirements" as you go along. It's a good thing we informed you that you were damned. Now, maybe, you have a chance at salvation.
                              Originally posted by Honest man View Post
                              You should have respect for the word of God and not use it as a tool to pursue your nasty ways.
                              You're the one who's bothered by our ability to cite scripture. We respect the word of God by applying it in our lives, not by discouraging other people from quoting it.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • BelieverInGod
                                Fourm Member
                                Forum Member
                                • Feb 2010
                                • 9269

                                #45
                                Re: You call yourself true Christians?

                                Originally posted by Honest man View Post
                                I just saw this:

                                Iceland PUNISHED for insulting God and Landover: PROOF that God answers prayers!

                                You prayed for people to be endangered?
                                Just like the fanatical Islamists.
                                Uh.... we prayed, God answered.

                                If we were Muslim we would of flown a plane or at least driven a bomb laden camel into the volcano.

                                Can you not see the difference?
                                Drama queen

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