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  • McClement
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jun 2010
    • 23

    #31
    Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction

    Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
    Not married yet? Wow, I am at a loss for words. Mo fiancée either? Were your parents unable to arrange one for you? Do you have an infirmity or (Heaven forbid) a penchant for the men like David 'The Hoff' Hassellhoff (I know how the foreign gay boys just love him)?

    Well Mike, I sort of wish you were a bit more fluent in the Bible. I know it brings a tear to bay Jesus's eye when people forget the one and only, book He had written.

    You need to include the non-Christians in your daily activities. Invite them over for struddle. Have a few Bibles laying about. Tell them about a funny story you read in it. Tell them about the glorious battles and all the blood and guts graphically described, young boys like that.
    Nope, i ain't married. And nope, i said no girlfriend = no fiancée or whatever you call it and nope my parent are not going to choose me a woman, and dont think they would like too even if i led them do it

    Hehe, i became christian 3 years ago, som i have only read through the bible a 2 times and is on it for the third time.

    I'm taking part in the local Christian youth association. and i invite friends to it offen. Not offen they wanna come, but it happends But to be honest many of my friends i had from before i became christian doesn't wanna talk to me after i turned to christ.

    I dont think bloodstories is how Jesus would like it

    Mikkel

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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445

      #32
      Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction

      Originally posted by McClement View Post
      Im not saying your are a zombie. IM saying what the bible says right there in that verse. Jesus lives IN me. He doesn't CONTROL(like sitting with a joypad moving me around) me.
      Well, if you think for a while about that statement, you must realize that it is ridiculous. If Jesus wouldn't do anything when He lives in you, what exactly would be the point of it? The point of Jesus living in you (and you yourself not living in you, that's something the Verse says as well) is that He guides your actions now, not you yourself anymore. You can't even do that if you'd try, because you do not live anymore in yourself.

      So what you are saying is, that you never had a bad thought about a person, and you never get angry and that you never is going to see another woman and think, see looked pretty, and never ever dishonour your parents?
      Of course I have experienced this in my life, but as I am washed in the Blood of the Lamb, my sins are forgiven, and I can't sin anymore (1 John 3:9).
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • James Hutchins
        True Christian™
        Just a Regular Nice Guy
         
        • Jun 2009
        • 29453

        #33
        Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction

        Originally posted by McClement View Post
        Im not saying your are a zombie. IM saying what the bible says right there in that verse. Jesus lives IN me. He doesn't CONTROL(like sitting with a joypad moving me around) me. So what you are saying is, that you never had a bad thought about a person, and you never get angry and that you never is going to see another woman and think, see looked pretty, and never ever dishonour your parents?

        Mikkel
        Of course Jesus does not control us. He gave us Free Will(tm).

        I had bad thoughts before I was Saved(c). Since then, I never have them. When confrontd by a situation I am upset about (perceptually good or bad) I ask God how to behave. I know if I do as he commands, I will go to Heaven. All I need to know.
        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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        • Billy Bob Jenkins
          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
          Hates anal sex. And trees.
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 8337

          #34
          Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction

          Originally posted by McClement View Post
          And since when is spelling okay according to the bible?
          What does that mean? If you're retarded you should've warned us up front.
          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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          • McClement
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jun 2010
            • 23

            #35
            Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction

            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
            I had bad thoughts before I was Saved©. Since then, I never have them. When confrontd by a situation I am upset about (perceptually good or bad) I ask God how to behave. I know if I do as he commands, I will go to Heaven. All I need to know.
            How can you say you never are tempted to sin in anyway? it's still said in the bible that we are still sinners, and that the rebirth that your pall talks about is not like we never can sin again, but that we now are saved in jesus, and that jesus guides us yes, but he doesn't make us immortal to sins. just to be tempted to sin is a sin in itself. And if all of you in this community can say your'e never temptet to sin, why sit here, because you are gods if it's true what youre saying.

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29453

              #36
              Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction

              Mike, it is easy. God enters you and you become filled with His Love. He removes all temptation in return for a lifetime commitment by me to Him. I know this may be hard for you to grasp as you are a mere wide eyed partial Christian. But once you truly and completely give yourself to God, will your eyes be opened as well as your heart. Only then could you dream of becomeing a True Christian™. Once God comes over you and coats you with his thick Love, you will find all sin and temptation is gone. You will only have eyes for Him.
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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              • True Disciple
                True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                True Christian™
                • Nov 2009
                • 2445

                #37
                Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction

                Originally posted by McClement View Post
                How can you say you never are tempted to sin in anyway? it's still said in the bible that we are still sinners, and that the rebirth that your pall talks about is not like we never can sin again, but that we now are saved in jesus, and that jesus guides us yes, but he doesn't make us immortal to sins. just to be tempted to sin is a sin in itself. And if all of you in this community can say your'e never temptet to sin, why sit here, because you are gods if it's true what youre saying.
                You're ignoring all we are saying. Why can't you just read this Verse:

                1 John 3:9:

                Whosoever is born of God doth not commit sin; for his seed remaineth in him: and he cannot sin, because he is born of God.


                You see? He cannot sin. Cannot. That means that it is impossible for him to do that. Do you understand?
                Sweet Lord Jesus,
                I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                Amen.

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                • McClement
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 23

                  #38
                  Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction

                  but you still say you sin... doesn't make any sence does it?

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                  • James Hutchins
                    True Christian™
                    Just a Regular Nice Guy
                     
                    • Jun 2009
                    • 29453

                    #39
                    Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction

                    Originally posted by McClement View Post
                    but you still say you sin... doesn't make any sence does it?
                    Mike, you need to get a dictionary. Read With comprehension
                    You can do it!
                    Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                    Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                    Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                    Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                    Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                    Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                    • McClement
                      Confirmed Enemy of God
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 23

                      #40
                      Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction



                      it's funny you keep deleting this

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                      • True Disciple
                        True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                        Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                        Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                        True Christian™
                        • Nov 2009
                        • 2445

                        #41
                        Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction

                        Originally posted by McClement View Post
                        but you still say you sin... doesn't make any sence does it?
                        What are you talking about? I cannot sin, I said, so, no, I don't sin, not anymore since I accepted Christ. Are you suggesting the Bible makes no sense?
                        Sweet Lord Jesus,
                        I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                        Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                        Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                        Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                        Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                        Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                        Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                        Amen.

                        Comment

                        • James Hutchins
                          True Christian™
                          Just a Regular Nice Guy
                           
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 29453

                          #42
                          Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction

                          Originally posted by McClement View Post
                          Mike, no one deleted anything, that I can see. All the posts are in numerical sequence, no numbers skipped. I think it is nice you pointed out the facts of Landover but everyone here pretty much knows them all as many live there. I vist once a week typically and may be buying an estate latter this summer is the demand for untaxed cigarettes continues.
                          Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                          Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                          Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                          Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                          Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                          • McClement
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 23

                            #43
                            Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction

                            Hmm, then tell me why the word "fictions" is involved a few times in that article?

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                            • True Disciple
                              True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                              Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                              Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                              True Christian™
                              • Nov 2009
                              • 2445

                              #44
                              Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction

                              Originally posted by McClement View Post
                              Hmm, then tell me why the word "fictions" is involved a few times in that article?
                              I've used the ctrl-F function of my browser to search for that word, but it didn't find it. You must be confusing things, I think.
                              Sweet Lord Jesus,
                              I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                              Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                              Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                              Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                              Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                              Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                              Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                              Amen.

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                              • McClement
                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 23

                                #45
                                Re: Mikkel Clement - my introduction

                                The Landover Baptist Church is a very Christian[1] Baptist church based in the gated community of Freehold, Iowa. The Landover Baptist web site and its associated Landoverbaptist.net Forum are a divine revelation of fundamentalist Christianity and the Religious Right in the United States.

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