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Hello to all.I am searching for the answer to everything.
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You'll find it in the King James Bible.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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I have been trying to read it but I find the Shakespearean English a bit hard to follow.I know that "Thou" is you and "Speaketh" is said or talk and"Falsehoods" are lies.I am slowly working on it and I hope to better myself.Is there any place that can help me with some of the old word translations?Thank you.Comment
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This is the INTRODUCTIONS thread. That means you INTRODUCE yourself.
Tell us about your church, yourself, and how you came to find Jesus.
I'm sure there must be a story beind your wild username.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Try Brother V's Bible in a Year threads or The Brick Testament.Originally posted by Psychomillionaire View Post
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Matthew 6:19-21 (KJV1611)
19Lay not up for yourselves treasures upon earth, where moth and rust doth corrupt, and where thieves break through and steal:
20But lay up for yourselves treasures in heaven, where neither moth nor rust doth corrupt, and where thieves do not break through nor steal: 21For where your treasure is, there will your heart be also.
I built my house with my own bare hands, out here in the woods with the wild animals and my wife Ethel and my three sons. I suppose you think yer better'n me? Psychomillionaire?The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!
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I do not belong to any church.I have been a professional gambler and amassed a great fortune in cash and worldly goods but I have never been happy.I came across this forum and thought it would be nice to say hi.Comment
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Well, perhaps it is time to thank Baby Jesus for helping you win in the games. The pay pal button is at the bottom of the webpage.Originally posted by Psychomillionaire View Post
Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.
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Thanks Bobby-Joe.Where can I find that?I think I need to give it all away.My life is a mess.I have just come to realize this the other day when I woke up in a Vegas motel with two Venezuelan twin midget hookers,a bag of cocaine the size of a pioneer bag of flour and a lump of hashish that looked like a black forest gateaux.Comment
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The bible is quite clear with regards you never being happy. Firstly you must give away your fortune and then drink strong alcohol to forget your new found poverty and your feeling of misery. As per ...Originally posted by Psychomillionaire View Post
Proverbs 31:7 (King James Version)
7Let him drink, and forget his poverty, and remember his misery no more.2 Chronicles 7:14
14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will healtheir landAustralia.Comment
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If I give away my fortune,stop taking drugs and drink instead,will I be saved?Originally posted by Charli Harley View PostComment
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I would avoid drink if I were you, the KJV states:Originally posted by Psychomillionaire View Post
Proverbs 20
Wine is a mocker, strong drink is raging: and whosoever is deceived thereby is not wise.
I cannot find any scripture that prohibits drugs. But you must still without fail immediately give away all your fortune to the LBC (or other True Christian charities/churches) to be accepted by the Lord.
1 Timothy 6:10
For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows.
I will be praying for you, friend.
6A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
"But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"
Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.
GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.Comment
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Not unless you give it to Jesus. Send me an email and we can discuss the terms privately.Originally posted by Psychomillionaire View Post
Definitely, especially the illegal kind.Originally posted by Psychomillionaire View Post
Jesus turned water into wine, so don't be too hasty.Originally posted by Psychomillionaire View Post
Of course not. Being a nice guy won't get you into Heaven. Read my sermon on the subject HERE.Originally posted by Psychomillionaire View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Thank you Pastor.I read your sermon and I understand completely.I feel I am ready to renounce my old ways and give up my money.I tried to contact you but something called skype keeps popping up.How can I email you?Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View PostComment
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Friend, you are obviously in the throes of a drug coma, as there is an enormous link to the Pastor's email in his signature. I took the liberty of copying it here for you:Originally posted by Psychomillionaire View Post
PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.netProfessor of Creation Science and Flood Geology at Landover Baptist University
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Wherefore lay apart all filthiness and superfluity of naughtiness, and receive with meekness the engrafted word, which is able to save your souls. James 1:21Comment
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