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  • #31
    Re: Hi

    Originally posted by MissDemitria View Post
    1) Not really - some of them are harsh.
    Have you ever heard the term tough love? They were probably just trying to help you become a Christian!

    Originally posted by MissDemitria View Post
    2) Oh , but it is hard to understand :/
    I know, but if I don't understand a line properly I just ask one of the friendly folk at Church or on the forums. I suggest you do the same.

    Originally posted by MissDemitria View Post
    3) I am 21 years old.
    That's a great age, boy I remember when I was 21, back in the good old days. That's almost two years ago now.
    I didn't realize how much of your life you have wasted, you need to start searching for a True Christian(tm) husband!! How are you going to produce a healthy troupe of sons if you don't get married, by your age I already had my first two sons!
    Originally posted by MissDemitria View Post
    4)

    5) Oh i am sorry Mr. Winner *sigh*
    That's okay, I'm sure you'll be calling me by my first name soon enough. You better get reading your Bible!
    6
    A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
    "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

    Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
    If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

    GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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    • #32
      Re: Hi

      1) Well maybe they were.

      2) great idea !

      3) I am sorry , but are you married already? Maybe i will get one after my degree.

      4) Are you single Mr. Winner? *sigh* You seems to be a good guy .

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      • #33
        Re: Hi

        Originally posted by MissDemitria View Post
        3) I am sorry , but are you married already? Maybe i will get one after my degree.
        Of course! I married when I was 17, so you could say I was a late starter. My wife was annoying as hell, but a few years, and several beatings later she's quiet as a mouse. What are you doing your degree in?

        Originally posted by MissDemitria View Post
        4) Are you single Mr. Winner? *sigh* You seems to be a good guy .
        It looks like my courtesy and charm have got me into trouble again. Girls see the Friendliest Fellow in Freehold and Punched the Most Queers monikers and go weak at the knees. I'm off the market.

        ...and Demitria, to marry a True Christian™, you need to be a True Christian™. No good man of Landover would accept anything less.

        Demonstrate your love for Jesus and your knowledge of the Bible. I believe you have it in you! Try to quote the Bible whenever possible on the forums!
        6
        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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        • #34
          Re: Hi

          1) 17? wow Geology - It was so much fun to learn Geology. I need to have my degree get married and finish my Master and phD.

          2) Hahahaha you are so funny Mr. Winner. Yes you are charming. :/

          3) Yes i will try to be a True Christian™ as soon as possible and i find a husband like you. At least you still have respect for woman. ^^

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