[Phebe Carlyle]

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Hello Christopher!

Well, it seems that you have arrived here just in time! Welcome to Salvation!

That yoga business however, MUST stop immediately. I am also a little concerned at your meditation. Not that I am saying it is a bad thing to meditate as it is allowed in the Bible, but you must be wary of what you meditate on/about.

Psalm 77:12

I will meditate also of all thy work, and talk of thy doings.

Psalm 119:15

I will meditate in thy precepts, and have respect unto thy ways.

Meditate on these verses too for each verse shall give you insight about when and where and how to meditate: Genesis 24:63, Joshua 1:8, Psalm 1:2, Psalm 5:1, Psalm 19:14, Psalm 49:3, Psalm 119:48, Psalm 119:78, Psalm 119:97, Psalm 119:99, Psalm 119:148, Luke 21:14, 1 Timothy 4:15.


I do commend you for your very passionate views as to Bible study. One can certainly NEVER get enough of that! I believe that Jesus is smiling down on you!

As you are having a difficult time finding a right Church, perhaps keeping idle hands busy may be a good thing for you right now.

Merely a suggestion of course but have you thought about building yourself a prayer closet?

http://www.ehow.com/how_5637873_build-own-prayer-closet.html

My Pastor made one for me and I have never looked back and always feel closer to Jesus when in there!!

Matthew 6:6

But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.


Gosh, I have waffled on long enough. Again, welcome new friend and I certainly look forward to interacting with you again very soon.

YIC,

WS.

PS: What is your favorite pie?

[True Disciple]

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Hello, allow me to humbly introduce myself. I am Christopher, a former sinner.

Welcome, Christopher!

I was once blind; a man who cared little for religion but who never believed the rubbish spouted to me by so called "teachers" about evolution. Fish turned into frogs, frogs turned into monkeys, monkeys turne... GIVE ME A BREAK. I decided to forget it all, I believed in nothing, I had no faith.

Exactly, that is what atheist "science" does with people. Creation Scientists realize, of course, that all of this evilution crap is just one big conspiracy. As is all of science.

Until I found The Bible. I was annoyed that a "woman" I knew from work attempted to disagree with my idea regarding efficiency- she was kissing her "girlfriend" during working hours (which I found physically revolting)

Yes, I have that as well. In fact, when I see such a thing, parts of my body I never given any second thoughts about suddenly sprang into action, which I think is the Holy Ghost stirring inside me because of the revolting nature of such a sight.

And the only Bible I have every owned is King James. I know not whether this is good or bad.

That is very good, as there is no other Bible. True, some things are called a Bible (the NIV, for example), but they aren't, they are perversions of God's Holy Word, designed to lead people into eternal sodomy in Hell.

It's good to have you on the forums.

[VA W.A.S.P.]

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Too bad you are stuck in Europe. If you were in God's country, I would suggest going to a batting cage instead of dealing with that bullshit yoga.

Your next best option is to find start cutting firewood. Use an ax like a man. Split wood, keep your body in shape, and use this time to reflect.

[VA W.A.S.P.]

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Too bad you are stuck in Europe. If you were in God's country, I would suggest going to a batting cage instead of dealing with that crap yoga.

Your next best option is to find start cutting firewood. Use an ax like a man. Split wood, keep your body in shape, and use this time to reflect.

Yes, sorry about the language in this message. I just get so fired up reading about things like yoga that my social censor and etiquette fly out the window! Apologies, and it won't happen again!

[WinnerNotSinner]

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I have never met more friendly people, but I expected no less from true Christians like yourselves.

@Lydia : Dover, eh? I can't say I've ever been there but judging from your location maybe that's not such a bad thing after all. Maybe we would be better off born American? I suppose we will just have to make the best out of our lives that we can, even if we are not in Gods own country.

@wintersnow : I have full faith in your teachings on yoga, coming here I was such a foolish dog. An argument I could present is that I was doing it with no knowledge that it linked to Hindooism, but I fully accept this as something that will rightly crop up on judgement day. I can't stand that crock of shit Hindooism: (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/8709575.stm) Are they aware this is traditionally a Christian country (before all this British acceptance of homosexuality and sheer disobedience of Gods will)? I will make sure to build myself a prayer closet pronto, thank you for your kind words.

@truedisciple : It is absolute nons(ci)ense; what I do not understand is why a book written a few decades ago has brainwashed so many weak souls against true Christianity - it makes me want to breakdown when I hear children are still taught this rubbish in schools now. Instead of trying to study "DNA" (notice the atheists cunning invention of acronyms and long words to deceive everyone) maybe they should start studying the, as you say, KJ Bible (I am glad I have the right one)

@WASP : No apology is necessary, I would feel just like you if someone stirred me in such a way with unholy acts. It's like a Muslim coming to try and convince me to wear a turban. (a.k.a. bomb ) on my head. Your advice concerning taking up wood-cutting instead comes with difficulties for me. In Gods country, you are free to cut down trees (as we know, man has power over all nature), but here trees are protected by "The National Trust" - some devil-fueled organisation who think they own the rights to nature.

If it were up to me I would go out, cut down a tree and build a prayer closet; but by doing so I would be subject to inhumane imprisonment. I seem to have prattled on, I do apologise.

[Felicity]

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@WinnerNotSinner Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

[WinnerNotSinner]

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@WinnerNotSinner Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Thank you Felicity. Yes let us all join hands (in the formation of man-woman-man-woman).

[Jedediah]

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Welcome, WinnerNotSinner. I understand that you are at a disadvantage by having been born in England, which ceased to be God's favored nation when the Godly Puritans brought the Gospel to our hallowed shores. However, with our guidance, you too can find Salvation(tm) despite your unfortunate provenance.

It is heartening to see that you accept the error of your demonic yoga practice and your attendance of the false church of England. So many unsaved trash fail to recognize their folly and persist in their wickedness.

Proverbs 26:11
As a dog returneth to his vomit, so a fool returneth to his folly.

Heed the Pastors' words, study the KJV 1611 as if your life depended on it (it does!), and live by every Word of God contained within. It will truly be glorious when we are all fellowshipping in Heaven together.

Praise Him!

[MissDemitria]

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Hello

Since i can't reply your message on your profile , so i just going to write to you here.

Can you tell me then , how to be saved , cleaned and love by Jesus? Because i am dying to know

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Oh hello there, you bumped my really old thread just to speak to me, how kind of you!

You seem like a nice, friendly person, begging to be bathe with us True Christians™ in the blood of Jesus Christ. You are lucky, very lucky, to have found your way on to these forums. There is only one way to become Saved© Demi, and that is to follow GOD's Word! Now I would recommend the following to your kind soul for your express pass into Heaven:
1. Buy yourself a KJV1611 Bible, or pick one up from your local church for FREE!
2. Don't be slutty (I'm not saying you are, but just avoid it, the LORD hates your curves)
3. Read the KJV! Every rule and requirement, every essential element of Christianity is between the two covers of that book.
4. Read the threads on this forum to get a taste of what being a good Christian really is; some may disagree with us but we are the ones following the Bible! Pay special attention to Auntie Flo's Shack, where you can learn how to juggle being a modern woman with Biblical law.
5. Finally, join your local baptist Church, and spread the Holy Word to whoever will listen.

Hopefully this has been some help to you. I'm confident you can do it, Miss. I have!!!


PS, You can't write on people profiles until you are deemed worthy of being a Forum Member, not Unsaved Trash.

[MissDemitria]

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Oh - You just seem to be the perfect person for me for asking these type of question. You are friendly and strict at the same time. - which is good .

I will try to buy one tomorrow and i really really want to find the translation to a simpler English.

Don't worry , i don't even like to show off my body to people like almost other teenager does. I am still a virgin too.

I will go to your church , yes , but only after i read the KJV Bible.

Thank you again Chris for helping me and having your confidence to me ( That is just big , I really touched )


PS . Thank you for the information ^-^

[María Gálvez-Villalobos]

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Oh - You just seem to be the perfect person for me for asking these type of question. You are friendly and strict at the same time. - which is good .

I will try to buy one tomorrow and i really really want to find the translation to a simpler English.

Don't worry , i don't even like to show off my body to people like almost other teenager does. I am still a virgin too.

I will go to your church , yes , but only after i read the KJV Bible.

Thank you again Chris for helping me and having your confidence to me ( That is just big , I really touched )


PS . Thank you for the information ^-^

Is really nice this to hear you say this Demetria! Nice but estrange name - is from Grease this? Welcome too!

YIC, Mari.

[MissDemitria]

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Im sorry i can'r reply your message on your profile.

No , i don't really know where the name come from - Mexican maybe?

Thank you Mari

Love ,

Demitria

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Oh - You just seem to be the perfect person for me for asking these type of question. You are friendly and strict at the same time. - which is good .

Thanks, I really do try, even if some of the trash who walk into this forum make me physically sick . I think you'll find all Christians here are friendly and welcoming.

I will try to buy one tomorrow and i really really want to find the translation to a simpler English.

Hmm, I'd watch out here Miss D. Many of the easier to read Bibles are watered down sissy versions, written by hippies. Stick to the KJV; it's the official infallible Word of GOD, King James said so.

Don't worry , i don't even like to show off my body to people like almost other teenager does. I am still a virgin too.

I am happy to hear that, fornication is a surefire way of annoying our Big Friend in the Sky. How old are you?

I will go to your church , yes , but only after i read the KJV Bible.

Great!

Thank you again Chris for helping me and having your confidence to me ( That is just big , I really touched )

Call me Mr. Winner, please. I abhor informality with the unsaved.

[MissDemitria]

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1) Not really - some of them are harsh.

2) Oh , but it is hard to understand :/

3) I am 21 years old.

4)

5) Oh i am sorry Mr. Winner *sigh*