[Saint Clem]

Re: Gday from Australia

Saint Clem,
Does your wife have any pie recipes she could kindly share with me? Daddy is getting sick of koala and mango potato top pie.

I shall make enquiries of my wife when we next meet, Charli Harley, for I am most mostly preoccupied with studying the sacred Scriptures in the quiet and solitude of the spare room.

I agree, koala and mango potato top pie is delicious, however one does require a culinary change from time to time.

May I recommend Kookaburra stew to you, Charli, it beats the hell out of Magpie casserole.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Gday from Australia

Saint Clem,
Does your wife have any pie recipes she could kindly share with me? Daddy is getting sick of koala and mango potato top pie.

May I respectfully suggest a light dusting of powdered emu, and a sprinking of peppermint gum leaves. It's surprising what a difference it makes - it adds a certain piquancy.

I thank you most sincerely BFDeref.

I will try that when my fast is over.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Gday from Australia

Charli, Clem shame on you

You have seemed to have forgotten one of the great Australian food staples, STEAK.
Not your namby pamby foreign steak but real Australian steak
I.e. GOD's own steak from the country that is home to real steak a mans steak........... Australia.

Although it pains me to say it everyone knows that American steaks are Homo steaks. Steaks from un-Godly Homosexual steers whereas Australian steaks are from 100% Heterosexual breeding stock.

Likewise all our Lamb products are from 100% Heterosexual sheep wheras American sheep sadly have a high incidence of Homosexual activity.

BTW - This another reason that Sam Keckovich (Gods lessor known second son for the uninitiated) recommends highly Aussie "Heterosexual" Lamb

I can't explain it but it is all part of the Lords plan

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Gday from Australia

Charli, Clem shame on you

You have seemed to have forgotten one of the great Australian food staples, STEAK.
Not your namby pamby foreign steak but real Australian steak
I.e. GOD's own steak from the country that is home to real steak a mans steak........... Australia.

Although it pains me to say it everyone knows that American steaks are Homo steaks. Steaks from un-Godly Homosexual steers whereas Australian steaks are from 100% Heterosexual breeding stock.

Likewise all our Lamb products are from 100% Heterosexual sheep wheras American sheep sadly have a high incidence of Homosexual activity.

BTW - This another reason that Sam Keckovich (Gods lessor known second son for the uninitiated) recommends highly Aussie "Heterosexual" Lamb

I can't explain it but it is all part of the Lords plan

Because your farmers have sex with them, does not make the animal homo or heterosexual. A steer is a eunuch, not a homer and it is done so that their meat is better marbled.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Gday from Australia

Because your farmers have sex with them, does not make the animal homo or heterosexual. A steer is a eunuch, not a homer and it is done so that their meat is better marbled.

Please be advised that you are misinformed as:

1. Steers can & do attmept homosexual unions. (Outside of Australia anyway)
2. There have been unconfirmed reports of random bestiality events- This has been attributed to foreigners attemting to sabotuage our export industies

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Gday from Australia

Please be advised that you are misinformed as:

1. Steers can & do attmept homosexual unions. (Outside of Australia anyway)
2. There have been unconfirmed reports of random bestiality events- This has been attributed to foreigners attemting to sabotuage our export industies

Your talking to someone who grew up with 300 head in their back yard.

I used to pick out a steer I turned into a 'pet' every calving season. Of course with names like T-Bone I knew exactly where they were going. and I never saw my steers humping each other.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

Please be advised that you are misinformed as:

1. Steers can & do attmept homosexual unions. (Outside of Australia anyway)
2. There have been unconfirmed reports of random bestiality events- This has been attributed to foreigners attemting to sabotuage our export industies

I would just like to clarify something here Mr Davidson. Much of the beef we here in Australia eat is imported into the country. The cattle raised here for the most part is exported around the world for others to enjoy. We see little if any of it, so that said, you must then, by your own words, be consuming "homer" beef!

So when you see certain tender cuts in Woolworths, Coles or Safeway with the labelling "Made in Australia" of course it is true! The label WAS made in Australia. Not much else though.

YIC,

WS

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Gday from Australia

I would just like to clarify something here Mr Davidson. Much of the beef we here in Australia eat is imported into the country. The cattle raised here for the most part is exported around the world for others to enjoy. We see little if any of it, so that said, you must then, by your own words, be consuming "homer" beef!

So when you see certain tender cuts in Woolworths, Coles or Safeway with the labelling "Made in Australia" of course it is true! The label WAS made in Australia. Not much else though.


YIC,

WS

Hello Winter Snow - Have you been to / resided in the great state of Victoria....I note you reference to "Safeway" - I believe that the Safeway brand is only in Victoria hence my curiosity

In relation to the "Homer beef" all Australian outlets / supermarkets are regularly submitted to random pathology sampling / testing of all meat.

This is to keep the quality high and the meat free of the Homosexual gene. Likewise all meat producers stock is subjected to same regime

[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

All this talk of eating the flesh of animals that have been made unclean through homosexual acts is an abomination to the Lord. The Lord clearly states this in Leviticus - 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean, and guilty. The Lord will surely bring his wrath against those who continue practice such filthy things.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

All this talk of eating the flesh of animals that have been made unclean through homosexual acts is an abomination to the Lord. The Lord clearly states this in Leviticus - 5:2 Or if a soul touch any unclean thing, whether it be a carcase of an unclean beast, or a carcase of unclean cattle, or the carcase of unclean creeping things, and if it be hidden from him; he also shall be unclean, and guilty. The Lord will surely bring his wrath against those who continue practice such filthy things.

Master Gordon,

I for one only partake of properly hung beasts.

YIC

WS

[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

Master Gordon,

I for one only partake of properly hung beasts.

YIC

WS

Praise the Lord! Sister In Christ the Lord will surely welcome you into his communion of souls in heaven.

[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

This should be a lesson to all - do as Sister Wintersnow does and only partake of well hung meat. The grace of the Lord Jesus goes to all who have well hung meat.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Gday from Australia

This should be a lesson to all - do as Sister Wintersnow does and only partake of well hung meat. The grace of the Lord Jesus goes to all who have well hung meat.

Very true, as I said, I like to look my dinner in the eye. Of course you are correct that it should be well hung.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Gday from Australia

Master Gordon,

I for one only partake of properly hung beasts.

YIC

WS

Hello WinterSnow.

I had a pet calf that Daddy said was "very well hung"!

He is now in pieces in the freezer.

I did make a special pie from what we call the Mountain Oysters!

Very tasty!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

Hello WinterSnow.

I had a pet calf that Daddy said was "very well hung"!

He is now in pieces in the freezer.

I did make a special pie from what we call the Mountain Oysters!

Very tasty!

Hmm, Well the oyster blade is usually a very good cut in a stew, casserole or pot pie filling.

I have however never heard of such a cut you are referring to here in Australia.

WS.