[Saint Clem]

Re: Gday from Australia

Oh no, oh dear, oh golly gosh, I am a struggling new Christian seemingly in a world of pagans and infidels and a Pastor of the blessed Landover Baptist Church or one of his deacons, elders or security has given me a red box!

This red box is not good. This says I am an 'unsaved' sinner who does not tithe to Landover and other things!!!!

Shall I have to slay a goat and offer it up as a pleasing sacrifice to the LORD in order to be reconciled with Him?

In my prayers this morning I said, "Get to my behind Satan."

[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

With prayer and tithing I believe you can be saved Brother St Clem. The Lord loves you.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Gday from Australia

T'is a grim situation we are in as I too have incured the wrath of the elders.

I hope this does not reflect poorly on Australians in general.....

[Saint Clem]

Re: Gday from Australia

Thank you Master Gordon (is your nickname 'Gard'?), it is pleasing to be loved by the LORD.

You also have a red box Swish Davo? What is happening? Yes it is troubling that the good name of all Australian Christians might be brought into disrepute by yours and my failings.

I thought it was just the Danes who were all infidels.

Today's Scripture (Ecclesiastes 1:7 KJV): "All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full."

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Gday from Australia

With prayer and tithing I believe you can be saved Brother St Clem. The Lord loves you.

I wonder if they have Prayer Closets, Master Gordon?

Having one constructed certainly helped me up my time with Jesus.

YIC

WS.

[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

Thank you Master Gordon (is your nickname 'Gard'?), it is pleasing to be loved by the LORD.


You also have a red box Swish Davo? What is happening? Yes it is troubling that the good name of all Australian Christians might be brought into disrepute by yours and my failings.

I thought it was just the Danes who were all infidels.

Today's Scripture (Ecclesiastes 1:7 KJV): "All the rivers run into the sea; yet the sea is not full."

The Lord will always Love you if you do as he says through the one and only true word of God in the KJV of the Bible. Alas sometimes others won't.

[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

I wonder if they have Prayer Closets, Master Gordon?

Having one constructed certainly helped me up my time with Jesus.

YIC

WS.

A good cold prayer closet with a hard stone floor is a good place to kneel and give praise to the Lord.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Gday from Australia

A good cold prayer closet with a hard stone floor is a good place to kneel and give praise to the Lord.

I like to praise the Lord while I work, like a happy negra during the good ole days. That way I kill two birds with one stone, and I can praise the Lord all the live long day.

Right now I am working on building my wife Ethel her own menstra shack. Afterwards I will get to work on a prayer closet. I am always working on some project or another.

[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

I like to praise the Lord while I work, like a happy negra during the good ole days. That way I kill two birds with one stone, and I can praise the Lord all the live long day.

Right now I am working on building my wife Ethel her own menstra shack. Afterwards I will get to work on a prayer closet. I am always working on some project or another.

You are an inspiration to us all Brother Billy Bob, a true hard working Christian man.

[Sister Charli]

Re: Gday from Australia

A good cold prayer closet with a hard stone floor is a good place to kneel and give praise to the Lord.

Daddy made this prayer closet 'specially for me.



Of course I go in their alone. This photo was taken when we had missionary friends stay.

Psalm 88
1: O LORD God of my salvation, I have cried day and night before thee:
2: Let my prayer come before thee: incline thine ear unto my cry;
3: For my soul is full of troubles: and my life draweth nigh unto the grave.

[Warner S. Davidson]

Re: Gday from Australia

That looks like a fine prayer closet....Have you still got the plans???

I think I would like one

Does it have track lighting as I would like to brighten it up with a couple of autographed posters of Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan

[Sister Charli]

Re: Gday from Australia

I will ask Daddy to email you the architectural plans.

I have a large photo of Mrs Betty Bowers in my prayer closet.

I also have a blow up a sheep.


Psalm 23

1The LORD is my shepherd; I shall not want.
2He maketh me to lie down in green pastures: he leadeth me beside the still waters.
3He restoreth my soul: he leadeth me in the paths of righteousness for his name's sake.
4Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

[Master Gordon]

Re: Gday from Australia

That prayer closet looks way to comfortable but it is very very nice I wish mine was like that. Here is a picture of my prayer closet:

[josh.strachan]

Re: Gday from Australia

You fellow Aussies better leave now, these people hate our country: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=42207

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1010

and theres many more, as a Australian, how could you put up with this?

[Redeemed Papist]

Re: Gday from Australia

You fellow Aussies better leave now, these people hate our country: http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=42207

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=1010

and theres many more, as a Australian, how could you put up with this?

There's a world of difference between hating someone and warning them God hates them.

I think you need to calm down a little bit and realise that your tolerance of queers is against God's wishes.