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  • OpenEyes
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    • Jun 2010
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    #1

    OPEN YOUR EYES

  • ThatDamnFinn
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    • Jun 2010
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    #2
    Re: OPEN YOUR EYES

    And the writing, the admistaring of faith, the rituals, the building of religious symbols...list goes on.
    If you have want to see people who frequantly use balck cloathing, you will find atleast one in your nearest church. Its the guy nearest to the altar.
    Perkele = satan (Christians)/the grand-daddy of satan (Dudeson Jarppi)/old Finnish overgod and god of lightning.

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    • Pastor Isaac Peters
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      • Sep 2006
      • 10639

      #3
      Re: OPEN YOUR EYES

      But it won't be humans who cast you into the lake of fire for your disbelief.
      This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
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        #4
        Re: OPEN YOUR EYES

        Originally posted by ThatDamnFinn View Post
        And the writing, the admistaring of faith, the rituals, the building of religious symbols...list goes on.
        Why do you hate Jesus?

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        • OpenEyes
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          • Jun 2010
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          #5
          Re: OPEN YOUR EYES

          God won't cast me in a lake of fire. Because god is against killing. Didn't u get the memo(10 commandments?)

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          • Jack Sparrow
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2010
            • 62

            #6
            Re: OPEN YOUR EYES

            god, heaven, hell, it's all part of the same fairytale, invented to keep people stupid a long time ago

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
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              • Jan 2008
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              #7
              Re: OPEN YOUR EYES

              Originally posted by OpenEyes View Post
              God won't cast me in a lake of fire. Because god is against killing. Didn't u get the memo(10 commandments?)
              As God 'kills' all mortals, that would be a little stupid. In the 10 Commandments, the proscription is upon unlawful killing.

              Originally posted by Jack Sparrow View Post
              god, heaven, hell, it's all part of the same fairytale, invented to keep people stupid a long time ago
              You see, the truth is independent of your vacuous ideas - your opinion is chaff before the wind.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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              • OpenEyes
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                #8
                Re: OPEN YOUR EYES

                Originally posted by Jack Sparrow View Post
                god, heaven, hell, it's all part of the same fairytale, invented to keep people stupid a long time ago
                Yeah its just an excuse to make people obey

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                • Jack Sparrow
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                  • Jun 2010
                  • 62

                  #9
                  Re: OPEN YOUR EYES

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                  • Billy Bob Jenkins
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                    Hates anal sex. And trees.
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                    • May 2010
                    • 8337

                    #10
                    Re: OPEN YOUR EYES

                    Originally posted by OpenEyes View Post
                    God won't cast me in a lake of fire. Because god is against killing. Didn't u get the memo(10 commandments?)
                    What on Earth do you mean??? God loves killing! Here is just a short list of examples:
                    Numbers 16:32-35 (King James Version 1611)

                    32And the earth opened her mouth, and swallowed them up, and their houses, and all the men that appertained unto Korah, and all their goods.
                    33They, and all that appertained to them, went down alive into the pit, and the earth closed upon them: and they perished from among the congregation.
                    34And all Israel that were round about them fled at the cry of them: for they said, Lest the earth swallow us up also. 35And there came out a fire from the LORD, and consumed the two hundred and fifty men that offered incense.

                    Exodus 12:29-30 (King James Version 1611)

                    29And it came to pass, that at midnight the LORD smote all the firstborn in the land of Egypt, from the firstborn of Pharaoh that sat on his throne unto the firstborn of the captive that was in the dungeon; and all the firstborn of cattle. 30And Pharaoh rose up in the night, he, and all his servants, and all the Egyptians; and there was a great cry in Egypt; for there was not a house where there was not one dead.

                    1 Chronicles 21:14 (King James Version 1611)

                    14So the LORD sent pestilence upon Israel: and there fell of Israel seventy thousand men.

                    2 Chronicles 14:9, 12 (King James Version 1611)

                    9And there came out against them Zerah the Ethiopian with an host of a thousand thousand, and three hundred chariots; and came unto Mareshah. 12So the LORD smote the Ethiopians before Asa, and before Judah; and the Ethiopians fled.

                    Exodus 11:4-5 (King James Version 1611)

                    4And Moses said, Thus saith the LORD, About midnight will I go out into the midst of Egypt: 5And all the firstborn in the land of Egypt shall die, from the first born of Pharaoh that sitteth upon his throne, even unto the firstborn of the maidservant that is behind the mill; and all the firstborn of beasts.

                    Psalm 68:21-23 (King James Version 1611)

                    21But God shall wound the head of his enemies, and the hairy scalp of such an one as goeth on still in his trespasses.
                    22The Lord said, I will bring again from Bashan, I will bring my people again from the depths of the sea: 23That thy foot may be dipped in the blood of thine enemies, and the tongue of thy dogs in the same.
                    The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                    • OpenEyes
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                      • Jun 2010
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                      #11
                      Re: OPEN YOUR EYES

                      LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

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                      • James Hutchins
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                        • Jun 2009
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                        #12
                        Re: OPEN YOUR EYES

                        Originally posted by Jack Sparrow View Post
                        <<<<<< Mean picture deleted >>>>>>>>
                        Are you my friend, Jack?
                        Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                        Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                        Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                        Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                        Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                        Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                        • handmaiden
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                          • May 2010
                          • 11588

                          #13
                          Re: OPEN YOUR EYES

                          Originally posted by OpenEyes View Post
                          LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

                          Ah, the pithy rejoinder of a master debater. I must now shake my head in abject sorrow and humilation over this crushing defeat.



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                          • Jack Sparrow
                            Confirmed Enemy of God
                            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                            • Jun 2010
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                            #14
                            Re: OPEN YOUR EYES

                            I don't befriend people I don't know, sorry

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
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                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #15
                              Re: OPEN YOUR EYES

                              Originally posted by Jack Sparrow View Post
                              I don't befriend people I don't know, sorry
                              How do you get to know people you don't befriend? Sounds like a pretty lonely life. No friends. No congregation. No Jesus. I'll bet Landover Baptist is like an oasis of joy for you. Why don't you read the King James Bible of 1611 and give your soul to Jesus? Then you will have friends.
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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