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  • pewpew
    Unsaved Trash
    • Jun 2010
    • 1

    #1

    OH HI THERE.

    I'm a muslim. I do not agree with the practices of your church.

    you should read the Qu'ran instead of the unfiltered piece of crap that is the bible.
  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #2
    Re: OH HI THERE.

    Okay, I'll bite; Show us how we're wrong. Quote the koran and correct us.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • True Disciple
      True Christian™ Creation Scientist
      Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
      Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
      True Christian™
      • Nov 2009
      • 2445

      #3
      Re: OH HI THERE.

      Originally posted by pewpew View Post
      you should read the Qu'ran instead of the unfiltered piece of crap that is the bible.
      Said which ant exactly?

      Sura 27:16-18:
      And there were gathered together unto Solomon his armies of the jinn and humankind, and of the birds, and they were set in battle order;

      Till, when they reached the Valley of the Ants, an ant exclaimed: O ants! Enter your dwellings lest Solomon and his armies crush you, unperceiving.

      And (Solomon) smiled, laughing at her speech, and said: My Lord, arouse me to be thankful for Thy favour wherewith Thou hast favoured me and my parents, and to do good that shall be pleasing unto Thee, and include me in (the number of) Thy righteous slaves.
      Sweet Lord Jesus,
      I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
      Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
      Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
      Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
      Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
      Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
      Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

      Amen.

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      • Felicity
        As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
        True Christian™
        • Apr 2010
        • 4834

        #4
        Re: OH HI THERE.

        @pewpew Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

        Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

        If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!
        I Jesus!

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        • Dirk
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 1425

          #5
          Re: OH HI THERE.

          Originally posted by pewpew View Post
          I'm a muslim. I do not agree with the practices of your church.
          you should read the Qu'ran instead of the unfiltered piece of crap that is the bible.
          Welcome, what church are you attending and what is your favorite scripture?

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          • Purity14
            Forum Member
            Forum Member
            • Jun 2010
            • 37

            #6
            Re: OH HI THERE.

            Originally posted by pewpew View Post
            I'm a muslim. I do not agree with the practices of your church.
            Hello PeeWee, welcome to the forum. I fear you may have arrived at the wrong place to worship your false idol. Im sure there other places on the internet that will tolerate your filth.

            Kind Regards,

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            • Pastor Isaac Peters
              Senior Pastor
              Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
              Always Biblically correct
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 10639

              #7
              Re: OH HI THERE.

              Originally posted by pewpew View Post
              I'm a muslim. I do not agree with the practices of your church.

              you should read the Qu'ran instead of the unfiltered piece of crap that is the bible.
              Dear friend:

              We are Christians. We do not agree with the practices of your mosque.

              Prove to us that the Qur'an is God's Word. Also, please take us to the muddy spring where the sun sets:

              Qur'an 18:86 Till, when he reached the setting-place of the sun, he found it setting in a muddy spring, and found a people thereabout. We said: O Dhu'l-Qarneyn! Either punish or show them kindness.
              This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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              • Austin Strait
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2010
                • 55

                #8
                Re: OH HI THERE.

                Brothers, with the childish name of this individual, lack of proper punctuation and Grammar. I fear this individual is not a Muslim.

                And is in fact a child 'internet troll' sent here to test us. Do not respond to him, doing so is like pouring gas onto a fire.

                What you must do is starve it of attention. It will leave.
                1 Timothy 2:12

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