Hellllllllo.

[Composure]

Hi, I'm Alexander, and I just recently stumbled upon your great forums.

Anywho, I'm 29, and I'm not very good at introductions, so anything you want to know just ask .

[Talitha]

Re: Hellllllllo.

Hello Alexander. Welcome.
Well, it would be nice to know whereabouts you are.
How many Children do you have?
Are you Baptized?
How often do you Pray?
Tell us your own story as to how Jesus Christ came to be your Lord and Savior?

[Composure]

Re: Hellllllllo.

Well, to be completely honest, I'm an ex gay.

So no kids from me, at the moment. I'm struggling, I thought coming to this forum and getting your help would put me on the straight road for good.

I pray every day. and yes, I am baptized.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hellllllllo.

Well, to be completely honest, I'm an ex gay.

So no kids from me, at the moment. I'm struggling, I thought coming to this forum and getting your help would put me on the straight road for good.

I would recommend getting married. The only way to keep the gay away for good is to get yourself in a committed relationship with a woman and start producing lots of sons. Of course, you shouldn't ever touch any of the children, especially not the male children because... well I'm sure as an ex-gay you know how gays are driven to molest babies and turn them into homers themselves.

[Composure]

Re: Hellllllllo.

I would recommend getting married. The only way to keep the gay away for good is to get yourself in a committed relationship with a woman and start producing lots of sons. Of course, you shouldn't ever touch any of the children, especially not the male children because... well I'm sure as an ex-gay you know how gays are driven to molest babies and turn them into homers themselves.

Did you put any thought into this before you ran your fingers and posted that idiotic statement? I AM NOT a child molester. And the fact that you would even assume makes me question your intelligence. Now, I'm going to politely ask you not post on my thread again with that stuff. Amen.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hellllllllo.

Did you put any thought into this before you ran your fingers and posted that idiotic statement? I AM NOT a child molester. And the fact that you would even assume makes me question your intelligence. Now, I'm going to politely ask you not post on my thread again with that stuff. Amen.

I can see that I struck a nerve with that. I sincerely apologize. I understand sometimes overcoming homersexurality can be a gradual process. I didn't mean to have such high expectations of you. Become straight at your own pace. I was only thinking of your future children.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hellllllllo.

Well, to be completely honest, I'm an ex gay.

So no kids from me, at the moment. I'm struggling, I thought coming to this forum and getting your help would put me on the straight road for good.

I pray every day. and yes, I am baptized.

How did you avoid stoning? Did you keep your wicked sodomy a secret?

"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them." Lev 20:13 - KJV

Consider yourself fortunate that you have a second chance to walk with Christ and still be breathing!

Yours in Him and may He be in You!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hellllllllo.

I AM NOT a child molester.

All child molesters say that.

[Composure]

Re: Hellllllllo.

Yes Rubicon, I kept is a deep dark secret. Besides, stoning is so first century anyway.

Come on CrankyOldMan, you can do better than that. I've heard better comebacks from young whippersnappers.

[Felicity]

Re: Hellllllllo.

@Composure Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!

If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Hellllllllo.

I've heard better comebacks from young whippersnappers.

Laugh all you want my silly friend. In the end you will have eternity in the fires of Hell to cry about your endless stupidity.

[Composure]

Re: Hellllllllo.

Felecity: I'm assuming this is why we don't allow women online, I mean.

If you didn't do that yet, it would be great if you could make a thread of your own in the introductions section of the forum! That way everyone here can meet you and see how much you love Jesus!

Now please, point your attention to the top of the forum, and look at the "The introduction forum" and eat you words. Praise Jesus.

Cranky Old Guy: My endless stupidity? But you're the one posting threads about all this hate, that have no merit behind them, I mean come on mister, God hates liars almost as much as he hates gays.

If you don't have anything nice or Christian to say, please refrain from posting on my thread, as I'm coming here to receive the word of God, not the word of false prophets. Amen.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hellllllllo.

Felecity: I'm assuming this is why we don't allow women online, I mean.



Now please, point your attention to the top of the forum, and look at the "The introduction forum" and eat you words. Praise Jesus.

Cranky Old Guy: My endless stupidity? But you're the one posting threads about all this hate, that have no merit behind them, I mean come on mister, God hates liars almost as much as he hates gays.

If you don't have anything nice or Christian to say, please refrain from posting on my thread, as I'm coming here to receive the word of God, not the word of false prophets. Amen.

Do not mock True Christians™. Sister Felicity and COM are merely trying to get you right with Christ. Why do you hate our Lord Jesus so much?

Is it your inclination for sodomy? You want to go back to that heathenist and wicked lifestyle?

Get saved or buy an asbestos suit. It's your choice...

Yours in Christ!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: Hellllllllo.

Hello Mr Composure,

Welcome to God's Favorite Forum.

Please tell us your favorite scripture and share your love of Jesus with us.

I was going to ask you if you like pie and what your favorite is, but it seems you are more a turnover or perhaps burrito kind of person. Are you messican?

When did you come to The Lord and how long ago did you quit your sodomy?

I do hope that you are sincere in your quest here and not here just to mock God and we True Christians™. Jesus does not like mockers, nor does he like those with lustful desires, especially homersexual ones.

Gal 5:16:

This I say then, Walk in the Spirit, and ye shall not fulfil the lust of the flesh.

and:

Jude 1:17-19

But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;

How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.

These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Composure]

Re: Hellllllllo.

Rubicon: As you are also unsaved trash, what gives you the right to question me?

Mrs.P.Wintersnow: You're wrong, I really like pie, my favorite would have to be a McDonalds Apple Pie. The warm oozy filling dripping down my chin after an amazing pie is just to die for. I enjoy eating it from end up. Also, the bigger the better.