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  • James Dewitt
    #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
    • Jan 2010
    • 6267

    #16
    Re: Hellllllllo.

    Originally posted by Composure View Post
    Yes Rubicon, I kept is a deep dark secret. Besides, stoning is so first century anyway.
    Come on over to my house we are trying out some special stones today. We need a moving target

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #17
      Re: Hellllllllo.

      Originally posted by Composure View Post
      Rubicon: As you are also unsaved trash, what gives you the right to question me?
      Incorrect Rubicon is a forum member.

      Mrs.P.Wintersnow: You're wrong, I really like pie, my favorite would have to be a McDonalds Apple Pie. The warm oozy filling dripping down my chin after an amazing pie is just to die for. I enjoy eating it from end up. Also, the bigger the better.
      True Christians ™ only eat home maid pie, by the slice.
      Last edited by Felicity; 06-20-2010, 06:13 PM. Reason: Fixed quote

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      • Composure
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jun 2010
        • 13

        #18
        Re: Hellllllllo.

        No sir, I'm an ex gay. I don't want to come over to your house and try out your sinful new sex games, because that goes against the ways of a True Christian.

        You sir need some time in prayer, I will pray for your sinful ways to be abolished by the power of my Lord. Praise Jesus, amen.

        Also, I apologize for confusing Rubicon, but you really should have edited your post Mister Dewitt, Double posting is very sinful, and the fact that you used the incorrect "maid" betrays your lustful desires towards the opposite genders. More prayer is needed for you. Praise Jesus.

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        • Cranky Old Man
          Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
          You kids get off his lawn!
           
          • Jan 2010
          • 22380

          #19
          Re: Hellllllllo.

          This "Composure" figure is funny, Unsaved Trash telling a True Christian(tm) what to do!

          But seriously, please stop talking. Now! And start praying to Jesus for forgiveness of all your sins. With your track record you should be done in 2028.

          Matthew 6:6 "But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly."
          5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
          To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
          James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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          • Composure
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Jun 2010
            • 13

            #20
            Re: Hellllllllo.

            You have no idea what my track record is, so you can't possibly know when I should be done asking for forgiveness.

            It's stated that if I believe in Jesus and accept him as my lord and savior, all my sins will be erased. And that is what I have done. It doesn't say "over time they will be erased"

            Now please, learn to Bible, and come back and tell me to stop talking. Until then, I'll keep talking for my lord and savior, Jesus Christ. Amen.

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22380

              #21
              Re: Hellllllllo.

              Originally posted by Composure View Post
              all my sins will be erased
              Not even close.

              Observe the Holy Bible: 1st John 1:7 "But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin."

              Your behavior is not even close to fellowship. You are hostile and ignorant instead. You are insulting Jesus by treating Him like an idiot. You claim to have left your evil gay ways behind you, but I assure you no one believes you. Not your parents, not your friends, not even your "girlfriend".

              I'll keep talking for my lord and savior, Jesus Christ
              Where did you get the totally insane idea that God elected you to speak on His behalf? Only the Catholics have one idiot, pop Benedict XVI, who is arrogant enough to claim something like that.

              God does not like false prophets: Matthew 24:24 "For there shall arise false Christs, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect."


              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • James Dewitt
                #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                • Jan 2010
                • 6267

                #22
                Re: Hellllllllo.

                Originally posted by Composure View Post
                No sir, I'm an ex gay. I don't want to come over to your house and try out your sinful new sex games, because that goes against the ways of a True Christian.

                You sir need some time in prayer, I will pray for your sinful ways to be abolished by the power of my Lord. Praise Jesus, amen.

                Also, I apologize for confusing Rubicon, but you really should have edited your post Mister Dewitt, Double posting is very sinful, and the fact that you used the incorrect "maid" betrays your lustful desires towards the opposite genders. More prayer is needed for you. Praise Jesus.
                Its not a sex game, we are practicing stoning sinners.

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                • Composure
                  Unsaved trash
                  Under Investigation
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 13

                  #23
                  Re: Hellllllllo.

                  Cranky: I never said I had Parents, friends, nor a girlfriend, don't put words in my mouth. Also, practice what you preach. Amen.

                  Mister Dewitt: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone:. Looks like there will be no stoning sinners today

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                  • Levi Jones
                    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                     
                    • Jul 2009
                    • 13930

                    #24
                    Re: Hellllllllo.

                    Originally posted by Composure View Post
                    Cranky: I never said I had Parents, friends, nor a girlfriend, don't put words in my mouth. Also, practice what you preach. Amen.

                    Mister Dewitt: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone:. Looks like there will be no stoning sinners today
                    Not so fast, God mocker.

                    True Christians are Perfect!
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Meatandpotatopie
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 9

                      #25
                      Re: Hellllllllo.

                      Were I not in prison I would visit my wrath on your god mocking ass you big bag of heathen monkey spunk

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                      • Composure
                        Unsaved trash
                        Under Investigation
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 13

                        #26
                        Re: Hellllllllo.

                        Not so fast, sinner.

                        If you really were all perfect, you'd be more open to ideas and try to help, rather than shun and call names.

                        For people who are so dedicated to Christ, you guys sure are sinful.

                        Praise Jesus.

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                        • Billy Bob Jenkins
                          Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                          About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                          Hates anal sex. And trees.
                          True Christian™
                          • May 2010
                          • 8337

                          #27
                          Re: Hellllllllo.

                          Originally posted by Composure View Post
                          Not so fast, sinner.

                          If you really were all perfect, you'd be more open to ideas and try to help, rather than shun and call names.
                          Where does it say that in the King James Bible?
                          The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                          • James Dewitt
                            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                            • Jan 2010
                            • 6267

                            #28
                            Re: Hellllllllo.

                            Originally posted by Composure View Post
                            Mister Dewitt: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone:. Looks like there will be no stoning sinners today
                            Why, all True Christians are with out sin.
                            1st John 1:7 But if we walk in the light, as he is in the light, we have fellowship one with another, and the blood of Jesus Christ his Son cleanseth us from all sin.

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                            • Levi Jones
                              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                               
                              • Jul 2009
                              • 13930

                              #29
                              Re: Hellllllllo.

                              Originally posted by Composure View Post
                              Not so fast, sinner.
                              The fact that you are calling me a sinner speaks volumes to your hypocrisy. The might want to pull the beam from your eye before claiming I have a speck in mine.

                              Matthew 7:5 Thou hypocrite, first cast out the beam out of thine own eye; and then shalt thou see clearly to cast out the mote out of thy brother's eye.
                              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                              • Composure
                                Unsaved trash
                                Under Investigation
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 13

                                #30
                                Re: Hellllllllo.

                                Billy Bob: That you're all perfect? Nowhere.

                                Mister Dewitt: Until you are at the right hand of God, no one is without sin.

                                Levi Jones: The only thing in my eyes is the truth of Jesus Christ, my lord almighty.

                                Amen.

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