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  • Proverbs3:5-6
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jun 2010
    • 24

    #1

    good day

    Hi my names ed and i chose my fav passage as my user name, I hope that sits okay with ya all, I do not know what else to say but hi and I hope you all welcome me with good christian fellow ship.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: good day

    5Trust in the LORD with all thine heart; and lean not unto thine own understanding.
    6In all thy ways acknowledge him, and he shall direct thy paths.


    Good day to you to. Sorry we haven't responded earlier.



    Tell us more about yourself. What church do you attend? Are you married? Was it Mrs. or Mr.?
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Proverbs3:5-6
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jun 2010
      • 24

      #3
      Re: good day

      I thank you for response levi

      I am male 30 years old I attend the st mary's virgin church in wales it is a specal place not only due to our lord but due to being one of the seven wonders of wales our oldest tree is over 2000 years old

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      • Meatandpotatopie
        Unsaved trash
        Under Investigation
        • Jun 2010
        • 9

        #4
        Re: good day

        Hello proverbs, I've been to Wales and they all seemed like really nice people, not too many gays or heretics butthey do hav a habit of bothering sheep!

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        • Brother Snapper Grogan
          True Christian™
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 608

          #5
          Re: good day

          st mary's virgin church?

          That sounds suspiciously papist. You're not a catylick are you? If you are, why do you hate Jesus?

          I think if you were a catylick you wouldn't offend your heathen godess by not capitalising her demonic name. And what is a "virgin church"? So many unanswered questions.
          What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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          • Proverbs3:5-6
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Jun 2010
            • 24

            #6
            Re: good day

            BFderef I take strong offence!!

            Our church is NOT catholic.

            I have taken the liberty to send you this link



            polity keep you opinons to yourself until you know the full facts

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            • Proverbs3:5-6
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jun 2010
              • 24

              #7
              Re: good day

              Originally posted by Meatandpotatopie View Post
              Hello proverbs, I've been to Wales and they all seemed like really nice people, not too many gays or heretics butthey do hav a habit of bothering sheep!
              I am afraid some of my country men do rather like sheep

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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22864

                #8
                Re: good day

                Originally posted by Proverbs3:5-6 View Post
                [...]I attend the st mary's virgin church [...]
                Probably called that because no one's been in it.

                Carry on....
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29453

                  #9
                  Re: good day

                  I am curious, what does your favorite passage from the KJV mean to you? How has His word stirred your bowels?
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Capt. Aaron Portway
                    One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
                    Salvation from Above
                    God's Favorite Pilot™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2008
                    • 6309

                    #10
                    Re: good day

                    Originally posted by Proverbs3:5-6 View Post
                    I thank you for response levi

                    I am male 30 years old I attend the st mary's virgin church in wales it is a specal place not only due to our lord but due to being one of the seven wonders of wales our oldest tree is over 2000 years old
                    Friend, you seem to have your heart in the right place. But I have to ask you a favor. Could you mix in a little punctuation here and there? In that entire post there was just one apostrophe. My brain started hydroplaning about half way through.

                    Oh, and I almost forgot. Is the old tree a Yew tree?
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