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  • #16
    Re: Fallen off the beaten trail...

    I have thought about it lots, and I can't think of anything, I assume that he likes to do stuff around the house or he wouldn't do it, all though today he did have a list of things that he would like me to do when I got home and I did them, and he has never had a list for me before...

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    • #17
      Re: Fallen off the beaten trail...

      Originally posted by Little Nissy View Post
      I have thought about it lots, and I can't think of anything, I assume that he likes to do stuff around the house or he wouldn't do it, all though today he did have a list of things that he would like me to do when I got home and I did them, and he has never had a list for me before...
      Well then he's turned queer for sure. What does he do for a living? Bake pies? Run a bar for transvestite perverts?
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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      • #18
        Re: Fallen off the beaten trail...

        No, actually he is a construction worker and far far from queer.

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        • #19
          Re: Fallen off the beaten trail...

          If he's cleaning your house then he's turned queer. It's just a matter of time until he runs off with some sweaty, hairy truck driver.

          This is what happens when you don't attend church.
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • #20
            Re: Fallen off the beaten trail...

            I am glad that you believe that, but unfortunately I do not, I was hoping that someone could assist me in how to be a better wife to my husband because I am sure that is what all wives strive for. I am 15 years younger then my husband and I assume that he does it because he is more mature then I, but then again I could be wrong.

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            • #21
              Re: Fallen off the beaten trail...

              Originally posted by Little Nissy View Post
              No, actually he is a construction worker and far far from queer.
              Does he look something like this?

              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.


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              • #22
                Re: Fallen off the beaten trail...

                WOW how did you guess?? I am sorry but he is far from that, LOL!!!

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                • #23
                  Re: Fallen off the beaten trail...

                  Originally posted by Little Nissy View Post
                  I am 15 years younger then my husband and I assume that he does it because he is more mature then I, but then again I could be wrong.
                  Philipines? Indonesia? Korea? Malaysia??

                  How much did your hubby pay for you??
                  2 Chronicles 7:14
                  14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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                  • #24
                    Re: Fallen off the beaten trail...

                    It seems to me that people like to jump to conclussions here. I am white and have always been white, it is a sin to receive money for love.
                    I was told by one of my friends that this was the best site to go to in order to get information on how to be a good wife, I have yet to receive any.

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                    • #25
                      Re: Fallen off the beaten trail...

                      Originally posted by Little Nissy View Post
                      I was told by one of my friends that this was the best site to go to in order to get information on how to be a good wife, I have yet to receive any.
                      Allow me to enlighten you about this. The Holy Bible has very clear instructions on how a wife should behave.

                      Be silent and serve your husband:
                      • 1st Timothy 2:11-12 "Let the woman learn in silence with all subjection. But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence."
                      • Genesis 3:16 "Unto the woman he said, I will greatly multiply thy sorrow and thy conception; in sorrow thou shalt bring forth children; and thy desire shall be to thy husband, and he shall rule over thee."

                      God does not like woman wearing pants, makeup, piercings and tattoos:
                      • Deuteronomy 22:5 "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God."
                      • 1st Timothy 2:9 "In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array"
                      • Leviticus 19:28 "Ye shall not make any cuttings in your flesh for the dead, nor print any marks upon you: I am the LORD."

                      Clear?
                      5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                      To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                      James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                      • #26
                        Re: Fallen off the beaten trail...

                        Also, be sure to cook often and well. Make sure the house is always dusted and dinner is on the table when your husband gets home from work. Do your best to look pretty and feminine at all times, whether you are awake or asleep. Don't be a chatterbox. Wear your nails long. Stay in shape. Do whatever he says without backtalking him or whining. Don't question his authority. Don't fish for compliments. Pray for your husband and always side with him on every issue.
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • #27
                          Re: Fallen off the beaten trail...

                          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                          Also, be sure to cook often and well. Make sure the house is always dusted and dinner is on the table when your husband gets home from work. Do your best to look pretty and feminine at all times, whether you are awake or asleep. Don't be a chatterbox. Wear your nails long. Stay in shape. Do whatever he says without backtalking him or whining. Don't question his authority. Don't fish for compliments. Pray for your husband and always side with him on every issue.
                          Preach it!

                          This is exactly how a perfect True Christian™ housewife should be.

                          Praise the Lord!
                          "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                          • #28
                            Re: Fallen off the beaten trail...

                            Originally posted by Little Nissy View Post
                            I am glad that you believe that, but unfortunately I do not, I was hoping that someone could assist me in how to be a better wife to my husband because I am sure that is what all wives strive for. I am 15 years younger then my husband and I assume that he does it because he is more mature then I, but then again I could be wrong.
                            Look Little Nicky!

                            It seems to me that you are blaming your homer husband for your failings as a wife!

                            Of course he will catch the gay if you don't do things a good wife should and step up your game!

                            My Brothers and Sisters here have so far given you good advice, but it appears to be falling on deaf ears!

                            Here is what you MUST do to turn your husband straight again.

                            1) Get a copy of the KJV1611 and read it cover to cover. When you have done that, do it again.. then again.

                            2) Get yourself a good cookbook as preciously suggested. Just be mindful not to pick up one written by an atheist chef (ie: Gordon Ramsay). Not only is he an atheist, he also has a potty mouth and for all we know, with his high-falootin' recipe names, he could well be teaching you to serve up babies to eat. (atheists do that you know)

                            3) Repeat step one 4 times again.

                            4) Get yourself 3 sets of SHAMWOW's. They are great for cleaning around the home and come color-coded for different area usage.

                            5) Pray a lot

                            6) Learn to use the vaccum cleaner and even if you have to, hide it from your husband. You certainly don't want to find him like this

                            That is just a short list. Let me know when you have done those.

                            YIC,

                            Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                            There's Jesus here,
                            Just see what He offers me....
                            Down here my sins forgiven,
                            Up there a home in heaven
                            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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