[Bible Student]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

You TRULY are wise, Cranky Old Man, may someday I be accepted as a True Christian (All Rights Reserved). As the Lord has said, "there you have it, there it is"

You are new here so you may not know that the only true Bible is the 1611 King James Bible. You might last more than a day if you learn what it says rather than all those false bibles. Did that quote come from the bible according to Lilly Plimpton?

[abortionFTW]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Ive got a question... WTF is this randomness? This is a joke, right? WHO THE F**K ARE YOU GUYS??? oooh, when i registered it asked me: "who died for our sins?" I answered: "Mayor McCheese". And it had the nerve to tell me i was wrong! Some people today!

[proteastantguy]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Cranky, I hope you'll live forever because the world needs people like you.

[abortionFTW]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

And the lord said: "Start a forum in my name, and thou shalt be rewarded with enough oil to last you until you realise that you've piffleed up the planet once and for all."

<<<<<<<<< All Caps removed - If you cannot write like a human, then do not write at all - Admin >>>>>>>>>>>

[John Creeser]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Ive got a question... WTF is this randomness? This is a joke, right? WHO THE F**K ARE YOU GUYS??? oooh, when i registered it asked me: "who died for our sins?" I answered: "Mayor McCheese". And it had the nerve to tell me i was wrong! Some people today!

We're True Christian™'s friend. We certainly don't appreciate your Godmocking behavior on God's favorite family forum.

[abortionFTW]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

We're True Christian™'s friend. We certainly don't appreciate your Godmocking behavior on God's favorite family forum.

Please, answer me this: For a long time, there have been christians, agreed? for an even longer time, there have been humans. Many thousands of years before humans, there were dinosaurs. But wait! I thought the bible said that adam and eve were the first life on earth, atleast there is no mention of dinosaurs. And yes, the dinosaurs did exist.
There is no doubt in my mind that the majority of stories in the bible, are nothing more than just stories. Some of the morals, i agree, are a good thing, and have been good for the human race, but what you call God is nothing more than your quest for acceptance. Something that you feel safe 'believing' in, because you know millions of others 'believe' the same. What you call God is just a feeling inside of you. Inside all of us. But God is nothing more than a label, a label trying to define something that is un-definable. You dont need to understand everything about everything, and to even think you may be able to start to comprehend it all is utter stupidity. So proclaim that i am going to hell, because in the end, that is all you can do. And if there was some sentient being out to get me, i dont think that it would pass it's judgement through an ignorant, narrow minded individual as yourself.
GOODBYE GODWADS, enjoy reading your stories.

P.S. Really??? a trademark symbol??? so <<<<<< Obscenity Deleted - Admin >>>>>> transparent

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Please, answer me this: For a long time, there have been christians, agreed? for an even longer time, there have been humans. Many thousands of years before humans, there were dinosaurs. But wait! I thought the bible said that adam and eve were the first life on earth, atleast there is no mention of dinosaurs. And yes, the dinosaurs did exist.
There is no doubt in my mind that the majority of stories in the bible, are nothing more than just stories. Some of the morals, i agree, are a good thing, and have been good for the human race, but what you call God is nothing more than your quest for acceptance. Something that you feel safe 'believing' in, because you know millions of others 'believe' the same. What you call God is just a feeling inside of you. Inside all of us. But God is nothing more than a label, a label trying to define something that is un-definable. You dont need to understand everything about everything, and to even think you may be able to start to comprehend it all is utter stupidity. So proclaim that i am going to hell, because in the end, that is all you can do. And if there was some sentient being out to get me, i dont think that it would pass it's judgement through an ignorant, narrow minded individual as yourself.
GOODBYE GODWADS, enjoy reading your stories.

P.S. Really??? a trademark symbol??? so <<<<<< Obscenity Deleted - Admin >>>>>> transparent

Welcome friend, It is refreshing to see yet another atheist with a closed mind. Do not come crying to Jesus when you are on your deathbed. He will not be coming.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Please, answer me this: For a long time, there have been christians, agreed?

Yes.

for an even longer time, there have been humans

No. The first humans, Adam and Eve, were American True Christians™.

an ignorant, narrow minded individual as yourself

With your cheerful persona you must have a lot of friends. About zero I presume?

[abortionFTW]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

I think ive worked something out about the members of your website - You seem to be much like cream; Rich, And thick.
also, i find it amusing that you accuse me of having a closed mind, when you believe that everyone should think, act and worship in the same way. atleast i accept people for who they are.
And finally, if i were you, i wouldn't worry about me 'crying to jesus', as you put it. Unlike you, i don't talk to myself.
farewell, and i hope you one day realise that you don't have to pretend anymore.

[abortionFTW]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

The friends i have like me for who i am, not what i pretend to believe in.
Check Mate.
Im done here. But please, consider this: There is a high chance that this is the only life you will get, so dont spend it preparing for another that will never occur.

[GOD=life]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

atleast i accept people for who they are.

How is it a virtue to accept murderers, thieves, rapists and atheists for who they are? Don't you agree that certain types of behavior are NOT acceptable?

Unlike you, i don't talk to myself.

Nope, you fight your boredom by going to Christian forums to bash Christians thinking that if you insult them enough they will suddenly see the validity of your point of view. Instead, you got served and owned. We will see your exit very soon.

[abortionFTW]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

Ive been served and owned? thats funny, i could have sworn that, leaving the website, i'm the happier of the two debating parties.
and by the way, your website looks like a joke, i honestly thought it was quite funny. keep up the hilariously good work.

P.S. I saw the picture of your staff KKK meeting. does "thou shalt not murder" count if the person you're killing is black?

[James Hutchins]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

I think ive worked something out about the members of your website - You seem to be much like cream; Rich, And thick.
also, i find it amusing that you accuse me of having a closed mind, when you believe that everyone should think, act and worship in the same way. atleast i accept people for who they are.
And finally, if i were you, i wouldn't worry about me 'crying to jesus', as you put it. Unlike you, i don't talk to myself.
farewell, and i hope you one day realise that you don't have to pretend anymore.

Well, I for one will miss you.....

The friends i have like me for who i am, not what i pretend to believe in.
Check Mate.
Im done here. But please, consider this: There is a high chance that this is the only life you will get, so dont spend it preparing for another that will never occur.

Thank goodness you did not leave until now...

Ive been served and owned? thats funny, i could have sworn that, leaving the website, i'm the happier of the two debating parties.
and by the way, your website looks like a joke, i honestly thought it was quite funny. keep up the hilariously good work.

P.S. I saw the picture of your staff KKK meeting. does "thou shalt not murder" count if the person you're killing is black?

Now you are just a tease!

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

blah blah blah blah blah GOODBYE (CHILDISH EPITHET REMOVED) blah blah blah blah blah

*several posts later*

Still here?

Liar.



"A false witness shall not be unpunished, and he that speaketh lies shall perish." (Proverbs 19:9)

Yours in Christ,

Zechariah Smyth

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Cranky Old Man's VERY important lessons to the ignorant masse

sorry cranky old man,but i follow the bible & god,so does any other true Christian, so stop trying to be like god.

You claim to be a Christian, but you don't even have the respect for God to capitalize His name, or His Holy Word.


So far, we've seen zero evidence that you're Saved(c).