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  • Flower Petals
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    Under Investigation
    • Jun 2010
    • 4

    #1

    I'm new and in need of help!

    Hello, fellow forum members. I'm new here, as you may have guessed, and I'm so happy and relieved that I found this site! My father prevented me from going to church growing up, and I've felt so lost and alone my whole life. I don't know very much about your church, but I would love so much to learn about it. Please help me, so I can stop being a sinner.
  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #2
    Re: I'm new and in need of help!

    @Flower Petals Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

    Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
    I Jesus!

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    • Flower Petals
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      Under Investigation
      • Jun 2010
      • 4

      #3
      Re: I'm new and in need of help!

      Thanks for the advice, Felicity. I'll go read them right now! c:

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      • Benedict A. Davis
        Winning Souls in his Winnebago
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 3900

        #4
        Re: I'm new and in need of help!

        Why did your father forbid you the word of God? Did he molest you as well?
        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • Jo Freddie
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          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #5
          Re: I'm new and in need of help!

          May I suggest some further reading for you, articles that can lead you to a happier life then this church want you to have.

          The Holy Noodle

          A Condensed History of the World

          Pirates’ Effects on Global Warming.

          Advice on Cooking, Eating & Enjoying Tasty Pasta
          Posted via Pasta

          True Pastafarian™

          May my Sauce be with you!
          Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
          Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
          The Loose Canon - HTML version
          Loose Canon Fan Page
          North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
          I have been to The Volcano!

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          • Benedict A. Davis
            Winning Souls in his Winnebago
            True Christian™
            • May 2010
            • 3900

            #6
            Re: I'm new and in need of help!

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            May I suggest some further reading for you, articles that can lead you to a happier life then this church want you to have.

            The Holy Noodle

            A Condensed History of the World

            Pirates’ Effects on Global Warming.

            Advice on Cooking, Eating & Enjoying Tasty Pasta
            Get out of here pasta boy! She came looking for us, not Chef Boy A'rdee
            sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
            Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
            Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
            Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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            • Jo Freddie
              Unsaved trash
              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #7
              Re: I'm new and in need of help!

              Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
              Get out of here pasta boy! She came looking for us, not Chef Boy A'rdee
              What are you sacred of? Worried that she will find the truth and reject your world of fire and brimstone?

              She came looking for the truth, all I am doing is pointing her in the right direction, helping her find the right path.
              Posted via Pasta

              True Pastafarian™

              May my Sauce be with you!
              Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
              Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
              The Loose Canon - HTML version
              Loose Canon Fan Page
              North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
              I have been to The Volcano!

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              • Benedict A. Davis
                Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 3900

                #8
                Re: I'm new and in need of help!

                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                What are you sacred of? Worried that she will find the truth and reject your world of fire and brimstone?

                She came looking for the truth, all I am doing is pointing her in the right direction, helping her find the right path.
                The Truth! All you offer are recipes for disaster.
                sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                • Jo Freddie
                  Unsaved trash
                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #9
                  Re: I'm new and in need of help!

                  Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
                  The Truth! All you offer are recipes for disaster.
                  The recipes only become a disaster if you overcook the Pasta.

                  Advice on Cooking, Eating & Enjoying Tasty Pasta
                  7 There is never a right way to overcook pasta.
                  8 As long as we eat our pasta and do not overcook it, we shall be saved.
                  Posted via Pasta

                  True Pastafarian™

                  May my Sauce be with you!
                  Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                  Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                  The Loose Canon - HTML version
                  Loose Canon Fan Page
                  North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                  I have been to The Volcano!

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                  • Joey Appauling
                    Unsaved trash
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 12

                    #10
                    Re: I'm new and in need of help!

                    Originally posted by Flower Petals View Post
                    Hello, fellow forum members. I'm new here, as you may have guessed, and I'm so happy and relieved that I found this site! My father prevented me from going to church growing up, and I've felt so lost and alone my whole life. I don't know very much about your church, but I would love so much to learn about it. Please help me, so I can stop being a sinner.
                    Get out of here! they will scare you, with things like " if you play soccer you go to hell" and if you ever disagree with some of the so called "true cristians"
                    YOU WILL GO TO HELL!

                    Trust you're father and worship him! he is right! you don't need a church!
                    This forum is a starting CULT!
                    Get out of it...

                    Jesus didn't want to be blindly followed by the sheeple ( People who act like sheeps, following a leader)

                    you're new here, so get out! before you turn into them.
                    Arrogant people who think they're the best! you don't want to be like that.

                    Respect all life! do that, and everything will be fine!
                    If this is you're way of trying to make me believe in a false god, well you failed again.

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                    • Aaron Cyril
                      Forum Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 67

                      #11
                      Re: I'm new and in need of help!

                      Get out of here! they will scare you, with things like " if you play soccer you go to hell" and if you ever disagree with some of the so called "true cristians"
                      YOU WILL GO TO HELL!
                      Ofcourse you go to hell when you play soccer.
                      Isn't that obvious ?, nothing to scare people about, just telling the facts.

                      Trust you're father and worship him! he is right! you don't need a church!
                      This forum is a starting CULT!
                      Get out of it...
                      His father is a sinner and will go to hell if he continues living his days without the allmighty god. If his blasphemy is called right, then I still would disagree with him on common sense.

                      Jesus didn't want to be blindly followed by the sheeple ( People who act like sheeps, following a leader)
                      Do you got any scripture to back this one up ?.
                      Or are you just screaming things out that don't make sense.
                      (since that is what godless people like to do the most).

                      And thanks for explaining your dry attempt of a joke, without the discription I would consider it as a typo.

                      you're new here, so get out! before you turn into them.
                      Arrogant people who think they're the best! you don't want to be like that.
                      Ofcourse we think we're the best. But it has nothing to do with arrogance.
                      We just follow the true path, the only way to get into heaven.
                      Anyone who does not worship god according to the great bible KJV will not get into heaven. So why are we arrogant when we call ourselves better than for example.. you ?. You are pathetic scum compared to us.

                      Respect all life! do that, and everything will be fine!
                      You mean : Follow god with help off the KJV bible, and everything will be fine!
                      What we are is God's gift to us. What we become is our gift to God

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78556

                        #12
                        Re: I'm new and in need of help!

                        Originally posted by Flower Petals View Post
                        Hello, fellow forum members. I'm new here, as you may have guessed, and I'm so happy and relieved that I found this site! My father prevented me from going to church growing up, and I've felt so lost and alone my whole life. I don't know very much about your church, but I would love so much to learn about it. Please help me, so I can stop being a sinner.
                        An introduction traditionally includes name, gender, location, and interests. In addition, we'd like to hear about your church and your personal relationship with Jesus.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Joey Appauling
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 12

                          #13
                          Re: I'm new and in need of help!

                          I'm pathetic scum, maybe, I agree about the scum part.
                          But other then that, you can't judge me at all!

                          I have lived my live like a real man!
                          No god will tell me what to do, my pride is in his way.
                          You're facts are incorrect.
                          If there is a god, he doesn't care about soccer, nor does he care about you being raised without a believe.
                          You're brainwashed by you're loyal cristian people!
                          Now go pray to that god of your's, he needs it to feel abit better about himself

                          Topic Starter: this is what you will become!
                          A hater towards everyone who disagree's with this cult.
                          Trust me, leave this forum...

                          A forum with treads like: 10 reason why god hates belgium, and many other countries, well that's not a good place...
                          If this is you're way of trying to make me believe in a false god, well you failed again.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #14
                            Re: I'm new and in need of help!

                            Look, Joey, Hell is real, and you are going there. However you try to justify it, your homosexuality is sinful in God's eyes. Pull your finger out of your anus and get yourself together!
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • BelieverInGod
                              Fourm Member
                              Forum Member
                              • Feb 2010
                              • 9269

                              #15
                              Re: I'm new and in need of help!

                              Originally posted by Joey Appauling View Post
                              I'm pathetic scum, maybe, I agree about the scum part.
                              But other then that, you can't judge me at all!

                              I have lived my live like a real man!
                              No god will tell me what to do, my pride is in his way.
                              You're facts are incorrect.
                              .
                              In other words you know that God exists, you are just too proud to bow down to him. Well I have news for you, you will bow to God, oh yes you will.

                              Phillippians 2:10 That at the name of Jesus every knee should bow, of things in heaven, and things in earth, and things under the earth;

                              Isaiah 45:23 I have sworn by myself, the word is gone out of my mouth in righteousness, and shall not return, That unto me every knee shall bow, every tongue shall swear.

                              Romans 14:11 For it is written, As I live, saith the Lord, every knee shall bow to me, and every tongue shall confess to God.
                              Drama queen

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