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  • Bananarama
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    • Jun 2010
    • 2
    #1

    Well hi there

    I'd like to introduce myself here,

    My name is Bananarama (I use a false name because i'm affraid the unbelievers will track me down). I'm from Holland, one of the worst countries in the world (I still think France and Belgium are worse). When i finally get my act together here i will move away far from this heathen country! True Christians are almost extinct here and are being murdered here by Muslims.

    I hope i can share my love for Jesus here with real Christians!
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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78556
      #2
      Re: Well hi there

      Welcome to God's favorite forum. Please tell us about yourself, your church, and your personal relationship with Jesus.

      How many pairs of wooden shoes do you own? I'll bet they never wear out, do they!
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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        • Felicity
          As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
          True Christian™
          • Apr 2010
          • 4834
          #3
          Re: Well hi there

          @Bananarama Welcome! I hope we can be friends!

          How is your windmill?

          Since you are new here please look at our please read this before posting and our your rights on this forum threads! If you already did that, just do it again. There you can learn that this forum is not about debating or unsaved opinions but about praising Jesus!
          I Jesus!

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            • James Hutchins
              True Christian™
              Just a Regular Nice Guy
               
              • Jun 2009
              • 29457
              #4
              Re: Well hi there

              What do you do about splinters?

              How do you hide Jesus from the torch carrying heathens?
              Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
              Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
              Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
              Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
              Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
              Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • True Disciple
                  True Christian™ Creation Scientist
                  Landover Baptist University Associate Professor
                  Smashing atheist science one fact at a time
                  True Christian™
                  • Nov 2009
                  • 2445
                  #5
                  Re: Well hi there

                  Originally posted by Bananarama View Post
                  I'd like to introduce myself here,
                  That's a good thing. Quite often we have to drag new visitors to the Introduction Forum by their hairs. Welcome!

                  I hope i can share my love for Jesus here with real Christians!
                  You certainly can, provided, of course, that you are a True(tm) Christian. What is your favorite Bible Verse? Are you familiar with the KJV Bible already?
                  Sweet Lord Jesus,
                  I want to pray for those who persecute me, my Lord.
                  Please, treat their children as you treated those of Egypt, when they upset you! (Psalm 135:8-9)
                  Dash their little children against the stones for their fathers iniquity! (Psalm 137:8-9)
                  Hit them on the cheek, and smash out their teeth! (Psalm 3:7)
                  Make their death and descent into Hell swift and terrible! (Psalm 55:15)
                  Scatter their broken bodies over the streets of their evil cities, like Benghazi, Amsterdam, Tokyo and Mecca! (Psalm 110:6)
                  Praised be Your Glorious Name™.

                  Amen.

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                    • Brother Harold Porter
                      Landover Senior Outreach
                      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 8236
                      #6
                      Re: Well hi there

                      Originally posted by Bananarama View Post
                      I'd like to introduce myself here,

                      My name is Bananarama (I use a false name because i'm affraid the unbelievers will track me down). I'm from Holland, one of the worst countries in the world (I still think France and Belgium are worse). When i finally get my act together here i will move away far from this heathen country! True Christians are almost extinct here and are being murdered here by Muslims.

                      I hope i can share my love for Jesus here with real Christians!
                      Hello Banana,

                      If you are a male, we need no further love in Christ. We are solid in our walk with the Lord and there is nothing you can "share" with us that we don't already know. Please maintain a polite distance from other men of Christ!

                      Don't take offense, but your user name is clearly phallic in nature. Many here have struggled in their walk with Christ and constant vigil to avoid the threats of the homosexual.

                      If you are a man, I would suggest changing your user name as soon as possible.

                      If you are female, please tell us all about your sinful past! It always helps to talk when getting right with Christ!

                      Yours in Jesus!
                      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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