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  • DarkAngel563
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jul 2010
    • 5

    #1

    I am DarkAngel563!!!

    Hello, Christians. I am DarkAngel563, a gothic emo and Angelique's older sister. I am not a Christian, and I leik PIE! Curse you ALL!!!!
  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22878

    #2
    Re: I am DarkAngel563!!!

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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • WWJDnow
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Aug 2009
      • 6312

      #3
      Re: I am DarkAngel563!!!

      Originally posted by DarkAngel563 View Post
      Hello, Christians. I am DarkAngel563, a gothic emo and Angelique's older sister. I am not a Christian, and I leik PIE! Curse you ALL!!!!
      Hello DarkAngel. Who the Hell is Angelique?
      The Christian Right: The Only Right Way to Be a Christian!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: I am DarkAngel563!!!

        It's her sister, dummy.
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • DarkAngel563
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jul 2010
          • 5

          #5
          Re: I am DarkAngel563!!!

          You son of a biscuit eating bulldog! You didn't think I'd find out about you're cootie queen, did you?`You stupid lint licker!

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          • Colin Cameron
            Unsaved trash, gay euro soccer fan
            • Jun 2010
            • 69

            #6
            Re: I am DarkAngel563!!!

            Originally posted by DarkAngel563 View Post
            Hello, Christians. I am DarkAngel563, a gothic emo and Angelique's older sister. I am not a Christian, and I leik PIE! Curse you ALL!!!!
            Greetings DarkAngel563,

            Many thanks for your introduction and please enjoy your short stay at the Landover Baptist Church.

            I will pray for you.

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            • BelieverInGod
              Fourm Member
              Forum Member
              • Feb 2010
              • 9269

              #7
              Re: I am DarkAngel563!!!

              Letting your child sit in front of the TV or computer screen unsupervised as a way to babysit them should be classified as a form of neglect.

              Then again all of the liebral children would end up being taken away under that law, wouldn't they.
              Drama queen

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              • DoubleD
                Unsaved trash
                 
                • Jun 2010
                • 26

                #8
                Re: I am DarkAngel563!!!

                Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
                Letting your child sit in front of the TV or computer screen unsupervised as a way to babysit them should be classified as a form of neglect.

                Then again all of the liebral children would end up being taken away under that law, wouldn't they.

                That would be almost as bad as teaching about God in pubic school, cause you know all thoses other fasle profits will ride in on it's coat tails!
                Jeremiah 8:8
                Rev 7:3

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                • Benedict A. Davis
                  Winning Souls in his Winnebago
                  True Christian™
                  • May 2010
                  • 3900

                  #9
                  Re: I am DarkAngel563!!!

                  Originally posted by DoubleD View Post
                  That would be almost as bad as teaching about God in pubic school, cause you know all thoses other fasle profits will ride in on it's coat tails!
                  Double D I sure wish you would expound on this, I would love to hear your thoughts. wait save them and you can scream them from the deepest recesses of hell! There is no bad time to teach the word of God or bad place either.

                  You might remember a little story about a guy named Daniel that found himself hanging out in a den of lions, some might feel that this would be a bad time and or place but it seems to have worked out for him.

                  I have never heard our Lord referred to as IT before, please explain why you believe that to be true.
                  sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
                  Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
                  Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
                  Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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                  • DarkAngel563
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: I am DarkAngel563!!!

                    Originally posted by Colin Cameron View Post
                    Greetings DarkAngel563,

                    Many thanks for your introduction and please enjoy your short stay at the Landover Baptist Church.

                    I will pray for you.
                    get your skis shined up grab a stick of juicy fruit the taste is gonna move ya take a sniff pull it out the taste is gonna move ya when ya pop it in your mouth!!!!! POGO STICK LICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                    • Talitha
                      Deaconess
                      Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                      True Christian™
                      • Jan 2026
                      • 15118

                      #11
                      Re: I am DarkAngel563!!!

                      Originally posted by DarkAngel563 View Post
                      get your skis shined up grab a stick of juicy fruit the taste is gonna move ya take a sniff pull it out the taste is gonna move ya when ya pop it in your mouth!!!!! POGO STICK LICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
                      Son, Posting while retarded can lead to all kinds of problems.
                      I shall say a Prayer for you.

                      Sister Talitha

                      Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                      HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                      being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                      • Sylvia
                        Forum Member
                        Forum Member
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 68

                        #12
                        Re: I am DarkAngel563!!!

                        Originally posted by DarkAngel563 View Post
                        Hello, Christians. I am DarkAngel563, a gothic emo
                        Hello Dark Angel, what in the world is a emo?
                        1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.

                        But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.

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                        • Ezekiel Bathfire
                          Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                          Christ's Rottweiler
                           
                          • Jan 2008
                          • 22878

                          #13
                          Re: I am DarkAngel563!!!

                          Originally posted by DarkAngel563 View Post
                          get your skis shined up grab a stick of juicy fruit the taste is gonna move ya take a sniff pull it out the taste is gonna move ya when ya pop it in your mouth!!!!! POGO STICK LICKER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                          “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                          Author of such illuminating essays as,
                          Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                          • Billy Bob Jenkins
                            Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                            About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                            Hates anal sex. And trees.
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 8337

                            #14
                            Re: I am DarkAngel563!!!

                            Originally posted by Sylvia View Post
                            what in the world is a emo?
                            It's a fag, basically.
                            The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                            • Dirk
                              True Christian™
                              • Apr 2010
                              • 1425

                              #15
                              Re: I am DarkAngel563!!!

                              Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                              It's a fag, basically.
                              So because his father was a homosexual, he tries to follows his fathers footsteps and be a homosexual too? Must be some lieberal Democrat voting hippie that takes LSD all day long and has no job.

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