Hail brothers!

[MR. I. R Leviathan]

I hope this day finds you well!
I finally made an account here after a lot of lurking.
I see nothing but a nice community here, all though it's a shame that people would try and disregard the nature of it! There is nothing wrong with preaching our love for jesus, and if you cant accept our feelings you can stick it up your lapoopy! That's what I say.

Anyway hi brothers and sisters, Can't wait to get to know you all better!

P.s How do I get those cute little icons under my name!

[Once was lost]

Re: Hail brothers!

Welcome and as for those cute little icons? There is no such thing as "cute little icons." The Elders here will judge you worthy of receiving those or not.
Now please tell us more about yourself.

[MR. I. R Leviathan]

Re: Hail brothers!

How do the elders know how long it has been since I last masturbated.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Hail brothers!

Jesus knows everything. He is always there. Jesus speaks to the Elders.

[MR. I. R Leviathan]

Re: Hail brothers!

So where is my ex-masturbator icon?
I am proud of the fact I gave up murderous sin and would like to show people my achievement.
Also is there one for giving up smoking? I know it is a vice and impure and I gave that up 2 and a half years ago.

Everyday is a blessing, and my body is a vessel that will leave this planet as pure as it came into it.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Hail brothers!

So where is my ex-masturbator icon?
I am proud of the fact I gave up murderous sin and would like to show people my achievement.
Also is there one for giving up smoking? I know it is a vice and impure and I gave that up 2 and a half years ago.

Everyday is a blessing, and my body is a vessel that will leave this planet as pure as it came into it.

It doesn't work that way. You need to prove yourself in Christ first. For all we know, you still have one hand on the mouse and the other reaching for the vaseline.

All in time, son.

Now please tell us more about yourself.

What church do you attend?

How old are you?

Have you had homosexual thoughts while masterbating?

Why do you love Jesus more than life itself?

Yours in Christ!

[MR. I. R Leviathan]

Re: Hail brothers!

It doesn't work that way. You need to prove yourself in Christ first. For all we know, you still have one hand on the mouse and the other reaching for the vaseline.

All in time, son.

Now please tell us more about yourself.

What church do you attend?

I go to The Baptist Union Of Scotland

How old are you?

22

Have you had homosexual thoughts while masterbating?

Never, 1, I can't even remember the last thing i thought about when i masturbated. ( almost 3 years ago)
2. and why does it matter if it was a homosexual or non homer thought either way it's still a sin brother.

Why do you love Jesus more than life itself?
He is the reason I am here, the reason I live and the reason I am.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Hail brothers!

Welcome aboard, friend. What's your favourite Bible verse?

[MR. I. R Leviathan]

Re: Hail brothers!

Hello Brother Temperance,

I would have to go ahead and say it's Jer. 29:11-13

"For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the LORD, thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. Then you will call upon Me and go and pray to Me, and I will listen to you. And you will seek Me and find Me, when you search for Me with all your heart."

[Colin Cameron]

Re: Hail brothers!

I go to The Baptist Union Of Scotland

I too have the misfortune of living in Northern England too.

I find these heathens regularly have one hand on the homoerotic material and the other on a bottle of suncream. Beware of these skirt wearing homers my friend.

Ensure that you have a KJV Bible nearby to stuff down the back of your pants just in case.

[MR. I. R Leviathan]

Re: Hail brothers!

I too have the misfortune of living in Northern England too.

I find these heathens regularly have one hand on the homoerotic material and the other on a bottle of suncream. Beware of these skirt wearing homers my friend.

Ensure that you have a KJV Bible nearby to stuff down the back of your pants just in case.

I take it by your red post score, you are adequately adept at trying to rile whole hearted people, I am from scotland which you know all too well, and think by giving some inane stereotype it will annoy me?

No sir, I accept that you are a challenge I need to face and pass in order to get into heaven, and I deeply feel for you brother and I hope you change your ways, repent and be saved from damnation.

[The Disciple]

Re: Hail brothers!

I too have the misfortune of living in Northern England too.

I find these heathens regularly have one hand on the homoerotic material and the other on a bottle of suncream. Beware of these skirt wearing homers my friend.

Ensure that you have a KJV Bible nearby to stuff down the back of your pants just in case.

Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

I have not visited the North of Englandshire for a long time brother, I fear from your scribings that the skirt wearing homers who are usually found dancing about over lumps of shiny metal are still dominating the beautiful landscape.

You should move friend.