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  • Church1000
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jul 2010
    • 17
    #1

    Hello Everyone

    This is my first time on a forum like this so please go easy on me.

    I am a gay male, age 26 and I have been perfectly happy for as long as I can remember. But then one day I I woke up and looked at mt boyfriend and it was then i noticed that something was wrong.

    I'm not sure why I'm feeling sad all of a sudden.

    Please help me.
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    • Ezekiel Bathfire
      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
      Christ's Rottweiler
       
      • Jan 2008
      • 22915
      #2
      Re: Hello Everyone

      And I say, "What is wrong" and you come back with some blasphemy... Is that how it works?

      You know God thinks you're an abomination, don't you? Until you repent, you have no business in The Lord's House.
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      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

      Author of such illuminating essays as,
      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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        • Church1000
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jul 2010
          • 17
          #3
          Re: Hello Everyone

          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
          And I say, "What is wrong" and you come back with some blasphemy... Is that how it works?

          You know God thinks you're an abomination, don't you? Until you repent, you have no business in The Lord's House.
          Thats the thing! Lately I've found myself not loving my boyfreind and I need guidance.

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            • Ezekiel Bathfire
              Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
              Christ's Rottweiler
               
              • Jan 2008
              • 22915
              #4
              Re: Hello Everyone

              You want advice? I'll give you God's advice: Repent, stop being a homer and get yourself a nice Christian lady.
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              “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

              Author of such illuminating essays as,
              Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Church1000
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 17
                  #5
                  Re: Hello Everyone

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  You want advice? I'll give you God's advice: Repent, stop being a homer and get yourself a nice Christian lady.
                  Well... where could I find a nice Christian lady?

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                    • Ezekiel Bathfire
                      Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                      Christ's Rottweiler
                       
                      • Jan 2008
                      • 22915
                      #6
                      Re: Hello Everyone

                      MEET CHRISTIAN SINGLES! - The Landover Baptist Church Forum
                      http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=21
                      Who knows? The love of your life might be here! All the single men are GODLY and all the single ladies are virgins...........for the most part.



                      (And don't go saying you're a homer! Being a homer was popular in the 80s and 90s but now the lifestyle choice you have made is very passe. The hip modern generation are now all into getting together with young ladies, marrying them and making soldiers for Jesus)
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                      “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                      Author of such illuminating essays as,
                      Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                        • Church1000
                          Confirmed Enemy of God
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 17
                          #7
                          Re: Hello Everyone

                          Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                          http://www.landoverbaptist.net/forumdisplay.php?f=21


                          (And don't go saying you're a homer! Being a homer was popular in the 80s and 90s but now the lifestyle choice you have made is very passe. The hip modern generation are now all into getting together with young ladies, marrying them and making soldiers for Jesus)
                          But I'm not gay because I want to be. I'm gay because I was born that way.

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                            • Brother Temperance
                              Senior Usher
                              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                              A very nice young man
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 15621
                              #8
                              Re: Hello Everyone

                              Originally posted by Church1000 View Post
                              But I'm not gay because I want to be. I'm gay because I was born that way.
                              I'm unconvinced. Have you ever been sodomised by a baby? No? Neither have I. That's because there is no such thing as a queer baby.
                              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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