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  • Puzzle
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    • Jul 2010
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    #1

    Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

    I request to Apologize for my ealier infraction i was Studying somthing i remebered in Biology and came up to that post and was curious to the reason for that site and read what you posted before i introduced myself. Though just so you know that was not flame that was an honest Opinion distilled in me through my study of what God has placed before me in life.

    I have made it a Habit of mine to Study the bible once a year from start to finish and reflect on what i have learned in this life so far in that year. and one of the most related to this site is that I have yet to find a Favorite Verse for God hath determined a Different path for me to walk.

    Ever Since I first went to Sunday School and completly read the bible in my first week i have continuously wondered what my Purpose is in life and i believe that it is this::

    I believe God hath fractured my Soul so that i may be obsolved from sin as it is my Mission to immurse my self in his Child Lucifer's Tricks and guile and to truly find out what it is that he has that holds so much sway over the world. As of the Moment my mission is incomplete so this Along with the fact i am a Child of the Fruit of Knowledge and Adam and Eve's Decedents i hath not a Complete understanding of what I have been taught by God's Choice in me entering the forest of Temptation but It is in my Faith in the Holy Father that as i have said before he hath saved me from sin so that He may Study through the Eyes of a Human why so many hath not fallowed his word. This being said i wish to be in a Way a sort of Devil's Advocate sent by Our Lord and his Son to help Bring The Sinners that are of Fear for i have seen many turn away the Embrace of Jesus because they Nail's and His Crown of Thorns hath Deceive them in pain. If you do not wish me to be this then i wish that ye not Ban me before explaining to me Why it is thy Wish to do so for it will seem to me That ye bane me for ye fear that i am of Lucifer's demons for which i am but a Wolf in sheeps skin Deceiving the Fallen Angel with Gods Divine help so that When God Judges us he does not make any mistakes.
  • Levi Jones
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    #2
    Re: Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

    Could you try that again in regular American? Your subject verb tense for Baskerville English is a complete mess.

    Calm down, take a deep breath and start over.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • Sister Pamela Thompson
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      • Jun 2010
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      #3
      Re: Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

      And remember, you must capitalize the word "Bible."

      Show some respect!
      2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:

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      • Puzzle
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        #4
        Re: Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

        I regret to say that the message in my Last post on this page is a Representation on how i talk outside of the internet and i apologize if you have difficulty understanding me. i live in Missouri but i have moved quite often in my life so my Grammar has been impacted greatly. Though i do not see this as a Problem for i have found nothing to say that our Heavenly Father hath any dislike for the way a person talks for he hears our hearts which talk in a different manner then our tongues.

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        • Rev. Jim Osborne
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          #5
          Re: Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

          Yea, I'm not sure what he's talking about. All I got was a spaghetti of arbitrarily capitalized words, misspelled words, and run-on sentences.

          I just checked his post infraction history. He was never infracted. This one is probably on drugs. Steer clear.

          Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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          • Cranky Old Man
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            • Jan 2010
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            #6
            Re: Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

            Originally posted by Puzzle View Post
            so that When God Judges us he does not make any mistakes.
            God never makes mistakes!

            It's God you should apologize to!
            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              #7
              Re: Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

              Originally posted by Rev. Jim Osborne
              Yea, I'm not sure what he's talking about. All I got was a spaghetti of arbitrarily capitalized words, misspelled words, and run-on sentences.
              I am sorry that you think that way and i hope that the Lord does not attach any sin to your lie in stating that i must be on drugs. I admit that my Grammar is imperfect but that should give you no reason to say such a slanderous statement to someone new to your site.

              Originally posted by Sister Pamela View Post
              And remember, you must capitalize the word "Bible."

              Show some respect!
              Why Should i show respect to a book created by man? I respect in my heart and mind the word of God Himself is that not enough? the "Bible" is just a human's representation of His Word and it is in His Word We should show respect is it not thus i find nothing wrong with expressing my Faith in the Lord in my own way for it is what the Lord hath distilled into me.

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              • Cranky Old Man
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                #8
                Re: Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

                Originally posted by Puzzle View Post
                Why Should i show respect to a book created by man? I respect in my heart and mind the word of God Himself is that not enough? the "Bible" is just a human's representation of His Word and it is in His Word We should show respect is it not thus i find nothing wrong with expressing my Faith in the Lord in my own way for it is what the Lord hath distilled into me.
                Stop insulting God please!

                2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"
                5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                • Sister Pamela Thompson
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                  #9
                  Re: Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

                  Originally posted by Puzzle View Post
                  Why Should i show respect to a book created by man? I respect in my heart and mind the word of God Himself is that not enough? the "Bible" is just a human's representation of His Word and it is in His Word We should show respect is it not thus i find nothing wrong with expressing my Faith in the Lord in my own way for it is what the Lord hath distilled into me.
                  It's obvious that you have no respect for God, nor do you have respect for His Holy Word.

                  How can you expect us to take your words seriously? Didn't your father teach you anything about respect?
                  2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:

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                  • Levi Jones
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                    • Jul 2009
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                    #10
                    Re: Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

                    Originally posted by Puzzle View Post
                    Why Should i show respect to a book created by man? I respect in my heart and mind the word of God Himself is that not enough? the "Bible" is just a human's representation of His Word and it is in His Word We should show respect is it not thus i find nothing wrong with expressing my Faith in the Lord in my own way for it is what the Lord hath distilled into me.
                    Distilled into you indeed.

                    Do you believe that Jesus is our Savior or not?
                    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                    • Phebe Carlyle
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                      • May 2010
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                      #11
                      Re: Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

                      Originally posted by Puzzle View Post
                      Why Should i show respect to a book created by man? I respect in my heart and mind the word of God Himself is that not enough? the "Bible" is just a human's representation of His Word and it is in His Word We should show respect is it not thus i find nothing wrong with expressing my Faith in the Lord in my own way for it is what the Lord hath distilled into me.


                      Blasphemer!! I will have you know that it has been PROVEN by 3 mathematical statisticians that the Bible (SPECIFICALLY THE KJV1611) was Divinely Authored by God Himself!!

                      The mathematical statisticians, Doron Witztum, Eliyahu Rips and Yoav Rosenberg of the Jerusalem College of Technology and the Hebrew University, submitted their findings to Statistical Science (a well known and highly reputable and respected journal) and was published in August 1994.

                      You can read further about this, here

                      Don't you ever again utter that The Bible was written by mere men, because if you do you will be a liar!

                      It also appears to me Puzzle, that there is a piece of you missing and not an easy side piece, but one near the middle to the left; the one within your heart. Jesus could fill that for you and make you complete.

                      YIC,

                      Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                      There's Jesus here,
                      Just see what He offers me....
                      Down here my sins forgiven,
                      Up there a home in heaven
                      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                      • Puzzle
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                        #12
                        Re: Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

                        Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                        Stop insulting God please!

                        2nd Timothy 3:16 "All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness"

                        You Notice it has the words both Inspiration and correction... thus saying the Bible is not God but a Collection of His Word Thus I what i have said has not been in Disrespect but actually in the opposite..

                        Originally posted by Sister Pamela View Post
                        It's obvious that you have no respect for God, nor do you have respect for His Holy Word.

                        How can you expect us to take your words seriously? Didn't your father teach you anything about respect?
                        I actually learned to phrase what i said before from other Baptists.. so i do not see how i was being Disrespectful to God, though i Do admit to being Disrespectful to you because you are not God implying that you are is not very nice.. See how taking misreading can cause alot of trouble? My Father Taught be to Respect others who Respect me. I did respect both of you until your above statements because you didn't respect me with them. and are we suppose to not turn this site into a Dispute over the Bible?

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                        • Levi Jones
                          Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
                          Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
                          Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
                           
                          • Jul 2009
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                          #13
                          Re: Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

                          Originally posted by Puzzle View Post
                          and are we suppose to not turn this site into a Dispute over the Bible?
                          This site is 100% dedicated to the teachings of the Inerrant Word of God to man.

                          I have yet to see you quote scripture.
                          Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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                          • Sister Pamela Thompson
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                            • Jun 2010
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                            #14
                            Re: Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

                            Originally posted by Puzzle View Post
                            I actually learned to phrase what i said before from other Baptists.. so i do not see how i was being Disrespectful to God, though i Do admit to being Disrespectful to you because you are not God implying that you are is not very nice.. See how taking misreading can cause alot of trouble? My Father Taught be to Respect others who Respect me. I did respect both of you until your above statements because you didn't respect me with them. and are we suppose to not turn this site into a Dispute over the Bible?
                            Are you black? Blacks always claim that they're being abused, or that people are trampling over their rights.

                            I said nothing abusive to you at all. As a man, you need to have a strong backbone. Toughen up. Don't cry about everything the way homosexuals do.
                            2 Corinthians 5:7 For we walk by faith, not by sight:

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                            • Rev. Jim Osborne
                              True Christian™ Televangelist
                              Director of Fundraising and Tithing
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                              • Jun 2009
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                              #15
                              Re: Sorry for my Earlier Infraction.

                              Originally posted by Puzzle View Post
                              You Notice it has the words both Inspiration and correction... thus saying the Bible is not God but a Collection of His Word Thus I what i have said has not been in Disrespect but actually in the opposite..
                              Read it more thoroughly. It is referring to correcting others, not correcting the Bible itself! The verse basically says "God inspired the Bible so you can use the Bible for doctrine, rebuking others, correcting others, and instructing people to live good lives."

                              Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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