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  • POPQUIZ
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Jul 2010
    • 5

    #1

    POP QUIZ

    just answer these questions if you know the answer please.

    READER'S DISCRETION IS ADVISED. So don't be offended.

    you can't answer wrong.

    1. What is wrong with athiesm? (don't answer there non-believers)

    2. What race does god dislike the most?

    3. What country does god dislike the most?

    4. What happened after Noah's ark what lady did he have? (I'm just curios)

    5. If you had a pistol & you had to kill one of these who would it be

    A) A proud christian
    A proud American patriot
    C) A little child

    6. If Armageddon was starting & you wouldn't be raptured what would you do?

    7) how do you think your personal heaven will be like?

    8) if you could meet one man/woman who would it be (except for Jesus & god is a god)

    9) how do you think god came to this world?

    10) what is your favorite bible story?
  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22364

    #2
    Re: POP QUIZ

    Originally posted by POPQUIZ View Post
    3. What country does god dislike the most?
    Where are you from?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Billy Bob Jenkins
      Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
      About as Straight and Manly as you can get
      Hates anal sex. And trees.
      True Christian™
      • May 2010
      • 8337

      #3
      Re: POP QUIZ

      What kind of introduction is that? Why don't you answer some question for us, buster. Like, who are you, how much do you love Jesus, what is your favorite Bible verse, and are you the mother or father or any Christian Soldiers(tm)?
      The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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      • Nobar King
        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
        Christ's Guardian
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2007
        • 23748

        #4
        Re: POP QUIZ

        Who is this kid?
        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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        • POPQUIZ
          Confirmed Enemy of God
          • Jul 2010
          • 5

          #5
          Re: POP QUIZ

          Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
          What kind of introduction is that? Why don't you answer some question for us, buster. Like, who are you, how much do you love Jesus, what is your favorite Bible verse, and are you the mother or father or any Christian Soldiers™?

          Ok I'm RĂşnar JĂłnsson from Iceland & I love Jesus because he's my lord & savior, my favourite verse is: John 14:6 Jesus answered "I am the way & the truth & the life. No one comes to to the father except me.
          sorry don't really get the last question I just love god for giving me chance to live.

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          • POPQUIZ
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            • Jul 2010
            • 5

            #6
            Re: POP QUIZ

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            Where are you from?

            Iceland & if you answer Iceland than that's sad because you ask & then say my country is hated by god him self

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            • Cranky Old Man
              Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
              You kids get off his lawn!
               
              • Jan 2010
              • 22364

              #7
              Re: POP QUIZ

              Originally posted by POPQUIZ View Post
              3. What country does god dislike the most?
              Iceland!
              5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
              To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
              James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: POP QUIZ

                Originally posted by POPQUIZ View Post
                Ok I'm RĂşnar JĂłnsson from Iceland & I love Jesus because he's my lord & savior, my favourite verse is: John 14:6 Jesus answered "I am the way & the truth & the life. No one comes to to the father except me.
                sorry don't really get the last question I just love god for giving me chance to live.
                Iceland. No wonder you are so rude. Well I have a pop quiz for you.

                1. Why are all icelandish people whores and queers?
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • POPQUIZ
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 5

                  #9
                  Re: POP QUIZ

                  Originally posted by Billy Bob Jenkins View Post
                  Iceland. No wonder you are so rude. Well I have a pop quiz for you.

                  1. Why are all icelandish people whores and queers?


                  ummm I don't know any whore or no queer here in Westmann Islands

                  & it's Icelandic not Icelandish. just to be clear I live on an island in property of Iceland.

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                  • POPQUIZ
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 5

                    #10
                    Re: POP QUIZ

                    Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                    you might wanna edit that

                    you have the wrong flag & most of the times our flag turns down so it just shows a red & white cross

                    I dislike bjork she's not my type of music artist

                    no one worships viking gods we picked up Christianity betwee the years 800-1000

                    most of Iceland isn't ice except in the winter then Iceland's like new york without as many crimes as there are in new york

                    I want that disgusting museum gone

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                    • James Dewitt
                      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                      • Jan 2010
                      • 6267

                      #11
                      Re: POP QUIZ

                      John the Baptist, I would like him to do me next

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                      • Pastor Ezekiel
                        Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                         
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 78555

                        #12
                        Re: POP QUIZ

                        Originally posted by POPQUIZ View Post
                        ummm I don't know any whore or no queer here in Westmann Islands

                        & it's Icelandic not Icelandish. just to be clear I live on an island in property of Iceland.
                        Dear Eskimo Savage;

                        First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

                        Secondly, while the internets might seem to be "free" to you, this particular corner of the internets is a privately owned Christian forum. The rights you have on this forum are listed HERE. Please contact a Pastor immediately if you feel that any of your rights have been violated.

                        Finally, your unsaved opinions or tantrums are not even slightly of interest to us. We follow the Holy Word of God TO THE LETTER, and make no apologies for that. One of the most important commandments in the Bible tells us to avoid unsaved scum such as yourself. You wandered in here uninvited, and unwelcome .


                        Please make a thread of your own in the "Introductions" section of the forum, so that we can properly greet you. Tell us about yourself, your church, and how you came to find Jesus.

                        And if you're here to flame us, better take a look at THIS before making an even bigger ass out of yourself.

                        I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.
                        Who Will Jesus Damn?

                        Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                        Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                        Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                        • Kimmie Jae Walters
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2010
                          • 13

                          #13
                          Re: POP QUIZ

                          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
                          Where are you from?

                          Bwahahahahaha.....


                          Oh I am so sorry for the outburst, but you are such a jewel

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