questions, questions, questions...

[Sexual deviant]

well apparently im not allowed to post things here before i have made a thread about myself in here so here we go.

I guess im as my title in here says an unsaved trash (primarily because i live in denmark and is brought up in the lutheran belief but live as an agnostic atheist)
but that doesnt change the fact that i still have questions about god and the bible, for once, in my time growing up i did read the bible and one thing that struck me is that there really wasnt any part in there where god condemned anyone to hell exept when lucifer fell from grace and was thrown into a lake of fire and brimstone (or whatnot) but no actual mention of hell, so where do all the sermons about damning people there come from, i mean the devil isnt even in hell, but a free spirit roaming the earth wich was the reason he was capable of tempting christ in the desert...

i have alot more questions than this, such as the part about loving your next of kin or how it goes and why so many christian people tend to ignore this,
but for now lets just keep to the question about hell...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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[Nobar King]

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Count yourself blessed. You're not 'under investigation', anymore. The DoF must have liked what they saw in your profile.

[Benedict A. Davis]

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You have things a bit confused as you are in the introduction forum where you answer the questions and we then impart our wisdom to you.
You say you were raised luthern and mow you are an agnostic? What is the big difference in the two neither really believe in God. You say you read the Bible, Is there a verse you might remember, one that stuck in your mind?

[Sexual deviant]

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well i was told by pastor ezekiel that i should start by making a post in here,
where i would tell a bit about myself and why i was here and that is what i did...

but yes there is a verse i do remember that stuck in my mind, although i cant remember the exact passage except that i think it was in the second letter to korinth and went something like burn their books and their buildings cause they are heathens and thus not human...

please bear with me if its not the excact phrase since its been a couple of years since i read it the last time and back then it was in danish...

oh and by the way lutherans DO believe in god they simply see the entity known as such as a loving father rather than a spiteful one, they take the new testament as jesus' reformation of gods word

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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well i was told by pastor ezekiel that i should start by making a post in here,
where i would tell a bit about myself and why i was here and that is what i did...

but yes there is a verse i do remember that stuck in my mind, although i cant remember the exact passage except that i think it was in the second letter to korinth and went something like burn their books and their buildings cause they are heathens and thus not human...

please bear with me if its not the excact phrase since its been a couple of years since i read it the last time and back then it was in danish...

The Word of God can be had for free if you just visit your local Independant Baptist Church and ask the Pastor for one. Make sure you ask specifically for a KJV1611 Authorized Version Bible.

Also you can read one online at www.biblegateway.com. And for your assisted reading pleasure, Brother V has got a wonderful thread going HERE called "Bible in a Year."

oh and by the way lutherans DO believe in god they simply see the entity known as such as a loving father rather than a spiteful one, they take the new testament as jesus' reformation of gods word

Lutheran are false Christians, and should be shunned. They're jumped up Mary worshipers and commit abominations like female pastors and queer weddings.

[Sexual deviant]

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well i wont ask about the queers since i do know your views on those, but i am kinda curious as to why women cant be pastors?

[James Dewitt]

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well i wont ask about the queers since i do know your views on those, but i am kinda curious as to why women cant be pastors?

READ and understan what God's has to say
1 Corinthians 14:34-36
Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church. What? came the word of God out from you? or came it unto you only?

[scherzo]

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lutherans DO believe in god they simply see the entity known as such as a loving father rather than a spiteful one, they take the new testament as jesus' reformation of gods word

Lutheran's believe in God's grace, they have the strange notion that it is God that fulfills His promise simply by accepting that after you accept Jesus - God keeps His promise and it is God that works in you. - Bullocks, this is found nowhere in the Bible KJV1611. Salvation is achieved by attending a good Bible believing Church that only accepts KJV1611, Praise Jesus for giving us His Word

[James Hutchins]

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well i wont ask about the queers since i do know your views on those, but i am kinda curious as to why women cant be pastors?

Are you being serious? How old are you?

Women have a hard enough time knowing the difference between steak sauce and drain cleaner. Trust me, many a time I've found my confused wife trying to season a sirloin with Drano(c). I could just see a woman Pastor getting confused between God and Satan saying "Powerful men all are intimidating and I cannot tell them apart...".

So friend, to prevent these sorts of mis-steps, we have to have guidance, no human has all the answers, only God has the ability to be able to categorically tell us what to do, how to think and behave. So, if God tells us a woman can only make babies, clean the house and hopefully cook, then that is all she should ever try to do.

[Sexual deviant]

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Are you being serious? How old are you?

Women have a hard enough time knowing the difference between steak sauce and drain cleaner. Trust me, many a time I've found my confused wife trying to season a sirloin with Drano©. I could just see a woman Pastor getting confused between God and Satan saying "Powerful men all are intimidating and I cannot tell them apart...".

So friend, to prevent these sorts of mis-steps, we have to have guidance, no human has all the answers, only God has the ability to be able to categorically tell us what to do, how to think and behave. So, if God tells us a woman can only make babies, clean the house and hopefully cook, then that is all she should ever try to do.

Well i'll give you this much, I wont let the little miss here at home do the cooking either, not because im afraid that shes trying to kill me like it seems that your wife is, but simply because im afraid shell do it by accident

but I have to say that she isnt nearly as ignorant as you make all women out to be and i would like to say that it makes you quite naive saying so, i mean isnt it pretty offencive against your own mother saying that shes pretty much as dumb as a doorbell and doesnt the bible tell us to respect and revere our parents?

[Meek and Humble]

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but I have to say that she isnt nearly as ignorant as you make all women out to be and i would like to say that it makes you quite naive saying so, i mean isnt it pretty offencive against your own mother saying that shes pretty much as dumb as a doorbell and doesnt the bible tell us to respect and revere our parents?

"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." (Luke 14:26)

Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

[Sexual deviant]

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"If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother...he cannot be my disciple." (Luke 14:26)

Do You Hate Your Mother As Much As Jesus Did?

Ephesians 6, verses 1-3, "Children obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right. Honor thy father and mother

[Meek and Humble]

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Ephesians 6, verses 1-3, "Children obey your parents in the Lord: for this is right. Honor thy father and mother

Sure we should honor our mothers. Just because they are not as smart as men does not mean we should disrespect them. Are you dishonorable to all people dumber than you? You sound like a jackass.

[James Hutchins]

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Well i'll give you this much, I wont let the little miss here at home do the cooking either, not because im afraid that shes trying to kill me like it seems that your wife is, but simply because im afraid shell do it by accident

but I have to say that she isnt nearly as ignorant as you make all women out to be and i would like to say that it makes you quite naive saying so, i mean isnt it pretty offencive against your own mother saying that shes pretty much as dumb as a doorbell and doesnt the bible tell us to respect and revere our parents?

Yes, I too believe my second wife was trying to end my life. I wanted to talk to her about it and resolve what ever little problem she was having and one day, she just disappeared.

All women are ignorant. Not their fault in most cases, so I take a certain amount of pity on them. Their brains can only do so much. But like Pavlov's dog, they can be trained to do repetitive tasks like cleaning toilets. Make breakfast. Make Lunch. Make Dinner. Have baby. Just like God ordained.

I do respect my father. My mother was a good cook and she managed to behave during her preganacy with me to obviously not require excess correction. So I do respect her restraint.

Women are in fact, very similar to door bells. When you press their button, they expect a ring.