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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #31
    Re: questions, questions, questions...

    Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
    Women and office within The Church:
    You Cat licker
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    • Sister Charli
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 1590

      #32
      Re: questions, questions, questions...

      Originally posted by BelieverInGod View Post
      Well if being away from the house for 7 days a month is being condemned, I'll gladly be condemned

      It's really all for the best, I'm a she-bear looking for a fight during that time, as soon as I get "that feeling" off to the shed I go. No fighting with hubby for no reason, no screaming or yelling at the kids. If I really need to let off some steam I go wrestle one of the dogs, that burns it off.
      Oh I totally agree Mrs B.I.G. Menstra week is more of an inconvenience to Daddy because I am not there to make his breakfast in bed, than it is to me.

      I get to fill the tank in the Harley and take off for 7 days. I have even found a number of Arab owned service stations to fill up at so that I only defile mooslimes and not fellow Christians.
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #33
        Re: questions, questions, questions...

        Originally posted by Sexual deviant View Post
        but apparently you did not understand what i said either and since you apparently isnt interested in reading the post again i can quickly tell you that the whole "attack" as you call it started by me saying IF i should receive God and so on THEN all the other stuff, due to the general belief in here and not mine...
        All I did was to try and help you, even after the things you had said prior. Then you wrote that piece to attack me. I had read that piece a few times before I posted my initial reply to what you wrote.
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #34
          Re: questions, questions, questions...

          Originally posted by Charli Harley View Post
          I get to fill the tank in the Harley and take off for 7 days. I have even found a number of Arab owned service stations to fill up at so that I only defile mooslimes and not fellow Christians.
          That's very cheeky of you Charli. But I like it
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Ezekiel Bathfire
            Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
            Christ's Rottweiler
             
            • Jan 2008
            • 22889

            #35
            Re: questions, questions, questions...

            Listen up, Mr Freddie, The catlick church, is nothing more than a social gathering for the servants of the anti-Christ and as such, its rulings are as chaff before God's Wind (which is mighty.)

            That, from time to time and as may be, they decide to increase their deception by quoting Scripture, does not make them "The Voice of God."

            The Whore of Babylon will stoop to the lowest depths to capture souls to stoke the Eternal Fires of Hell. (and if you want my opinion, you're not much better!)
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            “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

            Author of such illuminating essays as,
            Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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            • Jo Freddie
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              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #36
              Re: questions, questions, questions...

              Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
              Listen up, Mr Freddie, The catlick church, is nothing more than a social gathering for the servants of the anti-Christ and as such, it's rulings are as chaff before God's Wind (which is mighty.)

              That, from time to time and as may be, they decide to increase their deception by quoting Scripture, does not make them "The Voice of God."

              The Whore of Babylon will stoop to the lowest depths to capture souls to stoke the Eternal Fires of Hell. (and if you want my opinion, you're not much better!)
              LBC - Cat lickers just different facets of the cult of Elohim and much more alike then you are comfortable to admit.
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              • Ezekiel Bathfire
                Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                Christ's Rottweiler
                 
                • Jan 2008
                • 22889

                #37
                Re: questions, questions, questions...

                This thread has 52 pages of closely reasoned Theology as to why Catlix are not even Christians!

                Read it and weep at the sin that infests God's Earth!
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                “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                Author of such illuminating essays as,
                Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                • Jo Freddie
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                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #38
                  Re: questions, questions, questions...

                  Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                  This thread has 52 pages of closely reasoned Theology as to why Catlix are not even Christians!

                  Read it and weep at the sin that infests God's Earth!
                  Still a facet of the cult of Elohim, just because they may not be christians means nothing, the Jews are but another facet of the cult of Elohim and they aren't christians either are they?
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                  • Ezekiel Bathfire
                    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                    Christ's Rottweiler
                     
                    • Jan 2008
                    • 22889

                    #39
                    Re: questions, questions, questions...

                    Ah! I have detected your fallacy! You believe there are 'facets' of Christianity!

                    Your delusion is not surprising, I have always said that carbohydrate weakens the intellect.

                    Christianity is Absolute! You are either a True Christian™ or you are not a Christian!

                    Imagine for one moment that you decide that you will follow just some of the rules relating to driving a car. Disaster will ensue and no one will hold you as an example of a 'driver'.

                    So it is with Christianity. The Bible (God's "Life, The Universe and Everything for Dummies" if you will) tells us how He wants us to live and simply by following a few basic Commandments, the reward is Eternal Life at His Perfectly Manicured Right Hand.

                    And what does your false god offer? Feeling hungry a hour later and evacuating his remains through our bowels... which will you choose?
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                    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                    Author of such illuminating essays as,
                    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                    • Jo Freddie
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                      Hateful God mocking pirate
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 6339

                      #40
                      Re: questions, questions, questions...

                      Originally posted by Ezekiel Bathfire View Post
                      Ah! I have detected your fallacy! You believe there are 'facets' of Christianity!
                      Christianity is but one facet of the Cult of Elohim there are many, you all worship the same false god, you just come to you mistaken beliefs along different paths.
                      Some have a name for their imaginary friend, others like you do not. Yes you can name his son, but when it come to Jesus's old man you are stumped. But Jew, Christian, Cat-licker, Muslim all facets of the cult of Elohim.
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                      • Nobar King
                        Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                        Christ's Guardian
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2007
                        • 23748

                        #41
                        Re: questions, questions, questions...

                        Originally posted by Sexual deviant View Post
                        apparently you did not understand what i said.
                        Nobody understands what you are going on about.
                        May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                        • Sexual deviant
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                          • Jul 2010
                          • 65

                          #42
                          Re: questions, questions, questions...

                          Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                          Nobody understands what you are going on about.
                          apparently you are quite wrong on this since for example Bathfire
                          is capable of at least relating to the things i write so to conclude it is apparently YOU and FEW others that cant understand, even though i do all i can to simplify the things that i write so it indeed IS understandable to even the most simple of folk, but if you truly dont understand then why on earth dont you tell me exactly what it is that you dont understand and i will try to explain it to you, otherwise try to refrain from writing me since i am directing my posts to those who do understand and are willing to atleast try to answer.

                          and now i am going to do the cooking here so i dont risk getting drainage cleaner in the food

                          Oh yeah and by the way Nobar King isnt God supposed to give you all the answers? in wich case why dont you ask him about what i am going on about? for it is simple things i say and ask...
                          18:12 How think ye? if a man have an hundred sheep, and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains, and seeketh that which is gone astray?
                          18:13 And if so be that he find it, verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that [sheep], than of the ninety and nine which went not astray.

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                          • Sexual deviant
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                            • Jul 2010
                            • 65

                            #43
                            Re: questions, questions, questions...

                            Originally posted by Nobar King View Post
                            Nobody understands what you are going on about.
                            or is it that you dont WANT to understand?
                            in that case you are merely (as whe say in danish) whearing blinkers
                            (you know the things you put on a horses head so they cant see anything but what is right in front of them) and thus i would suggest you tried removing them...

                            and NOW to the food
                            18:12 How think ye? if a man have an hundred sheep, and one of them be gone astray, doth he not leave the ninety and nine, and goeth into the mountains, and seeketh that which is gone astray?
                            18:13 And if so be that he find it, verily I say unto you, he rejoiceth more of that [sheep], than of the ninety and nine which went not astray.

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                            • Nobar King
                              Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                              Christ's Guardian
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2007
                              • 23748

                              #44
                              Re: questions, questions, questions...

                              You've made 64 posts and have asked questions that aren't questions and I have no idea what you want. You certainly aren't here to praise Jesus. The pastors have been very patient to allow you to continue. Brother Bathfire has humored you by re-explaining himself, that's about all.
                              May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                              • Sister Charli
                                True Christian™
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 1590

                                #45
                                Re: questions, questions, questions...

                                I think (from his signature line) that he thinks he is the one in a hundred.

                                Some kind of narcissistic delusion.

                                Prodigal son kinda thing.
                                2 Chronicles 7:14
                                14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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