[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Women are in fact, very similar to door bells. When you press their button, they expect a ring.

Sniff. That's so beautiful, Brother James. You have a way with words.

[Sexual deviant]

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Yes, I too believe my second wife was trying to end my life. I wanted to talk to her about it and resolve what ever little problem she was having and one day, she just disappeared.

All women are ignorant. Not their fault in most cases, so I take a certain amount of pity on them. Their brains can only do so much. But like Pavlov's dog, they can be trained to do repetitive tasks like cleaning toilets. Make breakfast. Make Lunch. Make Dinner. Have baby. Just like God ordained.

I do respect my father. My mother was a good cook and she managed to behave during her preganacy with me to obviously not require excess correction. So I do respect her restraint.

Women are in fact, very similar to door bells. When you press their button, they expect a ring.

well i must admit Pavlov's dog seems like a pretty amazing canine

[Benedict A. Davis]

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well i must admit Pavlov's dog seems like a pretty amazing canine

It was a male .

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Hello Mr Sexural,

Just something please; for my own sensibilities alone, would you please change your username.

I do want to help you in your walk with The Lord, but frankly, you make me feel more than a little uneasy with sexural and/or deviant encompassed in your username. I am not used to such things on either an oral nor visual level.

Your name alone reminds me of much of Pauline and associate writings as to those I should not involve myself with, one being:

1 Timothy 1:10-11

For whoremongers, for them that defile themselves with mankind, for menstealers, for liars, for perjured persons, and if there be any other thing that is contrary to sound doctrine;

According to the glorious gospel of the blessed God, which was committed to my trust.

I also don't appreciate your slighting and paranoia of women-folk and perhaps if you surrounded yourself with more Godly True Christian™ women rather than manipulative heathen whores, your perception may change.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Sister Charli]

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but i am kinda curious as to why women cant be pastors?

Between cooking pies, making beds, cleaning, reading the word of God, tending the vege plot, milking the house cow, praying, paying the bills, doing the grocery shopping, doing my bible study, more cooking etc ..... now you want me to go out and do paid employment as well? You must really hate women Mr SD.

And what about my feminine week? How on earth am I supposed to pastor from my menstra hut? Or did you not think about that?

Pffft. Men. And you think we are the dumber gender.

[Sexual deviant]

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Just something please; for my own sensibilities alone, would you please change your username.

Well for now i will let it be since i have posted before
I personally do not see myself as such, it is the people in here that
have branded me so for the simple fact that i am born in the
place that i am, although i do not personally believe that one should be
judged or condemned solely on factors that is beyond ones own
control, such as where my mother delivered me into this world.
so to sum up i will for now keep the screen name i picked to begin with so you know that you are dealing with a dane.

I also don't appreciate your slighting and paranoia of women-folk and perhaps if you surrounded yourself with more Godly True Christian™ women rather than manipulative heathen whores, your perception may change.

and about my views on women i believe that i am less judgemental
about them than the people in here since I am not the one saying that women cant teach the word of god and i am not the one that
condemnes them for matters completely out of their control
(such as menstruation and so forth)

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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[...]I personally do not see myself as such, it is the people in here that have branded me so for the simple fact that i am born in the place that i am, although i do not personally believe that one should be judged or condemned solely on factors that is beyond ones own control,

I am disappointed with your attitude. Sadly disappointed.

Does the Bible and Jesus teach you nothing at all? Do you not remember the simplest of parables?

Let's talk Samaritans:
Lu:9:51: And it came to pass, when the time was come that he should be received up, he stedfastly set his face to go to Jerusalem,
Lu:9:52: And sent messengers before his face: and they went, and entered into a village of the Samaritans, to make ready for him.
Lu:9:53: And they did not receive him, because his face was as though he would go to Jerusalem.

Joh:4:9: Then saith the woman of Samaria unto him, How is it that thou, being a Jew, askest drink of me, which am a woman of Samaria? for the Jews have no dealings with the Samaritans.

Joh:8:48: Then answered the Jews, and said unto him, Say we not well that thou art a Samaritan, and hast a devil?

And now look how Jesus knows what bastards Samaritans are:

Lu:10:30: And Jesus answering said, A certain man went down from Jerusalem to Jericho, and fell among thieves, which stripped him of his raiment, and wounded him, and departed, leaving him half dead.
[...]
Lu:10:33: But a certain Samaritan, as he journeyed, came where he was: and when he saw him, he had compassion on him,

Why did Jesus choose a Samaritan. Simply because He knew that just being born in Samaria makes you a liar, a cheat, a thief and an general sinner.

You see, it is most important where you are born... most important.

[Lisa H]

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and about my views on women i believe that i am less judgemental
about them than the people in here since I am not the one saying that women cant teach the word of god and i am not the one that
condemnes them for matters completely out of their control
(such as menstruation and so forth)

This is contra to the personal attack you made towards me on a previous post, just because I tried to help you. I am really starting to doubt your intentions here.

[Sister Charli]

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i am not the one that
condemnes them for matters completely out of their control
(such as menstruation and so forth)

God condemns women during mensas. You had a go at me in another thread about "interpreting" the bible when I said I did not understand a verse and asked for some help. Will this verse is very easy to understand without any explanation ....

Leviticus 15:19 (King James Version)
19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

[BelieverInGod]

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God condemns women during mensas. You had a go at me in another thread about "interpreting" the bible when I said I did not understand a verse and asked for some help. Will this verse is very easy to understand without any explanation ....

Leviticus 15:19 (King James Version)
19 And if a woman have an issue, and her issue in her flesh be blood, she shall be put apart seven days: and whosoever toucheth her shall be unclean until the even.

Well if being away from the house for 7 days a month is being condemned, I'll gladly be condemned

It's really all for the best, I'm a she-bear looking for a fight during that time, as soon as I get "that feeling" off to the shed I go. No fighting with hubby for no reason, no screaming or yelling at the kids. If I really need to let off some steam I go wrestle one of the dogs, that burns it off.

[Jo Freddie]

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well i wont ask about the queers since i do know your views on those, but i am kinda curious as to why women cant be pastors?

Between cooking pies, making beds, cleaning, reading the word of God, tending the vege plot, milking the house cow, praying, paying the bills, doing the grocery shopping, doing my bible study, more cooking etc ..... now you want me to go out and do paid employment as well? You must really hate women Mr SD.

And what about my feminine week? How on earth am I supposed to pastor from my menstra hut? Or did you not think about that?

Pffft. Men. And you think we are the dumber gender.

The real reason is that LBC are secretly cat-o-licks

[Sexual deviant]

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This is contra to the personal attack you made towards me on a previous post, just because I tried to help you. I am really starting to doubt your intentions here.

I will be back later in the day to adress the rest of the posts in here and the one by bathfire in my other thread, but i will just quickly answer on this single post before i have to run.
You say that this is in contrast to what i wrote to you in the other thread, but i will then ask you to read it again and in doing so NOT ignore all the 'if's in there since they are pretty damned important to what i wrote and then read what i wrote here again after that and tell me if you still see the same contradictions.

[Lisa H]

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I will be back later in the day to adress the rest of the posts in here and the one by bathfire in my other thread, but i will just quickly answer on this single post before i have to run.
You say that this is in contrast to what i wrote to you in the other thread, but i will then ask you to read it again and in doing so NOT ignore all the 'if's in there since they are pretty damned important to what i wrote and then read what i wrote here again after that and tell me if you still see the same contradictions.

Don't try and play sneaky games with me kiddo. You went out your way to try and and discredit me and post a personal attack. Then you post here, after posting the comment with opposite of what you used to attack me. As I said before, I was open and honest in what I said, I did not hide anything. So your personal attack did not offended me. As I said prior, you did not even understand what said.

[Sexual deviant]

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Don't try and play sneaky games with me kiddo. You went out your way to try and and discredit me and post a personal attack. Then you post here, after posting the comment with opposite of what you used to attack me. As I said before, I was open and honest in what I said, I did not hide anything. So your personal attack did not offended me. As I said prior, you did not even understand what said.

but apparently you did not understand what i said either and since you apparently isnt interested in reading the post again i can quickly tell you that the whole "attack" as you call it started by me saying IF i should receive God and so on THEN all the other stuff, due to the general belief in here and not mine...

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

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Women and office within The Church:

1Tm:3:1: This is a true saying, If a man desire the office of a bishop, he desireth a good work.
1Tm:3:2: A bishop then must be blameless, the husband of one wife, vigilant, sober, of good behaviour, given to hospitality, apt to teach;
1Tm:3:3: Not given to wine, no striker, not greedy of filthy lucre; but patient, not a brawler, not covetous;
1Tm:3:4: One that ruleth well his own house, having his children in subjection with all gravity;
1Tm:3:5: (For if a man know not how to rule his own house, how shall he take care of the church of God?)

**1st Corinthians 14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law.
1st Corinthians 14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.