Two simple questions.

[LoverOf Satan]

Hello, I wish to join the Baptist Church. I was part of a Catholic Church for a long time, but I see the error in my ways(they are slowly letting those homers get married, and they are molesting children!)

I have 2 questions, though.

1. You believe Jesus' true nation that he loves is the USA. But how can this be is Jesus was born in Bethlehem, which was in the Roman Empire, and the USA did not exist at this time?

2. You hate Jewish people, but let us not forget that Jesus himself was Jewish. That is like saying you hate Jesus (let all Jesus haters be Damned!!)

Could you please answer these questions?

Also, my name is John Parker, and my favorite verse from the bible is:
Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it [is] abomination.
Leviticus 18:22

[Serious]

Re: Two simple questions.

I know people have argued #2 before and there is a whole long topic about why Jesus isn't Jewish...wish I knew where it was because I'd link it...

[Nobar King]

Re: Two simple questions.

That was only one question.

[HTannor]

Re: Two simple questions.

Right you are, Brother Nobar.

"Question" number 2 is really a statement. I believe he threw that in as some sort of taunt, thinking he would get a rise out of us.

Probably some sort of atheist troll.

[LoverOf Satan]

Re: Two simple questions.

Oh! Sorry I did not realize! The people of the Baptist religion are truly the most intelligent! The ones from my previous religion were idiots.

Let me restate it. "2. You hate Jewish people, but let us not forget that Jesus himself was Jewish. How can you hate Jewish people if Jesus was Jewish himself?"

Thanks!

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Two simple questions.

Let me restate it. "2. You hate Jewish people, but let us not forget that Jesus himself was Jewish. How can you hate Jewish people if Jesus was Jewish himself?"

Can you count to two? Ok, let's give this a try.

One (1), we do not hate Jewish people. We love everyone with True Christian(tm) tough love. We hope they will stop being Jewish and go to Heaven instead though.

Two (2), Jesus was not Jewish. He is the son of God, also not Jewish.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Two simple questions.

That was a pathetic introduction. How old are you? What church do you attend?

The only people we hate are those who are God's enemies.

Psalm 139:19 Surely thou wilt slay the wicked, O God: depart from me therefore, ye bloody men.
20 For they speak against thee wickedly, and thine enemies take thy name in vain.
21 Do not I hate them, O LORD, that hate thee? and am not I grieved with those that rise up against thee?
22 I hate them with perfect hatred: I count them mine enemies.

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[LoverOf Satan]

Re: Two simple questions.

Can you count to two? Ok, let's give this a try.

One (1), we do not hate Jewish people. We love everyone with True Christian™ tough love. We hope they will stop being Jewish and go to Heaven instead though.

Two (2), Jesus was not Jewish. He is the son of God, also not Jewish.

Cranky, question number 1 was posted in my original post. It was my fault for not posting both questions.

1. You believe Jesus' true nation that he loves is the USA. But how can this be is Jesus was born in Bethlehem, which was in the Roman Empire, and the USA did not exist at this time?

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Two simple questions.

1. You believe Jesus' true nation that he loves is the USA. But how can this be is Jesus was born in Bethlehem, which was in the Roman Empire, and the USA did not exist at this time?

Still having trouble counting over 1 eh.

Jesus is all knowing, He knows the future, the past, etc. So Jesus knew very well about the USA and how it is God's chosen nation. He even knew you would ask this question this very day.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Two simple questions.

Cranky, question number 1 was posted in my original post. It was my fault for not posting both questions.

1. You believe Jesus' true nation that he loves is the USA. But how can this be is Jesus was born in Bethlehem, which was in the Roman Empire, and the USA did not exist at this time?

First of all, this is NOT a debate forum. Please read THIS thread before making an even bigger fool of yourself.

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I will pray that the Holy Spirit enter you and chase the demons out of your rectum and let Jesus fill you with His Grace. If you use your God-given free will to reject Christ and His temporary death on the cross for my sins, then you are sending yourself to hellfire.

[LoverOf Satan]

Re: Two simple questions.

Still having trouble counting over 1 eh.

Jesus is all knowing, He knows the future, the past, etc. So Jesus knew very well about the USA and how it is God's chosen nation. He even knew you would ask this question this very day.

Cranky, it was the combination of the 2 questions that I posted that made it into 2. I thought that was clear. I felt it needless to repost the question #2 as it was already answered.


At that, when did I say that this was a free forum where I could do whatever I wanted, or say that I was going to flame this forum? I was hoping this forum would bring me a new light! Pastor Ezekiel, you have misunderstood my intentions!