[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: My intro

I think he wants to be a eunuch- chop a tool lass is how I have heard it in New Orleans. I guess you are a papist then?

I'm not male, so even if I wanted to be a eunuch, that would be impossible.
I'm also not Catholic.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: My intro

So now that we're 17 posts into this thread, do you mind telling us what you are? Or are we supposed to continue with the 20 questions?

What church do you belong to?
Are you married?
How many soldiers for Christ has your wife had?
What is your favourite scripture?

Or do you not understand the definition of "introduction"?

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: My intro

What church do you belong to?

none

Are you married?

yes

How many soldiers for Christ has your wife had?

I am a straight female, so I don't have a wife. We got married after I had reached menopause. And since he has never had any desire to be a parent, it worked out nicely that way.

What is your favourite scripture?

If there are no dogs in heaven, I want to go where they went. (Will Rogers)

Or do you not understand the definition of "introduction"?

I introduced myself. You could see my name on the page, and I said hello. You don't want an intro, you want a mini-bio.

[Sister Charli]

Re: My intro

I introduced myself. You could see my name on the page, and I said hello. You don't want an intro, you want a mini-bio.

So if I was walking down your street and knocked on the door of your house and said "Hi. It's me" you would welcome me in and treat me kindly? Maybe give me a cup of coffee and a meal. Without even knowing who I was and what I believed? Not even revealing my gender until a few hours into the conversation.

Somehow I doubt that.

But you think you can stroll into Landover's cyber dwelling, wander in without an invite and then introduce yourself in three words only and wonder why folk here think you have been disrespectful.

Think about it.

[Nobar King]

Re: My intro

Especially with a name that no one can pronounce. If you're lucky the pastors will choose a more appropriate American name for you.

[Sister Charli]

Re: My intro

Tchoupitoulas is the name of a band of Mardi Gras Indians - musicians who dress up in breechcloths and feathers and dance through the streets of New Orleans in a Mardi Gras parade.

I am a straight female,

So heterosexual female Cherokees wear breechcloths?

Or was this just another of your falsities to try and deceive us?

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: My intro

I am part Cherokee.

You mean you're an injun. Yoga is very satanic.

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: My intro

So heterosexual female Cherokees wear breechcloths?

Or was this just another of your falsities to try and deceive us?

I didn't say that I dressed up in a breechcloth. And the Tchoupitoulas dancers are all men.

[Sister Charli]

Re: My intro

I didn't say that I dressed up in a breechcloth. And the Tchoupitoulas dancers are all men.

OK. Let me get my head around this.

It would be OK for me to call myself Charlie with an "e" and not assume that folk would think I was male?

Would a female call herself David, John, Matthew, Ezekiel and expect others who can not see her face to face to know that she is a female?

God does not like deceivers. And you appear adept at lies, tall tales and deception.

Proverbs 6:16-19 (King James Version)
16 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: My intro

OK. Let me get my head around this.

It would be OK for me to call myself Charlie with an "e" and not assume that folk would think I was male?

Would a female call herself David, John, Matthew, Ezekiel and expect others who can not see her face to face to know that she is a female?

God does not like deceivers. And you appear adept at lies, tall tales and deception.

Proverbs 6:16-19 (King James Version)
16 These six things doth the LORD hate: yea, seven are an abomination unto him:
17 A proud look, a lying tongue, and hands that shed innocent blood,
18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and he that soweth discord among brethren.

Several people here assumed I was male before I ever explained the origin of my handle.
And seeing as how names like Charli(e), Leslie, Lynn, Evelyn, Lee, Frankie, Chris, Kris, and several others can be used for either sex, I find that it's better not to make assumptions regarding a person's gender based solely on their name.

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: My intro

Several people here assumed I was male before I ever explained the origin of my handle.
And seeing as how names like Charli(e), Leslie, Lynn, Evelyn, Lee, Frankie, Chris, Kris, and several others can be used for either sex, I find that it's better not to make assumptions regarding a person's gender based solely on their name.

Perhaps if you had shown some common courtesy and made it clear in a proper introduction if you are male or female to begin with, then there would be no confusion, nor incorrect conclusions at all.

We aren't God! We cannot read minds!!

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

PS. You should stop your sassing too, Missy!!

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: My intro

No, Charli, I'm not gay.
And I have a great deal of admiration and respect for the wise and gentle carpenter-rabbi from Nazareth.

It is clear you are homosexual, "Touch It Paul". You think your anagram is clever, but you aren't dealing with idiots here.

Why are you here and what do you hope to accomplish in improving your walk wiith Christ?

Can you give up the gayness and come clean to Jesus in your sin?

Yours in Christ!

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

Actually, I believe the world came into being via the Big Bang.

What sort of fools do you think we are? The Earth and everything else in creation was made 5,000 years ago by Our Lord The Flying Spaghetti Monster.
A Condensed History of the World

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

Re: My intro

Actually, I believe the world came into being via the Big Bang.

I bet you believe that you're descended from an ape, too.

Here at Landover Baptist Church we believe the truth:

Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

We'll have none of those EVILutionist lies here, missy.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: My intro

Here at Landover Baptist Church we believe the truth