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[iluvdarwin]

Well, here it is. I love this site because:
1. It keeps my laughing that anyone can be so narrow-minded and racist and have the call to call others out for the same "sins"
2. I find it hilarious that people base their entire empty life around a book written by man 2000 years ago ignoring its complete irrevelance and the fact that it is outdated and obsolete.
3. I am an admitted agnostic. As I believe in a higher power, but don't subscribe to any organized religion since they are all full of lies and propaganda to mold their slaves into what they want not what they should be.


Organized religion is a lie and should be illegal.

[WWJDnow]

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Well, here it is. I love this site because:

Hello godizluv. Love the nick, though you really ought to capitalize the G in God.

1. It keeps my laughing that anyone can be so narrow-minded and racist and have the call to call others out for the same "sins"

We do not tolerate narrow-mindedness and racism here. Everything we say comes right out of the Bible, but if you think we said something that the Bible disagrees with, please point it out to us.

2. I find it hilarious that people base their entire empty life around a book written by man 2000 years ago ignoring its complete irrevelance and the fact that it is outdated and obsolete.

Outdated and obsolete mean the same thing, don't they? Anyway, why do you say the Bible is irrelevant and obsolete?

3. I am an admitted agnostic.

Well, nobody is perfect.

As I believe in a higher power, but don't subscribe to any organized religion since they are all full of lies and propaganda to mold their slaves into what they want not what they should be.

When I first joined the Landover Baptist Church, my deacon specifically told me that he does not want me to be a slave. All he asked was that I agree with church doctrine, tithe generously, and help the church whenever they ask me to.

Organized religion is a lie and should be illegal.

It will be illegal when you reach Hell. Is that really where you want to spend eternity?

[WinnerNotSinner]

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Welcome... it looks like you are already decided on hating Jesus, but I must try and help you walk the path of salvation nonetheless (that's the Christian way, of helping others like brothers ).

Firstly, please find the nearest bar of soap, and wash your mouth out with it. Swearing is spiteful, and there are many young Christians who should not have to hear you speaking out of your ass.

Well, here it is. I love this site because:
1. It keeps my laughing that anyone can be so narrow-minded and racist and have the call to call others out for the same "sins"

Narrow minded? Let me guess, you are one of those "free-thinkers", right? You're the kind of person who thinks they know everything, that all religions are cults, etc. The kind of person that believes anything a monkey wearing a labcoat tells you to believe.

2. I find it hilarious that people base their entire empty life around a book written by man 2000 years ago ignoring its complete irrevelance and the fact that it is outdated and obsolete.

What book are you talking about? If you are referring to the Bible - you are a fool - because the Bible was written by God, and is timeless.

3. I am an admitted agnostic. As I believe in a higher power, but don't subscribe to any organized religion since they are all full of lies and propaganda to mold their slaves into what they want not what they should be.

Have you read the Bible? Sometimes all a lost soul needs to do is read the first few pages to jumpstart them into living as a friend of God. At least you are not a complete atheist, subscribing to the "Big Bang" like it was a Playboy monthly.

Organized religion is a lie and should be illegal.

You want everyone to be as callous, accusatory, hate-filled and potty mouthed as you? We are the Good Guys©.

[James Hutchins]

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Please note: I had to change the title of this thread and several subsequent postings due to the obscenities it contained. The OP is a drug crazed Homer, doing poppers, huffing glue and raping turtles, according to the DoF. God is very, very disappointed as He expected so much more from this mere child. All very sordid. Please pray with me for his soul to be Saved(c).

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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Please note: I had to change the title of this thread and several subsequent postings due to the obscenities it contained. The OP is a drug crazed Homer, doing poppers, huffing glue and raping turtles, according to the DoF. God is very, very disappointed as He expected so much more from this mere child. All very sordid. Please pray with me for his soul to be Saved©.

Thanks for your oversight and protection, Brother James. I'll spend an hour in my prayer closet praying with you for this drug-crazed turtle-raping glue-huffing homer atheist child.

[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

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Organized religion is a lie and should be illegal.

Glad to see you love the first amendment freedoms our country was founded upon.

In your utopia, how would people who choose to follow organized religion be punished?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Sister Charli]

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Organized religion is a lie and should be illegal.

You are a hypocrite.

You imply that we are selectively intolerant of others and yet you come in to our territory and show the ultimate intolerance by suggesting our actions should be illegal.

[Cranky Old Man]

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Glad to see you love the first amendment freedoms our country was founded upon.

In your utopia, how would people who choose to follow organized religion be punished?

Pastor Billy-Reuben

Amen Brother! This "godizluv" should move back to his beloved North Korea.

[Phebe Carlyle]

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Well, here it is. I love this site because:
1. It keeps my laughing that anyone can be so narrow-minded and racist and have the call to call others out for the same "sins"

There is nothing amusing about the Word of The Lord.

It is pleasing to realize however that Jesus and we True Christians™ will have the last laugh come Judgement Day; when you will be sent down to the firey pits of hell screaming for Salvation. Alas, too little too late.

2. I find it hilarious that people base their entire empty life around a book written by man 2000 years ago ignoring its complete irrevelance and the fact that it is outdated and obsolete.

Well for starters you are wrong. The Old Testament was written well over 2000 years ago and if you think that morals and ethics are an "outdated and obsolete" teaching, then you are far more mentally disturbed than I first thought. Jesus came not to destroy The Law, but to fulfill it and His word is what we uphold every day.

Matthew 5:17

Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.

I am an admitted agnostic.

Admitted where? Rehab facility or Psychiatric Hospital? I have heard that agnostics and atheists usually end up in such places; making collages with children's glue and pictures of puppies and their eating utensils made "safe" with corks attached to the sharp ends.

As I believe in a higher power, but don't subscribe to any organized religion since they are all full of lies and propaganda to mold their slaves into what they want not what they should be.

Well that just makes no sense at all. You believe in God but you don't believe in The Bible? How do you hear of God otherwise?

I think too that you are perhaps confusing things as well. YOU may well be a slave to sin, but we True Christians™ have been saved from sin and now are happy SERVANTS (not SLAVES) to God.

Romans 6:22

But now being made free from sin, and become servants to God, ye have your fruit unto holiness, and the end everlasting life.

Organized religion is a lie and should be illegal.

And you creating your own god in your own mind to suit your selfish ways is illegal by God's standards. You have broken THE FIRST COMMANDMENT!

Perhaps, if you spent more time reading the KJV1611 and less time attempting to "wow" yourself with your self-absorbed inane philosophical ranting, you would not allow your obvious hysteria, to get the better of you.

To top things off, you were even incapable of writing a proper introduction.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow.

[Jo Freddie]

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Organized religion is a lie and should be illegal.

Welcome to The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, we are highly disorganized as to reflect the True nature of The One True God.
If you read my signature you can find out more about The Church and Our Lord The FSM.

RAmen

[Dirk]

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Well, here it is. I love this site because:
1. It keeps my laughing that anyone can be so narrow-minded and racist and have the call to call others out for the same "sins"
2. I find it hilarious that people base their entire empty life around a book written by man 2000 years ago ignoring its complete irrevelance and the fact that it is outdated and obsolete.
3. I am an admitted agnostic. As I believe in a higher power, but don't subscribe to any organized religion since they are all full of lies and propaganda to mold their slaves into what they want not what they should be.


Organized religion is a lie and should be illegal.

You seem like a nice person, you just have some issues. Why not try anger management? Please read this thread, it will help you control your anger.