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  • Youth Pastor Marty
    True Christian™
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 365

    #16
    Re: Yo!

    Originally posted by shade View Post
    HAH!

    I ain't banned s'far as I know. I like this place, website made meh laugh for hours. Finally people who actually read the Bible. I have to be banned to not persist at a forum I like. Thing 'bout me is I am stubborn as a mule. I've also got an ego bigger than YHVH(if he even existed).
    Surely that is the only big thing God gave you. Another product of the public education system.

    Matthew 13:41-43 The Son of man shall send forth his angels, and they shall gather out of his kingdom all things that offend, and them which do iniquity; And shall cast them into a furnace of fire: there shall be wailing and gnashing of teeth. Then shall the righteous shine forth as the sun in the kingdom of their Father. Who hath ears to hear, let him hear.

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    • Nobar King
      Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
      Christ's Guardian
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2007
      • 23748

      #17
      Re: Yo!


      What's wrong, ate too many fetuses today?
      May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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      • Bobby-Joe
        Landover Security Superviser
        Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
        NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 18405

        #18
        Re: Yo!

        Originally posted by shade View Post
        HAH!

        I ain't banned s'far as I know. I like this place, website made meh laugh for hours. Finally people who actually read the Bible. I have to be banned to not persist at a forum I like. Thing 'bout me is I am stubborn as a mule. I've also got an ego bigger than YHVH(if he even existed).
        Friend,

        First) God does exist and if you do not curb your insufferable ego you will be in Hell getting a face full of a Satan's burning spunk.

        Second ) You are welcome to post but you are guest in our forum and we reserve the right delete or edit your posts as Jesus sees fit. Landover is not some on line comedy show for you to get a cheep laugh off of. We demand you treat SALVATION(tm) with the respect it deserves.

        Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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        • shade
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          • Oct 2007
          • 54

          #19
          Re: Yo!

          Hun, I was born with my ego, religion ain't got nothin' to do with it.
          Hail thyself!



          Hehe, yea, dat guy need to change his diet... and get a tan.
          These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
          I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.

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          • Bobby-Joe
            Landover Security Superviser
            Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
            NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 18405

            #20
            Re: Yo!

            Originally posted by shade View Post
            Hun, I was born with my ego, religion ain't got nothin' to do with it.
            Hail thyself!
            Why friend? Can you SAVE(tm) yourself from Hell and an eternity of hanging off by your butt from Satan's barbed tallywacker? Can you offer yourself a money back guarantee like Jesus Favorite(r) church can? Do you have a Father and Son working together with in a Metaphysical Dream Team® like Jesus can?

            Quit tap dancing in airport mens rooms and hit that Pay Pal button and show Christ you love Him before it is too late!

            Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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            • shade
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              • Oct 2007
              • 54

              #21
              Re: Yo!

              I saved myself the day I learned that the Nazarene was all a fairy tale, and decided to think for myself!
              These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
              I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #22
                Re: Yo!

                Originally posted by shade View Post
                I saved myself the day I learned that the Nazarene was all a fairy tale, and decided to think for myself!
                So instead you chose to follow that old joo LaVey, who made up a satanic cult just to get laid?

                Great choice boy. Enjoy hell.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621

                  #23
                  Re: Yo!

                  Originally posted by shade View Post
                  Names Anthony!

                  I'm a martial artist, LaVeyan Satanist, and a chaote!
                  I'm a bit of a pyromaniac, and I love guns(own a 22 rifle) and knives(own several and keep some under my pillow).
                  That sounds like a good way to stab yourself in the head.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                  • shade
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                    • Oct 2007
                    • 54

                    #24
                    Re: Yo!

                    No, sir. I keep 'em holstered. Though my brother once kept an illegal throwing under his pillow and he didn't have a holster for it, good thing he lost it.

                    No choosin' to it, I agree with nearly everything the good doctor said in his book.
                    These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
                    I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.

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                    • Sister Noddy
                      True Christian™
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2007
                      • 1843

                      #25
                      Re: Yo!

                      Originally posted by shade View Post

                      Hun, I was born with my ego, religion ain't got nothin' to do with it.
                      Hail thyself!
                      So if you were born already with your own ego and power, and have no need for religion, then why are you a real live LeVeyan Satanist, satanist?
                      1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
                      1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


                      1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

                      Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
                      Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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                      • shade
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 54

                        #26
                        Re: Yo!

                        Originally posted by Sister Noddy View Post
                        So if you were born already with your own ego and power, and have no need for religion, then why are you a real live LeVeyan Satanist, satanist?
                        It gives a name to the way I look at the world. People should identify their own beliefs deep in their mind, rather than get all the answers from a book. If you read a book, however, and it happens to match nearly perfectly with what you already believe, why not give yourself the gratification a label can sometimes give. Plus, I really like the rituals Doc put together.
                        These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
                        I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.

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                        • SalvationSeeker
                          True Christian™ Theologian
                          Forum Member
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 3892

                          #27
                          Re: Yo!

                          Originally posted by shade View Post
                          It gives a name to the way I look at the world. People should identify their own beliefs deep in their mind, rather than get all the answers from a book.
                          Such as the so-called "Satanic Bible" you mean?
                          You stupid "satanists" never cease to amaze me..

                          If you read a book, however, and it happens to match nearly perfectly with what you already believe, why not give yourself the gratification a label can sometimes give. Plus, I really like the rituals Doc put together.
                          Uh-huh.. And that's why you must call yourself "SATANist" when you don't actively worship, or even believe satan actually exists..
                          The real reason you became a "satanist" is the same reason every other insecure kid like you become it for -
                          (ALL LaVeyan "satanists" are insecure children, no exceptions.) To appear big and bad and what not..
                          But it only makes you look even more like a sissy than what you are. (If at all possible!)
                          Pathetic.
                          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                          Proverbs 9:12-13

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                          • shade
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                            • Oct 2007
                            • 54

                            #28
                            Re: Yo!

                            Such as the so-called "Satanic Bible" you mean?
                            You stupid "satanists" never cease to amaze me..
                            Such as the KJV...

                            I don't look for answers in TSB.


                            Uh-huh.. And that's why you must call yourself "SATANist" when you don't actively worship, or even believe satan actually exists..
                            The real reason you became a "satanist" is the same reason every other insecure kid like you become it for -
                            (ALL LaVeyan "satanists" are insecure children, no exceptions.) To appear big and bad and what not..
                            But it only makes you look even more like a sissy than what you are. (If at all possible!)
                            Pathetic.

                            Satan, Hebrew word- Adversary, Accuser
                            And notta one back here knows, cept my little brother(who, by the way, is just as much a heathen as I am, although he's straight).
                            I didn't become a Satanist, I agreed with the philosophy before I even read the book, or heard of the philosophy.
                            And I ain't some angsty teen, I just fine bein' me.
                            These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
                            I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.

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                            • Bobby-Joe
                              Landover Security Superviser
                              Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                              NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                              True Christian™
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 18405

                              #29
                              Re: Yo!

                              Originally posted by shade View Post
                              I saved myself the day I learned that the Nazarene was all a fairy tale, and decided to think for myself!
                              Friend,

                              You sound an atheists. TRUE Christians(tm) Philosophers have torn atheism to shreds with the Transcendental Argument for God existence. You see by the very fact you can prove God doesn't exist means you prove God does.

                              Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

                              Hot Must ReadThreads!


                              Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                              • shade
                                Unsaved trash
                                 
                                • Oct 2007
                                • 54

                                #30
                                Re: Yo!

                                How typical.
                                These forums have bored me beyond reason... guess it don't stay funny for long.
                                I have no need to act to get my arguement through to a real Christian, and I thought debating a pretender would be just as fun. But it's no fun if you already know its an act.

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