[Youth Pastor Marty]

Re: Yo!

HAH!

I ain't banned s'far as I know. I like this place, website made meh laugh for hours. Finally people who actually read the Bible. I have to be banned to not persist at a forum I like. Thing 'bout me is I am stubborn as a mule. I've also got an ego bigger than YHVH(if he even existed).

Surely that is the only big thing God gave you. Another product of the public education system.

[Nobar King]

Re: Yo!


What's wrong, ate too many fetuses today?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Yo!

HAH!

I ain't banned s'far as I know. I like this place, website made meh laugh for hours. Finally people who actually read the Bible. I have to be banned to not persist at a forum I like. Thing 'bout me is I am stubborn as a mule. I've also got an ego bigger than YHVH(if he even existed).

Friend,

First) God does exist and if you do not curb your insufferable ego you will be in Hell getting a face full of a Satan's burning spunk.

Second ) You are welcome to post but you are guest in our forum and we reserve the right delete or edit your posts as Jesus sees fit. Landover is not some on line comedy show for you to get a cheep laugh off of. We demand you treat SALVATION(tm) with the respect it deserves.

[shade]

Re: Yo!

Hun, I was born with my ego, religion ain't got nothin' to do with it.
Hail thyself!



Hehe, yea, dat guy need to change his diet... and get a tan.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Yo!

Hun, I was born with my ego, religion ain't got nothin' to do with it.
Hail thyself!

Why friend? Can you SAVE(tm) yourself from Hell and an eternity of hanging off by your butt from Satan's barbed tallywacker? Can you offer yourself a money back guarantee like Jesus Favorite(r) church can? Do you have a Father and Son working together with in a Metaphysical Dream Team® like Jesus can?

Quit tap dancing in airport mens rooms and hit that Pay Pal button and show Christ you love Him before it is too late!

[shade]

Re: Yo!

I saved myself the day I learned that the Nazarene was all a fairy tale, and decided to think for myself!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Yo!

I saved myself the day I learned that the Nazarene was all a fairy tale, and decided to think for myself!

So instead you chose to follow that old joo LaVey, who made up a satanic cult just to get laid?

Great choice boy. Enjoy hell.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: Yo!

Names Anthony!

I'm a martial artist, LaVeyan Satanist, and a chaote!
I'm a bit of a pyromaniac, and I love guns(own a 22 rifle) and knives(own several and keep some under my pillow).

That sounds like a good way to stab yourself in the head.

[shade]

Re: Yo!

No, sir. I keep 'em holstered. Though my brother once kept an illegal throwing under his pillow and he didn't have a holster for it, good thing he lost it.

No choosin' to it, I agree with nearly everything the good doctor said in his book.

[Sister Noddy]

Re: Yo!

Hun, I was born with my ego, religion ain't got nothin' to do with it.
Hail thyself!

So if you were born already with your own ego and power, and have no need for religion, then why are you a real live LeVeyan Satanist, satanist?

[shade]

Re: Yo!

So if you were born already with your own ego and power, and have no need for religion, then why are you a real live LeVeyan Satanist, satanist?

It gives a name to the way I look at the world. People should identify their own beliefs deep in their mind, rather than get all the answers from a book. If you read a book, however, and it happens to match nearly perfectly with what you already believe, why not give yourself the gratification a label can sometimes give. Plus, I really like the rituals Doc put together.

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: Yo!

It gives a name to the way I look at the world. People should identify their own beliefs deep in their mind, rather than get all the answers from a book.

Such as the so-called "Satanic Bible" you mean?
You stupid "satanists" never cease to amaze me..

If you read a book, however, and it happens to match nearly perfectly with what you already believe, why not give yourself the gratification a label can sometimes give. Plus, I really like the rituals Doc put together.

Uh-huh.. And that's why you must call yourself "SATANist" when you don't actively worship, or even believe satan actually exists..
The real reason you became a "satanist" is the same reason every other insecure kid like you become it for -
(ALL LaVeyan "satanists" are insecure children, no exceptions.) To appear big and bad and what not..
But it only makes you look even more like a sissy than what you are. (If at all possible!)
Pathetic.

[shade]

Re: Yo!

Such as the so-called "Satanic Bible" you mean?
You stupid "satanists" never cease to amaze me..

Such as the KJV...

I don't look for answers in TSB.

Uh-huh.. And that's why you must call yourself "SATANist" when you don't actively worship, or even believe satan actually exists..
The real reason you became a "satanist" is the same reason every other insecure kid like you become it for -
(ALL LaVeyan "satanists" are insecure children, no exceptions.) To appear big and bad and what not..
But it only makes you look even more like a sissy than what you are. (If at all possible!)
Pathetic.

Satan, Hebrew word- Adversary, Accuser
And notta one back here knows, cept my little brother(who, by the way, is just as much a heathen as I am, although he's straight).
I didn't become a Satanist, I agreed with the philosophy before I even read the book, or heard of the philosophy.
And I ain't some angsty teen, I just fine bein' me.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Yo!

I saved myself the day I learned that the Nazarene was all a fairy tale, and decided to think for myself!

Friend,

You sound an atheists. TRUE Christians(tm) Philosophers have torn atheism to shreds with the Transcendental Argument for God existence. You see by the very fact you can prove God doesn't exist means you prove God does.

[shade]

Re: Yo!

How typical.