Hello Fellow Christians

[convertordie]

My name is Jacob Morris, 23 years old and living in England.
I plan to move to the Landover Baptist Church when I get enough money and I have no favorite verse: All God's word is perfect, and there is no best perfect verse. I was born into my faith and LOVE JESUS!

[Sister Charli]

Re: Hello Fellow Christians

Welcome Jacob.

Maybe your favourite verse could be God telling you how much he loves you.

Romans 9:13 (King James Version)
13 As it is written, Jacob have I loved, but Esau have I hated.

Who is Esau?

[convertordie]

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Wait why am i under investigation? I follow God's word to the LETTER. I am still a virgin of course, and almost never envy. I have spent most of my life helping people.

[Sister Charli]

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I am still a virgin of course, and almost never envy. I have spent most of my life helping people.

Almost never sounds a little bit ambiguous. Is it almost? Or is it never?

You are yet to answer my original question tho ..... who is Esau?

[convertordie]

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Easu was Jacob's twin brother, son of Issac. And I envied VERY occasionally as a child but repented, and father beat the devils out of me. I love him for it as now I can be saved.

[John Creeser]

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Wait why am i under investigation? I follow God's word to the LETTER. I am still a virgin of course, and almost never envy. I have spent most of my life helping people.

Welcome friend.

You are under investigation until the Pastors can determine if your heart is true. You need to understand we get our fair share of trolls around here.

So far so good.

[convertordie]

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Ahh. Thank you for clarifying
I promise my heart is true and completely dedicated to The Lord. I understand your problem. I too was made fun of by a foolish Mary-worshipping Cathylic once and know what is feels like to be 'trolled'. Crucify 'em all unless they repent, thats what I say.
Then they can rot in hell where they will burn forever where they belong
Another thing. I plan to be a virgin for ETERNITY Marriage is for the weak at heart, and only to have children.

[convertordie]

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Question. What is that rather fetching world map at the bottom of the page of? With the red dots.
I like how its perfectly flat like Our Lord designed it

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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What church do you attend over there, Jacob? How many teeth have you got left, if any?

If you'd like to find out more about Landover Baptist Church, please read THIS thread created especially for new posters.

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[James Hutchins]

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Jacob, those dots are false Christians. The Landover DoF keeps track of them.

I am surprised not one passage in the KJV has special meaning to you. Certainly, you cannot possibly live such a bland life that all words mean the same?

You know, Jesus dies for your sins. God Spent many, many, many years on having the Bible written for Him. Several re-writes in fact to ensure His words were perfected as scribed in the KJV.

How come you never married? Were you horribly disfigured in an industrial accident? I've seen pictures of the UK, with their monstrous coal fired steam engines belching the Devils fire, coating the heavens with a thick, luxurious black sheen.

[convertordie]

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OK, if i had to choose a single favourite verse it would be 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."
There were many of these types of people where I lived. I take comfort in that they will burn forever.
And i go to the church of Saint John the Evangelist in London.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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And i go to the church of Saint John the Evangelist in London.

What denomination is that? Which Bible version do you use there?

[Benedict A. Davis]

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OK, if i had to choose a single favourite verse it would be 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 - "Do you not know that the wicked will not inherit the kingdom of God? Do not be deceived: Neither the sexually immoral nor idolaters nor adulterers nor male prostitutes nor homosexual offenders nor thieves nor the greedy nor drunkards nor slanderers nor swindlers will inherit the kingdom of God."
There were many of these types of people where I lived. I take comfort in that they will burn forever.
And i go to the church of Saint John the Evangelist in London.

There are 3 of those in London
Anglican, Church of England and the biggest Catholic. Which is yours friend?

[SJGreenway]

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You should abide in the KJV. my Brother. And why no wife? my friends raises a good point. But even the horribly disfigured and european may have a chance to multiply if they repent and abide in The Lords word enough. (or so I hear) Good Luck brother here you will find the guidance that shall allow you a chance to multiply for the Lord... should you be a TRUE CHRISTIAN ... and white of course

[convertordie]

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We are not an official church online, me and my fellow Baptists (about 40 of us in total) had some grounsd consecrated and built our own small church for out Lord.