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  • NomableHusky
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
    • Jul 2010
    • 9

    #1

    That one furry guy

    So i was wondering around the internet and was directed here, and I'm pretty much going to state things how I believe them. If others don't like it thats fine, they can add me to their ignore lists.

    I believe in god, and I don't need to explain myself on anything else related to that.

    Any furry related questions feel free to ask me on this thread, I like to help people understand us. .

    Take care, and gods bless.
  • Levi Jones
    Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
    Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
    Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
     
    • Jul 2009
    • 13930

    #2
    Re: That one furry guy

    How does it feel to know you are going to be doing all your yiffing in hell?

    Romans 1:22-23 Professing themselves to be wise, they became fools,
    And changed the glory of the uncorruptible God into an image made like to corruptible man, and to birds, and fourfooted beasts, and creeping things.
    Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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    • NomableHusky
      Confirmed Enemy of God
      BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
      • Jul 2010
      • 9

      #3
      Re: That one furry guy

      [QUOTE=Levi Jones;563488]How does it feel to know you are going to be doing all your yiffing in hell? [/QUOTE}

      I've had a many a discord with god, and no, I won't be yiffing in hell. Have you ever tried it? Its actually a pretty fun experience.

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      • Jo Freddie
        Unsaved trash
        Hateful God mocking pirate
        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #4
        Re: That one furry guy

        Originally posted by NomableHusky View Post
        So i was wondering around the internet and was directed here, and I'm pretty much going to state things how I believe them. If others don't like it thats fine, they can add me to their ignore lists.

        I believe in god, and I don't need to explain myself on anything else related to that.

        Any furry related questions feel free to ask me on this thread, I like to help people understand us. .

        Take care, and gods bless.
        You say you believe in God, would that be The One True God - The Flying Spaghetti Monster or do you follow the nameless god of the kjv1611 collected fairy tales?
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        • Mark Christ
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2010
          • 84

          #5
          Re: That one furry guy

          Even pretending to be a beast in a sin in The Lord's eye.

          Leviticus 20:15-16 And if a man lie with a beast, he shall surely be put to death: and ye shall slay the beast. And if a woman approach unto any beast, and lie down thereto, thou shalt kill the woman, and the beast: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

          Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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          • Jo Freddie
            Unsaved trash
            Hateful God mocking pirate
            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #6
            Re: That one furry guy

            Originally posted by Mark Christ View Post
            Even pretending to be a beast in a sin in The Lord's eye.
            It is not
            The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn'ts"
            4. I'd Really Rather You Didn't Indulge In Conduct That Offends Yourself, Or Your Willing, Consenting Partner Of Legal Age AND Mental Maturity. As For Anyone Who Might Object, I Think The Expression Is Go F*** Yourself, Unless They Find That Offensive In Which Case They Can Turn Off the TV For Once And Go For A Walk For A Change.
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            May my Sauce be with you!
            Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
            Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
            The Loose Canon - HTML version
            Loose Canon Fan Page
            North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
            I have been to The Volcano!

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            • NomableHusky
              Confirmed Enemy of God
              BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
              • Jul 2010
              • 9

              #7
              Re: That one furry guy

              Mark, its for me and the lord to decide what is right or wrong for me, not the book written by man, inspired by god.


              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              You say you believe in God, would that be The One True God - The Flying Spaghetti Monster or do you follow the nameless god of the kjv1611 collected fairy tales?

              The flying spaghetti monster, while a respected cultish deity (in my opinion) isn't the god I follow, mainly I follow the god lord, and will pray to cthulhu after the lord in times of need, or rely on my own spiritual power.

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              • Mark Christ
                Forum Member
                Forum Member
                • Jun 2010
                • 84

                #8
                Re: That one furry guy

                Originally posted by NomableHusky View Post
                Mark, its for me and the lord to decide what is right or wrong for me, not the book written by man, inspired by god.
                You are half correct. It is for The Lord to decide (not you). And He has already decided and plainly given you instructions on what is right or wrong in The Bible (KJV1611).

                PS: We capitalize God here. Show some respect heathen godmocker.

                Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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                • Ezekiel Bathfire
                  Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
                  Christ's Rottweiler
                   
                  • Jan 2008
                  • 22895

                  #9
                  Re: That one furry guy

                  Sir,
                  You spit in the Face of Christ. You ignore His Word “Because it suits you so to do.” You are blind to the vileness of your perversion. You defy God and are His Enemy!

                  Read this:

                  M't:23:1: Then spake Jesus to the multitude, and to his disciples,
                  M't:23:2: Saying, The scribes and the Pharisees sit in Moses' seat:
                  M't:23:3: All therefore whatsoever they bid you observe, that observe and do; but do not ye after their works: for they say, and do not.
                  M't:23:4: For they bind heavy burdens and grievous to be borne, and lay them on men's shoulders; but they themselves will not move them with one of their fingers.
                  M't:23:5: But all their works they do for to be seen of men: they make broad their phylacteries, and enlarge the borders of their garments,

                  Here Jesus speaks about the way Pharisees and scribes dress up to announce themselves. He speaks of the way they EXPECT to be recognized. He speaks of how they actually do not do anything Godly but EXPECT honor!

                  For you, dressing up as a rat or skunk is the garments of your trade. You EXPECT people will see you and say “Ooo Look! Furries!” Any Christian will look and see nothing but vile travesties of God’s Word and Warning.

                  You’re Damned – Oh Boy! Are you Damned!
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                  “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

                  Author of such illuminating essays as,
                  Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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                  • NomableHusky
                    Confirmed Enemy of God
                    BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                    • Jul 2010
                    • 9

                    #10
                    Re: That one furry guy

                    Originally posted by Mark Christ View Post
                    You are half correct. It is for The Lord to decide (not you). And He has already decided and plainly given you instructions on what is right or wrong in The Bible (KJV1611).

                    PS: We capitalize God here. Show some respect heathen godmocker.
                    Like I've said already, in my talking to god, I have not been told that the furry tendency is a bad thing, and you can't argue that the book was written by man, no matter how influenced you believe it to be by god.

                    When I'm addressing The Lord God, i will use the capitalization, if I choose not to, that's my choice. The greatest factor that you forget is that this is a forum, and I am a human being capable of typing however i want to.

                    Ironically, I will be doing as I please, if you don't like what i have to say, as i've stated in my signature, you can go into your ignore list, and add my name.

                    Awwl, i got my 3rd infraction, this one worth 1000 points! Oh well, it was fun playing with you all, but i've become bored now, take care and yiff in hell

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                    • pururin
                      Unsaved trash
                      Under Investigation
                      • Jul 2010
                      • 1

                      #11
                      Re: That one furry guy

                      aww man you guys knocked out muh buddy oh don't worry hes harmless ;o

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