[Levi Jones]

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I understand but I would raise my child straight, I was raised straight. It just didn't feel right to me to be with a man it's like maybe you wouldn't feel right if you were with a woman. I wasn't at all raised to be with another woman, as you get older you're more certain about things and this is something that I am very certain of. I'm sorry if it's bothersome that I can serve the lord and maintain my sexual orientation at the same time.

You can't be a sapphic and a Christian. That's completely impossible.

Romans 1:26-27 For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

If you have a bastard offspring, it shouldn't be allowed into a church.

Deuteronomy 23:2 A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the LORD; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the LORD.

[AshBee]

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Oh! I know that. I would very well teach the child the Christian ways. Talitha, if it felt wrong to me, I wouldn't be doing it. And Sister Charli, you don't have a say on whose gunna burn in hell.

[Brother Barnabus]

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If God is Love ....Who created Hell?

[Lisa H]

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Oh! I know that. I would very well teach the child the Christian ways. Talitha, if it felt wrong to me, I wouldn't be doing it. And Sister Charli, you don't have a say on whose gunna burn in hell.

What about all the child's suffering and torment it will receive from your choice.

[Sister Charli]

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And Sister Charli, you don't have a say on whose gunna burn in hell.

I do not personally have a say.

But God has already decreed who will burn in hell.

And Lesbanians are high on the list.

In fact it is not just a sin but an ABOMINATION.

Leviticus 18:22 (King James Version)
22 Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination.

Hey AshBee. It is your life and your afterlife that you are gambling with. Your choice kiddo.

[Jo Freddie]

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AshBee as a lesbian these people will never fully accept you as they are the victims of centuries of brainwashing based on the book of a false god.

They do not accept that sexuality it is something personal to the people involved. It is not something they choose, it is not something they have been turned into by anything or anyone, it is who they are.

I bring you the words of The One True God, Hallowed be His Noodly Appendages, in the hope that one day you can accept them and you will finally be able to enjoy life and who you really are.

God does not care what consenting adults do with each other.

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

4. I'd really rather you didn't indulge in conduct that offends yourself, or your willing, consenting partner of legal age AND mental maturity. As for anyone who might object, I think the expression is "go f*** yourself," unless they find that offensive in which case they can turn off the TV for once and go for a walk for a change.

Followed by this piece of advice

8. I'd really rather you didn't do unto others as you would have them do unto you if you are into, um, stuff that uses a lot of leather/lubricant/vaseline. If the other person is into it, however (pursuant to #4), then have at it, take pictures, and for the love of Mike, wear a CONDOM! Honestly, it's a piece of rubber. If I didn't want it to feel good when you did it I would have added spikes, or something.

The Book of Piraticus
Chapter 3

1 And he shall make the analogy that just as two completely different alcoholic beverages are equal, all people are equal.
2 Yes, I know it's kind of a leap, but trust me, I'm the FSM.
3 I love all people equally, so no holy wars or gay bashing or anything like that.
4 There's no reason for any of that.

Pastalm XII

7 I'd also like to officiate over gay unions. Lots and lots of gay unions.
8 I feel that the FSM would appreciate this, since It has a lot of noodly appendages and would want us mere humans created in It's image with noodly appendages to get together and attempt to procreate.
9 I'm also cool with lesbian weddings because the FSM also respects those created with more meatball-like attachments.
10 And if the meatballs and noodles want to get together, it's all good because the FSM is cool about that.
11 Unlike some imaginary deities who are such prudes they don't even have sex with women to get kids, the FSM has the meatballs and noodles all coming together out in the open in a free expression of high-carb goodness.

[Sister Charli]

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Yes AshBee.

Jo Freddie is right. If you plan to remain a lesbeen you may as well worship soggy pasta.

The outcome for you is no different to where you currently are.

[Jo Freddie]

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Yes AshBee.

Jo Freddie is right. If you plan to remain a lesbeen you may as well worship soggy pasta.

The outcome for you is no different to where you currently are.

Yet again you show your ignorance of the True Nature of God and the advice He gives us to live by.

ProvHerbs
Advice on Cooking, Eating & Enjoying Tasty Pasta:

7 There is never a right way to overcook pasta
8 As long as we eat our pasta and do not overcook it, we shall be saved.

[Sister Charli]

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Yet again you show your ignorance of the True Nature of God and the advice He gives us to live by.

You might be right. I will rephrase my earlier comment.

If you plan to remain a lesbeen you may as well worship soggy al dente` pasta.

The outcome for you is no different to where you currently are.

Are we happy now Mr Freddie?

[Lisa H]

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You might be right. I will rephrase my earlier comment.

If you plan to remain a lesbeen you may as well worship soggy al dente` pasta.

The outcome for you is no different to where you currently are.

Are we happy now Mr Freddie?

Pirate will never be happy until he has stolen all Christians souls.

[Sister Charli]

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Pirate will never be happy until he has stolen all Christians souls.

AshBee's soul is already destined to hell as she is a lesbanian.

Whether she worships pasta, lamposts, microsoft word or merino sheep she can not be any worse off than she currently is.

AshBee. Please please please ...
Pray your gay away!

[Lisa H]

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AshBee's soul is already destined to hell as she is a lesbanian.

Whether she worships pasta, lamposts, microsoft word or merino sheep she can not be any worse off than she currently is.

AshBee. Please please please ...
Pray your gay away!

AshBee does not need any more encouragement from Perverted Pirate to leave the Lord. The Lord gave us the will to believe in him. It is the devil in his disguises that leads people away.

[Jo Freddie]

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If you plan to remain a lesbeen you may as well worship soggy al dente` pasta.

Pirate will never be happy until he has stolen all Christians souls.

I am not here to steal anything, I am here to guide people towards an understanding of the true nature of God.

Do you have any words of advise for AshBee Lisa? Do you support you sisters view that Ashbee will burn in Hell unless she rejects who and what she is, did they brainwash you into rejecting who you are with the threats of eternal damnation for being who and what you are?

[Lisa H]

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I am not here to steal anything, I am here to guide people towards an understanding of the true nature of God.

Do you have any words of advise for AshBee Lisa? Do you support you sisters view that Ashbee will burn in Hell unless she rejects who and what she is, did they brainwash you into rejecting who you are with the threats of eternal damnation for being who and what you are?

The Lord gave AshBee the will to believe in him. It is satan in his disguises that lead people from his path. You are just a another disguise of satan with your idol worship.

[Jo Freddie]

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The Lord gave AshBee the will to believe in him. It is satan in his disguises that lead people from his path. You are just a another disguise of satan with your idol worship.

So they have got you to believe that your sexuality was the work of satan and you have rejected who and what you are in order to avoid the mythical burning lakes of fire that you were told were waiting for you?